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tell him i hate him 
tell him i don’t need him
tell him to have a great life 
without me
tell him he means nothing
to me 
just don’t tell him i said this 
with tears in my eyes


  1. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 5:21pm UTC
    50 ways to make someone feel awkward :
    1.Go up to someone, smack them on the butt and say "dangggg, i remember you" then wink
    2. Walk up to people making out on the street and yell GET SOME!
    3. Ask a fat man when his baby's due
    4. Yell in a crowded area "_______ YOU LEFT YOUR UNDIES AT MY HOUSE!!!!"
    5. Yell in a school assembly "STOP TOUCHING ME THERE!!!!
    6.Walk up to someone and say OH MY GOD i know you, last wednesday night, remember, look them up and down then walk away.
    7.At a crowded movie theater, keep yelling at the screen
    8.Go up to a sexy guy and say "Thanks for last night;)" pinch him on the butt then walk away
    10.Go up to someone random and say "GUESS WHAT I JUST DID!!! I JUST MADE A POOP!!!"
    11.tug their hair whenever possible
    12.tug their arm and when they look at you stare straight foward like nothing is happening
    13.stand behind them while u talk 2 them.
    14.insert finger in bellybutton
    15.say meep after every sentence
    16.put ur hand in their pocket durring conversation
    17.pull a straightener out of ur bra
    19.stare at their nono area while u talk 2 them
    20.comment on the funny feeling u get inside when u see them
    21.ask 2 smell their ear
    22.rub their leg with ur foot when standing next 2 them
    23.crawl through their legs like ur playing tunnel tag while u talk 2 them.
    24.comment on the lovely shape of their cheeks (no im not talking about the ones on ur face)
    25.place hand on their knee cap. don't move it.
    26.ask them if they impregnated u
    27.ask if they r comfertable with u taking off ur pants
    28.remove ur socks and rub their back with them
    29.put a price tag on their earlobe
    30.while in conversation take our christmas lights and start putting them on everything around and act like everythings normal
    31.comment on their nice BASS
    32.ask if their wearing moon pants. CUZ THEIR BUTT IS OUT OF THIS WORLD
    33.whenever possible grab their nose and let go every time they mention it. then grab it again.
    34.when talking to them say excuse me look down your pants and say OMYGOD WHAT IS THAT!!! DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS IS!!!! then show them
    35.go up and start petting someones cheek and say lovely bone structure.....in both areas then wink
    36.go up to them sniff there hair then walk away
    37. walk into a crowded store and say does anyone know any good squatting techniques!!!
    38.go up to someone and say omigash i have an itch on my leg then scratch theirs
    39.ask someone if they have any spare hair to eat
    40.act like a spazz then switch back to normal
    41.grab their elbow and yell WEENIS TOUCH
    42.run up behind an old laddy hug them and yell MOMMY!
    43.try to get as close as you can to them without them noticing
    44. stare at them for as long as you can, when they get to walk away
    45. go up to to a random person, ask them an easy question, like whats 3+4 when they answer yell DO YOU KNOW WHAT THIS MEANS!!???? then run away screamin THERE COMING THERE COMING!!!
    46. walk up to a random person and say do you like my llama then pretends ones beside you then start talking to it
    47.go up to an old man/woman and say are you single then wink:)
    48.act like you think your a famous person
    49.pretend your in the mafia
    50. whenever you see someone that looks like santa claus go up to them sit on their lap and tell them what you want for Christmas

  2. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:31pm UTC
    30 years from now, it wont matter how your hair looked, the shoes you bought, or the jeans you wore. What till matter is what you learned and how you used it.

  3. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:25pm UTC
    play with passion ----->
    -win with pride-

  4. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2010 3:09pm UTC
    find your true goals in life and focus on them.

  5. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    April 15, 2010 3:06pm UTC
    i dont hate him, im just done with him and all the bullshit he put me through.

  6. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    March 20, 2010 6:15pm UTC
    relationships :
    sure their are plenty fish in the sea,
    but your in the desert,
    all alone.

  7. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    March 6, 2010 7:44pm UTC
    what the gesture means
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    -Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    -When your talking to him online and he types your name; He misses you.

  8. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    March 1, 2010 3:49pm UTC
    your not a failure because you dont make it, you're a success because you tried.

  9. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 11:00am UTC

  10. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    February 20, 2010 9:57am UTC
    The hardest part is saying goodbye. </3

  11. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 3:36pm UTC
    i hear one noise on my house and all the sudden i go ninja !
    facebook group.

  12. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    February 18, 2010 2:52pm UTC
    We are all a little weird and life's a little weird,
    and when we
    find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours,
    we join up
    with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love.

  13. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2010 5:00pm UTC
    guys are only lucky
    because they have

  14. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2010 7:28pm UTC
    in all my years of life,
    i've learned not to trust anyone...
    besides myself...

  15. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 7:19pm UTC
    i laugh
    i love
    i hope
    i try
    i hurt
    i fear
    i cry
    and i know you do the same things too,
    so we're really not that different,
    me and you...<3

  16. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 7:14pm UTC
    one of the hardest things in life is watching someone you love,
    love someone else...

  17. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2010 7:09pm UTC
    who calls you beautiful
    instead of hot
    who calls you back
    when you hang up on him
    who will lie under the stars and
    listen to your heartbeat or
    will stay awake
    just to watch you sleep
    who wants to show you off to the world
    when your wearing sweats
    who holds your hand
    in front of his friends
    who thinks your just as pretty
    without makeup on
    the one who is constantly reminding you
    about how much he cares
    and how lucky he is to have you
    the one who turns to his friends
    and says, "thats her."

  18. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 6:39pm UTC
    There are things that
    we dont want to happen,
    but have to accept,
    things we dont wanna know,
    but we have to learn,
    and people we cant live without,
    but we have to let go...

  19. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2010 4:29pm UTC
    i can be everything you need...<3

  20. jlindy96 jlindy96
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2010 4:16pm UTC
    Definition of the word LOVE
    Love is an incredibly powerful word. When you're in love, you always want to be together, and when you're not, you're thinking about being together because you need that person and without them your life is incomplete.
    This love is unconditional affection with no limits or conditions: completely loving someone. It's when you trust the other with your life and when you would do anything for each other. When you love someone you want nothing more than for them to be truly happy no matter what it takes because that's how much you care about them and because their needs come before your own. You hide nothing of yourself and can tell the other anything because you know they accept you just the way you are and vice versa.
    It's when they're the last thing you think about before you go to sleep and when they're the first thing you think of when you wake up, the feeling that warms your heart and leaves you overcome by a feeling of serenity. Love involves wanting to show your affection and/or devotion to each other. It's the smile on your face you get when you're thinking about them and miss them.
    Love can make you do anything and sacrifice for what will be better in the end. Love is intense,and passionate. Everything seems brighter, happier and more wonderful when you're in love. If you find it, don't let it go.


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