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  1. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2011 11:50pm UTC
    Hey please go here
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/JessieJane
    It would mean the world to me
    THANKS

  2. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:27pm UTC
    That awkward moment when you think your falling off a building and you have a spazz attack in your sleep..

  3. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    December 3, 2011 3:14pm UTC
    i'm --% obsessed with my looks
    Hair:
    [x] straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [] mousse
    [x] hair spray
    [] gel
    [x] other sprays
    [x] bobby pins
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer (or a fan)
    [x] mirror
    [x] you have dyed your hair
    [] you have or had highlights
    Total: 8
    Eyes:
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [x] eyelash curler
    [x] eye shimmer
    [] colored contacts
    [x] sunglasses
    [x] eye makeup remover
    [] olive oil
    Total so far: 16
    Lips/Teeth:
    [x] clear lip gloss
    [x] red or pink gloss
    [] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [] electric toothbrush
    [] teeth whitener
    [] lip liner
    [x] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    Total so far: 21
    Complexion/Overall face:
    [] blush
    [x]moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [x] face wipes
    [x] powder
    [x] cover up
    Total so far: 27
    Nails:
    [x] nail polish
    [x] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [] cuticle remover
    [x] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [x] Fake nails
    [x] nail scissors
    Overall Total: 33
    Now multiply your overall total by 2
    Then, repost as I am 66% obsessed with my looks.

  4. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    Hey you...yeah, I mean you. If you have taken a minute to read this... God has seen YOU struggling with something. God says its over. A blessing is coming your way. If you believe in God send this message on, please don't ignore it, you are being tested. God is going to fix two things (BIG) tonight in your favor. If you believe in God… drop everything and re-post it. I just did!
    Most people will just skip this quote because its not pretty. But you are reading this for a reason

  5. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 3:54pm UTC
    Confessions of a
    soccerholic
    I have one hair style and it involves a hair tie
    I'm more comfortable in my uniform than the latest fashions
    I think my legs look fantastic BECAUSE of the scars
    I own two pairs of shoes...Cleats and Flip flops
    I'd much rather be on the field than on my phone
    I don't chase boys...They chase me.
    The only pumps I own are used to inflate soccer balls
    To me 'makeup' means a rescheduled game
    My only other clothes than my uniform are t-shirts
    ♥ if you are a soccerholic
    nmq

  6. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 1:05pm UTC
    Grab your Phone.
    okay.
    What kind is your phone?
    cosmos touch
    who is the first person to come up under the letter M?
    maddy luvs ya grlll
    Whos the last person you called?
    My house
    Who was your last missed call from?
    Kari!!!!
    Who is the 2nd person to come up under D
    david:
    Whos the third person who comes up under J?
    Jillian
    How many messages are currently in your inbox?
    157
    What do you have as your background?
    me and my friends
    Whos the 5th message in your inbox from?
    Carolyn
    Whos the first person who comes up under B?
    Bella
    How many bars of signal do you currently have there?
    2(:
    Who was your last message from?
    Brooke
    Who is the first name in your phone book?
    ali
    Who is the last person in your phonebook?
    Zac
    Name every person you have text messages from in your inbox
    Jack, Brooke, zac, amy, kam, anna
    Whos the 5th person under A?
    andrew
    Who is the ninth person on your missed call list?
    Kelsey
    What does the 6th message on your outbox say?
    noooo not like that! I would never evrs tell him that! he likes YOU
    What is the sweetest message in your inbox?
    Luv ya grly!

  7. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 12:52pm UTC
    I have screwed up 75% of my teenage life.
    [x] Kissed someone before dating
    [x] Gotten a phone taken away at school
    [x] Gotten caught chewing gum
    [] Gotten caught cheating on a test
    Total so far: 3
    [] Arrived late to class more than 5 times
    [x] Didn't do homework over 5 times
    [x] Turned at least 2 projects in late
    [] Missed school just because you felt like it
    [x]Laughed so loud you got kicked out of class
    Total so far: 7
    [x] Got your mom, dad, SISTER etc to get you out of school
    [x] Texted people during class
    [x] Passed notes
    [x] Threw stuff across the room
    [x] Laughed at the teacher
    Total so far: 11
    [x] Took pictures during school hours
    [x] Called someone during school hours
    [x] Listened to iPod, CD, etc during school hours
    Total so far: 14
    [] Threw something at the teacher
    [] Went outside the classroom without permission
    [x] Broke the dress code
    [] Failed a class
    [x] Ate food during class (snack time!)
    Total so far: 16
    [] Been called the worst student
    [x] Punished on a school trip because you behaved badly
    [x] Didn't take your stuff to school
    [x] Given a teacher the finger when they weren't looking
    Total so far: 19
    [x] Faked your parents signature
    [x] Slept in class
    [x] Cursed at a teacher behind their back
    [x] Copied homework
    [x] Got in trouble with the principal/vice principal/dean
    [x] Thrown food in the lunch room
    Total so far: 25
    Multiply by 3 for a total. Post as "I have screwed up 75% of my teenage life

  8. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 23, 2011 12:16am UTC
    The awkward moment when
    you're like have you ever done this
    *explains something* and everyone just
    stares at you

  9. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:38pm UTC
    Does anyone do this?
    Get dissapointed even when thier bff txts them because you are
    expecting him to txt you back any second and anyone else is just a
    dissapointment?.

  10. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:27pm UTC
    anyone else do this?
    you're txting a guy u like a lot
    and he won't txt back for hours and ur like
    FU! i hate you! Never talk to me again!
    but when he txts back ur like OMG! he txted back!
    we are sooo gonna get married someday :)

  11. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:02pm UTC
    Type Your Name: Jessica
    Type Your Name With Your Eyes Closed: Jessia
    Type Your Name With Your Elbows: jueasasiofq
    Type Your Name With Your Nose: jesswica
    BASH YOUR HEAD ON THE KEYBOARD: hnjhg
    Repost This, Erase The Answers Though! :)

  12. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 9:52pm UTC
    Friends:
    Oh they're sleeping... I'll just sit here quietly and try not to wake them up.
    Best Friends:
    Wake up b**** I'm hungry! *hits them in the face with something*
    <3 this if you do this with your best friends

  13. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 4:03pm UTC
    If you can get over someone
    you were "in love" with
    you were never really
    in love with them
    <3

  14. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 3:40pm UTC
    IF you follow me on witty ill follow you 2!!!!
    <3

  15. jjpsoccer12 jjpsoccer12
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2011 5:52pm UTC
    The mini heart attack
    you get when the
    spider that was on
    the wall 2 seconds ago
    isn't there anymore

:)

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