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  1. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2011 1:41am UTC
    Why Boys Go Out With Girls...
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will too!!!
    GOSH I HOPE THIS WORKS I COULD REALLY USE IT!!!

  2. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:19pm UTC
    &i still wonder...
    am i really in
    LOVE?
    or is it all in my
    HEAD?

  3. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 29, 2010 5:18pm UTC
    &i still wonder...
    am i really in
    LOVE?
    or is it all in my
    HEAD?

  4. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 28, 2010 1:04am UTC
    So we were playing 20 questions
    Him: i hve 1 more question. Do u like any boys?
    Me: umm. yeahh actually
    Him: who
    Me: I'm talkin to him
    Him: well thnx
    Me: Do youu like anyonee?
    Him: ya kinda
    Me: whoo?
    Him: im talkin to her
    and even though no one will read this and no one will care.. it reallly happened to me. and wen it was happening i was thinkin to myself.. wow thiss does not feel like reality.. becuase ive never heard of somethingg that actually went like thiss and they were all just facebook pages or witty quotes.. and it happened to me. the girl that no one really likes. the girl that doesnt have a lot of friends. the girl who has never had a boy friend. and the girl who still doesnt <|3

  5. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2010 12:27am UTC
    Am I the only one that hates...
    when people slap thier knee
    while thier laughing like a goon
    like just 'cause you don't have kids
    dosn't mean you have to gang up on your knee

  6. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2010 11:32pm UTC
    Type your name:
    Mackenzie
    Type your name only one finger:
    Mackenzie
    Type your name with your elbow:
    qMackeenzie
    Type your name with your nose:
    Mackenzie
    Type your name with your chin:
    M ac,kd ed nzjkide
    Type your name with your toe:
    Mackenzie

  7. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2010 8:20am UTC
    Spell your name and see what it means;
    A: hot B: loves people C: makes people laugh D: good kisser E: Has gorgeous eyes F: really wild and crazy, adore you G: very outgoing H:loves to laugh and smile J: is really sweet K: really silly L: smile to die for M: makes dating fun N: loving and caring O: has one of the best personalities ever P: popular with all types of people Q:easy to fall in love withR: good boyfriend or girlfriend S: cute T: very good kisser U: textaholic V: not judgmental W: very broad minded X: never let people tell you what to do Y: is loved by everyone Z: can be sweet and funny at times
    J: is really sweet
    E: Has gorgeous eyes
    N: loving and caring
    N: loving and caring
    A: hot
    B: loves people
    O: has one of the best personalities ever
    C: makes people laugh
    C: makes people laugh
    H:loves to laugh and smile
    I: hyperactive
    N: loving and caring
    O: has one of the best personalities ever

  8. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 11:37pm UTC
    Your xsxmxixlxex
    makes me
    me
    lt
    like choclate
    in the microwave

  9. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 8:50pm UTC
    I may not believe in wishes
    but I do wish almost every time I get the chance.
    Here's your chance;
    by the end of the countdown
    you must have made a wish.
    10
    9
    8
    7
    6
    5
    4
    3
    2
    1
    +*(//stop\\)*+
    Now you must repost this in the next 7 minutes.
    Before your next birthday your wish will have come true.

    But you only have 7 minutes you better be quick!

  10. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    June 20, 2010 4:27pm UTC
    Please read-true story (not me)
    I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
    The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
    The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
    Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
    The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
    Then she asked him to stay there for just 5 minutes while she went to look a round. She left quickly.
    The little boy was still holding the doll in his hand.
    Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
    'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
    She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
    I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
    But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now.
    I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
    His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God.
    Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
    My heart nearly stopped.
    The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet.
    I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
    Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing.
    DRUNK DRIVING.
    He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
    'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
    Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
    I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check
    Again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
    'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.'
    I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it.
    There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
    The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
    Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll,
    so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
    'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much.
    But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
    'My mommy loves white roses.'
    A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
    I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
    I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
    Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago,
    which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
    The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state.
    The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
    Was this the family of the little boy?
    Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
    I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
    She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
    I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever.
    The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
    And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
    Now you have 2 choices:
    1) Repost this message, or
    2) Ignore it as if it never touched your heart

  11. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    March 10, 2010 5:43pm UTC
    Could someone write a poem about summer 2010?
    Comment if u can thanks
    yeah sorry this is oober ugly i just tried to make it colorful so people wood look at it idk if i worked ... i guess i will soon find out haha :]

  12. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 20, 2009 11:35pm UTC
    awwe im sorry
    .did i hurt ur feelings?
    well too bad
    becuase if u talk to me like that again
    UR gunna be the one sorry

  13. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 9:53pm UTC
    xxbobo123: hello
    starchristy55: who is this?
    xxbobo123: you dont remember? oh what a shame. year 1997 you were born. december 5th
    2003 you had your 6th birthday party. your best friend sally michaels got you your first ever easy bake. but she turned on you.
    starchristy55: what the.....?
    xxbobo123: when you were trying to bake the vanilla brownies. you set down the butter knife. she grabbed it and tried to stab you. but, when she missed your head, where she was aiming, and hit your arm ,and saw what she had done, she turned the knife on herself.
    starchristy55: who is this? billy? jane? fred? taylor? brittany? those are the only people who went to my party! an adualt wouldent do this!
    xxbobo123: december 31st you had the funeral. you kept seeing her, standing next to people staring at you, with the knife in her eye. blood dripping from all paths. but you ignored her.
    starchristy55: who the eff r u?
    xxbobo123: 2 years later on january 3rd of 2005, her birthday, you saw her again. but she didnt just fade away like before, she followed you every where
    starchristy55: who do you know my life? how do you know me? how do you know this?
    xxbobo123: 1 hour ago you were just thinking of her. of the day you killed her.
    starchristy55: i did not kill her!
    xxbobo123: i think differently
    starchristy55: who ARE you?
    starchristy55: why are you doing this?
    starchristy55: come on! ANSWER MEE!
    dancarella38 has logged on
    dancerella38: hello christy
    starchristy55: oh great whos this person?
    dancarella38: why its me, sally
    starchristy55: why is this happening to me?
    dancarella38: the day on your birthday party i tried to kill you, i regret it, but i always finisha task before it ends
    dancarella38: i will see you tonite christy. goodbye
    dancarella38 has signed off
    xxbobo123: i will see you tonite as well
    starchristy55: who are you?
    xxbobo123: remember 3 days after your party? billy colman died ina an accident?
    starchristy55: yeah?
    xxbobo123: i died, there was no accident. i died because sally came to me. and asked me to come with her. which i did not want to do. she said i must or a slow painful death will come to me. i refused. so a slow painful death indeed there was.
    starchristy55: oh my god... im so sorry
    xxbobo123: well now you have that same choice.. let us take you... or a slow painful death
    xxbobo123 has sighned off
    later that night
    ----------------------------------------------------
    christy sat in her room cold and afraid
    exactly wat she was told would happen, did
    she chose to be taken because she beleived it was real
    repost this once and you will be safe
    if you dont repost thisthe spirits of, billy, sally, and christy will haunt you.... this is a life or death situation....
    repost, or be taken..or have a slow and painful death....

  14. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2009 9:08pm UTC
    I'll watch the night turnq light blue
    but its not the same without you
    because it take two ;to whisper quietlyO
    the silence isnt so bad
    till i look at my handsI and feel sadL
    cause the spaces between my fingers
    are right where yours fit perfectly

  15. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2009 7:43pm UTC
    Summer goes by so fast»
    we knew it would soon =pass
    the sun is gone
    the clouds come out
    this is wat winter is about
    the biting cool air
    the christmas fair
    the rush you feel when you walk out side
    the ageny when the list goes by,
    the school names fly but nothing yet
    you wait to see if there is school and ...
    thiere is...
    thats not cool
    hehe
    -Jenna
    please someone make it look pretty then tell me so i can see it... i just love how this is the best poem i've ever wrote and i wanna see it nice... thanks ;]

  16. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    December 16, 2009 7:03pm UTC
    We are so close...
    ^ were
    What happe ned??

  17. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    November 8, 2009 8:44pm UTC
    Listen
    ♦Get over her♦
    You asked her out a million times
    She rejects you infront of her friends
    She don't like you
    So just stop
    Hahahaha
    It's starting to get pathetic
    *and a lil' funny*
    HeeHee

  18. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2009 8:42pm UTC
    AndJustThen...
    I belived in love at first site
    5It was

  19. jjbo88 jjbo88
    posted a quote
    June 17, 2009 8:11pm UTC
    Yeah. But See...
    You are a friend stealer.
    and after ur dont stealing them
    u use them and when ur done
    u throw them to the side
    and break thier hearts
    because u only needed them to get to me

:)

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