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joefreak188

1. joefreak188
   posted a quote
   February 22, 2011 3:37pm UTC
   Baby,
   i know that your cool with rocking with me. <3
   ~Justin Bieber
   
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2. joefreak188
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   May 15, 2010 8:09am UTC
   hey guess what!?!?
   i found my new best friend.
   
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3. joefreak188
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   May 13, 2010 8:41pm UTC
   Today, the dryer ate one of my socks. Thankfully, it ate one of my socks last week too, so now I have an even number again. I am satisfied. MLIA.
   not minee
   
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4. joefreak188
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   May 13, 2010 8:39pm UTC
   Today I found out that the yellow line on the football field during a game on TV is not actually there. I feel deceived. MLIA
   NOT MINE!!
   
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5. joefreak188
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   May 13, 2010 8:38pm UTC
   Today, my two sisters were having a fight over the dinner table, one is 14 the other is 6. My 14 year old sister yelled "Well Santa's not real!" My 6 year old sister picked up some courage and yelled "Well neither is Edward Cullen!" One ran from the table crying. I think we all know who did. MLIA
   not mineee
   
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6. joefreak188
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   May 13, 2010 8:37pm UTC
   Today, I spent $6 on feeder fish to feed to my turtle, and $2 in iTunes for the Jaws theme song. I then proceeded to watch my turtle stalk tiny live gold fish while playing Jaws on my iPod. Money well spent.
   MLIA
   oh facebook(:
   
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7. joefreak188
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   May 12, 2010 7:04pm UTC
   has anyone just had one of those awkward conversations
   when you just have no idea what to say?
   
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8. joefreak188
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   May 12, 2010 6:13pm UTC
   i dont think of bruises as pain...
   i take them as memories of how hard i played that game<3
   
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9. joefreak188
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   May 10, 2010 8:48pm UTC
   dad...
   blaming your farts on the dog doesnt really work when the dogs not even in the room...your plan didnt work once again.
   haha he just did that im like
   dad shes not even in the room.
   
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10. joefreak188
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 5:46pm UTC
    and i love my daddy♥
    This kid tried to shoot a medal BB at me...
    my dad was immediatly like...
    "WHO IS THIS KID!!?!?DO YOU WANT ME TO BEAT THE CRAP OUT OF HIM!?!?"
    oh dad♥
    
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11. joefreak188
    posted a quote
    May 10, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    Why Am I Still Waiting For you?
    i mean you obviously will never break up her
    *im sick of singing that should be me by justin bieber...im done waiting*
    
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12. joefreak188
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    May 9, 2010 7:58pm UTC
    and with the crack of the bat the ball go's flying into the outfeild.
    it felt so good..before that game he broke up with me...
    that swing was for him..to show him how good i am.
    my first homerun<3
    
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13. joefreak188
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    May 9, 2010 12:50pm UTC
    My first kiss went a little like this ---♥
    fav? [♥]
    
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14. joefreak188
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2010 12:46pm UTC
    am i the only one not excited for
    S2U0M♥M1E0R?
    *only cause my best friends moving and im starting jr.high =/ *(my jr.high starts in 7th)
    
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15. joefreak188
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    May 9, 2010 9:49am UTC
    And Theres Always Those Days When...
    You see a family friend and there like
    "oh tell your parents I said hi!!"
    and your just like
    "ok! i'll make sure i do!!"
    yeaah...that never really happens...
    
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16. joefreak188
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    May 8, 2010 6:37pm UTC
    OMG!! that was SOO funny!!!....oh wait...i forgot to laugh=/
    *not mine*
    
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17. joefreak188
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    May 8, 2010 6:32pm UTC
    Thanks to Ke$ha
    i now no how to spell dinosaur(:
    **i had to sing the song while writing dinosaur**
    
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18. joefreak188
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    May 8, 2010 6:23pm UTC
    and shouldnt there be an "I'm So Freaking Annoyed With This Person" category?
    
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19. joefreak188
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    May 8, 2010 6:20pm UTC
    "mhm...sureee.."
    k..dont believe me cuz you were there to see EVERYTHING!
    
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20. joefreak188
    posted a quote
    May 8, 2010 5:25pm UTC
    and the
    best
    part of being home alone is...
    being able to blast your music and dance around the house...
    just untill your parents walk in on you.
    
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