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  1. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 8:41pm UTC
    everything that could have gone bad did.
    story of my life.

  2. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    November 2, 2011 3:10pm UTC
    Sometimes, I wish I lived in the 70's.
    Specifically in Eric Foreman's basement.

    nmf

  3. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
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    November 2, 2011 2:53pm UTC
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  4. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    November 1, 2011 8:07pm UTC
    No one ever said life was easy..
    But a few people said you were.
    nmf.

  5. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
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    October 31, 2011 2:20am UTC
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    October 28, 2011 8:06pm UTC
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  7. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2011 7:24pm UTC
    roses are red, violets are blue,
    I've got 5 fingers, and the middle one is for you.

  8. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 12:14am UTC
    Tips for the young girls out there:
    1. Don't be fooled by Disney princesses.
    2. Your first kiss will come. Don't stress about it.
    3. Take pictures of everything.
    4. Your friends now, are not your friends forever.
    5. Express yourself. Always.
    6. Don't take relationships to seriously.
    7. Seventh grade sucks for everyone.
    8. Don't stress about being "pretty" or "thin" or "boy material."
    9. No one completely confident.
    10. I promise that everyone goes through this, one day you'll look back and laugh. I promise. c:

  9. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 24, 2011 7:15pm UTC
    Cute Love Story:
    Boy- Hey.
    Girl- *Says Nothing*
    Boy- I really like you.
    Girl- *Still says nothing.*
    Boy- Okay, I love you.
    Girl- *Nothing, still.*
    Boy- I want to be with you forever.
    Girl- *Nothing.*
    Boy- *Kisses Girl.*
    Boy- *Eats Girl.*
    Girl- *Was Dorito chip the whole time.*
    Loveeeee.♥

  10. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 8:57pm UTC
    It should be illegal
    For Taylor Lautner to wear a shirt.

  11. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 7:19pm UTC
    Witty Profiles
    is the only place where I don't have to pretend to be happy.

  12. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:18pm UTC
    You had me at the proper use of "you're."

  13. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 3:52pm UTC
    So, um. I don't usually do this,
    But I have this bestfriend who just made a Witty, and it would be really nice to go to her profile? :)
    http://www.wittyprofiles.com/author/gettingsleazyforweasley
    She's really cute. ♥

  14. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 5:50am UTC
    Note to Self;
    Trust No One

  15. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 5:37am UTC
    Shut up.
    I wear heels bigger then your dick.

  16. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:57am UTC
    I'm Not Fat,
    I'm festively plump. c:

  17. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:55am UTC
    I LOVE FOOD MORE THEN
    I Love People.
    -Adventure Time.

  18. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 4:00am UTC
    There's Always That One Pen;
    that makes your handwriting look great.
    only me?

  19. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 4:06am UTC
    What is my amazing girlfriend up to?(:
    Oh, talking to an amazing guy! ;)
    Ohh, haha tell him I said hey. ;P
    Okay, I told himmm. :)
    Um...

  20. jesusdropkickskids jesusdropkickskids
    posted a quote
    October 21, 2011 7:36pm UTC
    "You've cat to be kitten me right meow."
    -My boyfriend.

:)

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