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Steve
posted a quote
September 9, 2013 9:25pm UTC

Check out the new Witty Profiles before everyone else.
http://test.wittyprofiles.com
Let me know what needs improvement and I'll fix it.I want everyone to be happy with the new layout.

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happiest*
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September 12, 2013 3:28pm UTC

my grandma put a little piece of her birthday cake in the garbage can and i was like why the heck did you do that and she said “it’s important to leave some for the raccoons because what if it’s a raccoon’s birthday and no one remembers??”

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capsized*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 4:50pm UTC

what i learned from school:
im a f×cking piece of sh×t
everybody else is also a f×cking piece of sh×t
mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell

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happiest*
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August 16, 2013 2:08pm UTC

plot twist: You kill yourself and then you wake up and your whole life has been a nightmare and the real you is everything you ever wanted to be

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happiest*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 2:12pm UTC

What do boys even find attractive about b00bs.?They are literally a ball of fat on a girls chest,like if you can love me for the fat on my chest, why can't you love me for the fat on my stomach you piece of sh/t

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伤*
posted a quote
August 16, 2013 9:49am UTC

So did you favorite my quote because it was funny or do you
wanna date me i need answers

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
August 16, 2013 5:36pm UTC

Like a good neighbor,
stay over there

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
August 16, 2013 5:47pm UTC

This girl that was writing everyone's grades
wrote 47 for my final grade but the teacher thought it was a 97
And that's the story of how I passed English

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*Elena;~ ♥*

posted a quote
August 16, 2013 8:32pm UTC

You know you've been in a lot of trouble
when you and the cop know each other
by first names
p
wittyxxgirlxx format

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*AngelsAreBadass*
posted a quote
August 11, 2013 3:59pm UTC

*Puts alot of work into a poem*
*2 faves*
*types out some random thing that barely makes sense*
*13 faves*
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Witty, y u no appreciate effort?

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J3S5E
posted a quote
July 14, 2013 7:30pm UTC

She has a lot of beauty, a lot of class.
A bright future, but a messed up past.

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ForeverRevels
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 1:27pm UTC

How Many Hugs Can I Get?
1 Fave=1Hug

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Bec*
posted a quote
July 7, 2013 9:17pm UTC

How many calories does twerking get rid of?
A butt load.

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inlovewithfinnharries
posted a quote
July 4, 2013 10:20pm UTC

Favorite if you've ever had a,
Neopets, Club Penguin, Webkinz, Stardoll, Millsberry, or Tamagotchi.
comment if i missed any

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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yourcool
posted a quote
July 12, 2012 10:18pm UTC

shoutout to the 90s kids for being
the proudest of their decade for no apparent reason.

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_to_the_kids_who
posted a quote
July 23, 2012 11:32pm UTC

Here's to the kids who
have ever texted laying down and dropped their phone on their face.
♥

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sydkid123
posted a quote
July 31, 2012 2:05pm UTC

olympic gymnast: jumps 20 feet in the air, defies all the laws of physics, does 10 back flips, defeats voldemort, comes back down and lands perfectly on the balance beam while fireworks go off in the backround
me: falls on my face trying to put on socks

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JustWaiting
posted a quote
June 30, 2012 6:12pm UTC

Hey, Arnold! Do you remember 90's tv shows? They're Kim Possible to forget. Let's take The Magic School Bus to Dexter's Laboratory and listen to All That stuff As Told By Ginger while sitting on The Big Comfy Couch. Then we can take a Recess and tell Dragon Tales while Arthur and Madeline put the Rugrats to sleep. Ed, Edd, 'n' Eddy are Rolie Polie (Olie) while sleeping, but Courage the Cowardly Dog can watch them. Then we can take a walk in Mr. Rogers' Neighborhood. However, we might get Goosebumps because there are a lot of Little Bears. Luckily, we can always count on Clarissa to Explain It All, and The Power Puff Girls to save the day.
-mine

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Just_A_Little_Too_Addicted
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July 2, 2013 9:51pm UTC

click to see this quote

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