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jesszagerx3

1. jesszagerx3
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   October 5, 2011 4:18pm UTC
   when someone ask's you if you know a person & the first thing you do is look up the person on facebook.
   
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2. jesszagerx3
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   September 21, 2011 8:45pm UTC
   lifes not a garden , so dont be a hoe.
   
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3. jesszagerx3
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   September 14, 2011 9:40pm UTC
   just remember this ; if you dont want me now , i dont want you later
   
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4. jesszagerx3
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   August 28, 2011 12:24am UTC
   I've never seen a McDonalds or a Burger King under construction. They just show up.
   
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   August 16, 2011 7:26pm UTC
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   August 16, 2011 7:18pm UTC
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   August 16, 2011 1:20pm UTC
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8. jesszagerx3
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   August 14, 2011 7:05pm UTC
   Your legs are like Burger king, there open 24 hours.
   
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9. jesszagerx3
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   August 13, 2011 1:58pm UTC
   anyone in kindergarden that had the 64 pack of crayons ran that muthafuckin class room.
   nmf.
   
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10. jesszagerx3
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    August 13, 2011 12:58am UTC
    The Tooth Fairy teaches children that they can sell their body parts for money.
    
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11. jesszagerx3
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    August 13, 2011 12:31am UTC
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12. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 3:45pm UTC
    Bust Rhymes read me all the of Harry Potter books in 47 seconds.
    
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13. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 3:32pm UTC
    eating smarties before a
    exam because you are
    what you eat.
    
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14. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 3:25pm UTC
    Please follow me :D my mom said if i get 20 followers i get a mac book :DDDDDDDDDDDDD
    
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15. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 11:38am UTC
    FAVORITE THIS IF YOUR OBSESSED WITH JERSEY SHORE ♥
    
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16. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 11:29am UTC
    Go to ' phonetrace.org ' and type in someones number and prepare to be amazed.
    
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17. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 11:24am UTC
    "crying is how your body speaks when your mouth cant explain the pain you feel."
    
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18. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 11:19am UTC
    If i ever win an award i wanna say something stupid like, "i wanna thank my mom for not aborting me & my dad for buying cheap condoms. love you guys."
    
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    August 12, 2011 11:15am UTC
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20. jesszagerx3
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    August 12, 2011 11:10am UTC
    Party Hardy, Drink Bacardi
    
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