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jmster38

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Member Since: 27 Nov 2011 03:27pm

Last Seen: 27 May 2013 08:44pm

Location: Mars

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Witty and Music are my escape from this crazy messed up world we live in.
Fave Musicians
Lupe Fiasco,Tinie tempah,Linkin Park, just to name a few.
Summers been amazing so far.Theres a girl =)
Theres always a girl.Her name is Sara
She's great.She's been my best friend since like 4th grade.
She's amazing and I love her.I dont know if she loves me too though.
  1. jmster38 jmster38
    posted a quote
    July 25, 2012 9:47pm UTC
    Fear is such a weak emotion thats why I despise it.
    -Lupe Fiasco,Words I Never said.

  2. jmster38 jmster38
    posted a quote
    July 23, 2012 8:30pm UTC
    Girl meets a boy on her yahoo messenger:
    crazy186:hey baby!
    h0tNsPiCy91:who is this?
    crazy186:ur secret admirer!
    h0tNsPiCy91:oh really.quit lyin! who is this?
    crazy186:i loved u the first time a stared in your eyes..
    crazy186:i think about u everyday.. you are my dream come true.
    crazy186: we met once! i dont think u remember tho
    crazy186:i cut myself because the pain takes away my feelings of u.
    crazy186:u will see me sometime tonight..
    h0tNsPiCy91: ..WHO IS THIS!?!?
    crazy186:dont worry.. ill take very good care of you..
    crazy186 signed off.
    The girl was so scared she locked all her doors and windows. She made sure her room was secured. She wasn't sure if it was a joke or for real. She didn't know when he was going to come. The girl was so frightened she decided to sleep with her little sister. The girl dozed off quickly.
    Then she heard a knock on the window. The girl slowly walked to the window. It started knocking louder. The girl looked through the windows and saw nothing... just some of the tree branches. The girl went back to bed with her sister. The bed was wet and had a pretty horrid smell. Maybe her sister wet the bed... the girl checked and found blood everywhere. The girl panicked. She didn't know what to do. She ran and hid in the closet in case the killer was there for her. While looking through the cracks of the closet the girl saw a shadow. It was dark, so she couldn't figure out who it was. She started to get more frightened. The shadow crept closer to the closet. The girl closed her eyes as if it was a dream. Then suddenly he opened the closet door and pulled her out.
    Her parents found her dead the next morning. She was completely skinned and hanging in her sister's closet. The younger sister was also found skinned and dead.
    PART 2...
    Two years after the Smith sisters deaths, the parents had a baby boy. The girl's room became a guest room and the little sister's room where the murder took place became the baby's room. The baby grew up to be a successful kid.
    One night he was on the computer and received an instant messege.
    h0tNsPiCy91:Hey lil bro!!!
    2seXay4u:Who is this?
    h0tNsPiCy91:It's your big sis.
    2seXay4u:I never had a sister. I'm an only child.
    2seXay4u:This is some kinda joke, huh?
    h0tNsPiCy91:Mom and dad never told you?
    h0tNsPiCy91:I died 15 years ago with your other older sister.
    h0tNsPiCy91:We were murdered in your room which was once my little sister's room. She was killed in bed when I was sleeping. I was killed in the closet and skinned to death.
    2seXay4u:Quit lying. I never had a sister. If I did my parents would have told me. Whatever. Your stupid.
    h0tNsPiCy91:You don't believe me? Well if you wanna look in your closet floor.
    h0tNsPiCy91:I carved my name and the time and date I was being murdered. Then I carved my little sister's name.
    h0tNsPiCy91:If you don't believe me little brother check the internet. Google on ''Smith sisters murdered anonymously''.
    h0tNsPiCy91:I gtg little brother. I love you and mom and dad soo much. I can't believe they kept us a secret from you. They should burn in h e l l.
    The boy checked the closet. He saw the carvings. Was it true? He surfed the internet and information was there about the anonymous murder in the house. The next morning the boy went downstairs. It was so quiet. Maybe his parents were sleeping. Hours later the boy found his parents in their closet skinned and hung. Then he found more carvings on the ground. They said ''I TOLD YOU I WASN'T LYING LITTLE BROTHER, I LOVED MOM AND DAD.... BUT THEY KEPT ME A SECRET. I CAN'T BELIEVE IT. WELL I'M FREE FROM THIS COLD WORLD, I WON'T HURT YOU LIKE I HURT THEM. I LOVE YOU!"
    -LISA SMITH
    This is a death chain letter. If you don't repost this in the next hour, the parents of Lisa and the little girl will haunt you.i know im sorry i had to!!
    I'm VERRRY sorry... :*

  3. jmster38 jmster38
    posted a quote
    July 22, 2012 10:42pm UTC
    There was a girl that was so stupid that she...
    - Called me to get my phone number
    -Spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice carton cuz it said "concentrate"
    -Put lipstick on her forehead cuz she wanted to make up her mind
    -Tried to put M&M's in aphabetical order
    -Tried to drown a fish
    -Thought a quarterback was a refund
    -Asked for a price check at the Dollar Store
    -Studied for a blood test
    -Thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats
    -She heard that 90% of crimes happen around the home, so she moved
    -Took a ruler to bed to see how long she slept
    -Missed the 44 bus so she took the 22 bus twice
    -Went to the airport and saw a sign that said "Airport Left" so she turned around and went home

  4. jmster38 jmster38
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    That akward moment when no one speaks =/

  5. jmster38 jmster38
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 8:08pm UTC
    Confidence is the stain they can't wipe off-Lil-Wayne

  6. jmster38 jmster38
    posted a quote
    November 27, 2011 4:04pm UTC
    I search but never find
    I work and forever try,but im cursed so nevermind
    And it's worse,but better times seem further and beyond- Lil Wayne

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