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  1. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2011 9:26pm UTC
    Lookin' ♥
    Forward ♥
    to a ♥
    C♥u♥D♥i ♥
    Summer ♥

  2. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2010 9:40pm UTC
    YOUR CRUSHHH
    Say your crushes name six times. Now close your eyes and make a wish about them.Decide what's more important,love,or 10 milliondollars. Now make one last wish, the love, or the money. Repost this in 60 seconds with the subject "My Crush" and you'll
    get an unexpected talk from your crush...DON'T screw it up.

  3. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 10:02pm UTC
    When A Boy Misses You...
    Girl Facts:
    --When a girl is mean to you after a break-up
    she wants you back but she is too
    scared she'll get hurt and knows
    you're gone forever!
    --When you catch a girl glancing at you,
    she wants you to look back
    and smile.
    --When a girl bumps into your arm,
    while walking with you she wants
    you to hold her hand.
    --When she wants a hug
    she will just stand there.
    --When u break a girls heart
    she still feels it when
    you run into each other 3 years later.
    --When a girl is quiet,
    millions of things are running through her
    mind.
    --When a girl stops arguing,
    she is thinking deeply
    --When a girl looks at you with eyes full of questions,
    she is wondering how long you will be with her.
    --When a girl answers, "I'm fine," after a pause,
    she is not fine at all.
    --When a girl stares at you,
    she is wondering why you are playing games.
    --When a girl lays her head on your chest,
    she is wishing for you to be hers forever.
    --When a girl says she can't live without you,
    she has made up her mind that you are her future.
    --When a girl says, "I miss you,"
    no one in this world can miss you more
    than that.
    Guy Facts:
    --When a guy calls you,
    he wants to be with you.
    --When a guy is quiet,
    He's listening to you.
    --When a guy stops arguing,
    He realizes he's wrong.
    --When a guy says, "I'm fine" after a
    pause, he means it.
    --When a guy stares at you,
    he wishes you would care about him and
    wonders if you do.
    --When your laying your head on a guy's
    chest, he has the world.
    -- When a guy calls, texts, comments, messages you everyday,
    he is in love.
    --When a (good) guy tells you he loves you,
    he means it.
    --When a guy says he can't live without you,
    he's with you till your done.
    --When a guy says, "I miss you,"
    he misses you more than you could have
    ever missed him or anything else.
    Repost this in 10 minutes and your true
    love will
    call you;
    text you;
    kiss you;
    or just surprise you (:

  4. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    September 9, 2010 9:54pm UTC
    I miss the way you would call me
    Your's )' :

  5. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 31, 2010 10:44pm UTC
    I just wanna scream and lose control
    Throw my hands up and let it go
    Forget about everything and runaway yeah
    I just want to fall and lose myself
    Laughing so hard it hurts like hell
    Forget about everything and runaway yeah

  6. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 23, 2010 4:38pm UTC
    How is it that when I think of when you loved me.
    I hysterically start to cry.
    But you just say
    "We had too much in common."
    How is it that when I think of when we first kissed.
    I hysterically start to cry.
    But you just say.
    "We had too much in common."
    At least I had a reason to cry.
    You had no reason to lie.
    At least I could tell you why I was crying.
    You could not tell me anything but
    "We had too much in common."\
    I Miss You</3

  7. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 17, 2010 10:01pm UTC
    I want to let go of you
    But I am scared to know what my life will be like
    ♥ ♥
    Without You.

  8. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 14, 2010 10:29pm UTC
    Did you know that every night before you go to sleep there is one person of the opposite gender thinking of you? They want to kiss you, they want to be with you, they are always thinking about you. This is all true and not fake! If you repost this in 5 minutes the person that is longing to be with you will approach you within one month and ask you out, or grab you, and kiss you. But, if you break this chain no one will like you, or ask you out again for 5 years.
    Advice...
    WHEN SHE SAYS YOU ARE CRAZY/WEIRD:
    -SHE IS REALLY CRAZY ABOUT YOU!
    WHEN SHE ACTS SHY:
    -SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE RUNS AWAY FROM YOU:
    - CHASE HER
    WHEN SHE PUTS HER FACE NEAR YOURS:
    - KISS HER
    WHEN SHE KICKS & PUNCHES:
    - HOLD HER TIGHT
    WHEN SHE IS SILENT:
    - SHE'S THINKIN OF HOW TO SAY I LOVE YOU
    WHEN SHE IGNORES YOU:
    - SHE WANTS ALL YOUR ATTENTION!
    WHEN SHE PULLS AWAY:
    - GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND NEVER LET GO
    WHEN YOU SEE HER AT HER WORST:
    - TELL HER SHE'S BEAUTIFUL
    WHEN SHE SCREAMS AT YOU:
    - TELL HER YOU LOVE HER BUT MEAN IT!!
    WHEN YOU SEE HER WALKING:
    -SNEAK UP BEHIND HER GRAB HER BY THE WAIST AND GIVE HER A KISS
    WHEN SHE'S SCARED:
    -HOLD HER AND TELL HER EVERYTHING WILL BE OK CAUSE SHE'S WITH YOU
    WHEN SHE LOOKS LIKE SOMETHINGS THE MATTER:
    - KISS HER AND TELL HER NOT TO WORRY
    WHILE SHE HOLDS YOUR HAND:
    - PLAY WITH HER FINGERS
    WHEN SHE SAYS SHE'S COLD:
    -SHE WANTS YOU TO HOLD HER TIGHT
    Post this in the next 70 seconds and you will have the best day of your life this friday and the one you love will
    KiSS YOU, ASK YOU OUT, CALL YOU, OR TEXT YOU...
    .....OR BETTER

  9. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 9:55pm UTC
    Girl Confessions
    [x] I'm straight
    [] I'm gay.
    [] I'm bi.
    [] I'm unsure
    [x] I wear make up
    [x] I have cried at a movie theater.
    [x] I can put mascara on without opening my mouth.
    [] I get jealous easily.
    [] I think Megan Fox is sexy.
    [x] I love to laugh.
    [] I like rock music.
    [x] I like death/black metal.
    [x] I like rap.
    [] I like techno
    [] I like country
    []I carry a purse
    [x] I'd be LOST without my iPod
    [] I own a Spice Girls CD.
    [] I own a Britney Spears CD.
    [] I own a boy band CD.
    [x] I don't get bored watching football.
    [x]love Gothic boys.
    [x(they are really sweet)] I love geeky boys.
    [x(they really know how to treat a girl)] I love country boys.
    [x] I like skater boys
    [x] I like athletic boys
    [x] I love boys that are just themselves.
    [x] Girls are confusing.
    [x] I've been called a b*tch
    [x]I've been called a bad influence.
    [x] Lip gloss is better than lipstick.
    [] I play video games, even when there are other people around.
    [x] My friends are KRAZYY.!
    [x] I would do anything for my friends.
    [] I have a tattoo.
    [x] I want a tattoo.
    [x] I have a piercing.

  10. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 7:56pm UTC
    Baby, you don't understand,
    I would do anything to be with you.
    I would walk around to the other side of the earth to see you if I had to.
    I would walk across a bunch of broken glass if I had to.
    I would walk 1,000,000 miles in snow, sleet, 2,000 degrees, or pouring rain if I had to.
    I would walk through a big open field in a Thunder-and-Lighting storm if I had to.
    I would swim in all of the wide open oceans if I had to.
    I would do whatever it takes to be with you, forever and ever.
    'Cause Baby,I love you.
    All mine
    Please no jok

  11. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2010 6:51pm UTC
    *for girls eyes ONLY*
    IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CUZ IT RUINS EVERYTHING
    Girls only.......................................................................................
    GIRL TALK
    Did you know kissing ishealthy
    It's good to cry
    Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    Lying is actually unhealthy
    Onlyapplymascara to your top lashes
    It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    Ya but 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    Chocolate will make you feel better!
    Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    A good friend never judges.
    A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    Boys aren't worth your tears
    We ALL love surprises!!
    Now.... make a wish!
    Wish REALLLLLLY hard!!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!!
    Your wish has just been received
    repost this with the title *for girls eyes ONLY* in the next 15mins and...Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

  12. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2010 3:20am UTC
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  13. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 4, 2010 2:45pm UTC
    [Boy]
    You have to understand
    The only real reason I would never break up with you
    Why the relationship depends on you.
    Is because I know how bad it hurts to have my heart broken and I would never do that to you.
    Trust Me </3
    I know how bad it hurts.
    Highlight~~~~~

  14. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    August 2, 2010 5:30pm UTC
    It’s people like you who make a rainy day sunny,
    Take the pain away from me,
    Make a bad joke funny.
    Give me butterflies and make ‘em fly in my tummy,
    Make us guys wide eyed when you vide to the drum beat.
    Beauty shines from your eyes to your feet,
    And I finally realized from the woman that I meet,
    I’ll probably never find another woman so sweet,
    And I shouldn’t cause you’re the only woman I need.
    And I pray every day that you never go and change,
    Throw away your ways,
    Or forget about my praise.
    Think about the days where I held you in my arms,
    Told it to your face,
    I love the way you are.
    It’s amazing how you got me love struck in a second,
    Never be cravin’ such love and attention,
    And I can’t comprehend how you got me wantin’ more.
    But keep being you,
    So I can be yours.
    All mine
    Plaese no jokk

  15. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    July 28, 2010 9:54pm UTC
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  16. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
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    July 26, 2010 10:25pm UTC
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  17. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    July 24, 2010 7:06pm UTC
    HOW GUYS FLIRT 101♥:
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outin
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    <333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you repost this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  18. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 8:45pm UTC
    A Goodbye is never painful.
    Unless you're never going to say HeLLo Again. <\3
    Highlight.(:

  19. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 8:37pm UTC
    ♥♥♥♥♥
    You change my world with just one Smile.
    You took my heart with just one Kiss. ♥♥♥♥♥

  20. jessmj2007 jessmj2007
    posted a quote
    July 14, 2010 1:58am UTC
    WHAT EVERY KISS MEANS ♥
    -Kiss on the stomach; I'm ready.
    -Kiss on the Forehead; I hope we're together forever.
    -Kiss on the Ear; Your my everything.
    -Kiss on the Cheek; We're friends.
    -Kiss on the Hand; I adore you.
    -Kiss on the Neck; We belong together.
    -Kiss on the Shoulder; I want you.
    -Kiss on the Lips; I like you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    What the gesture means...
    -Holding Hands; We definitely like each other.
    -Slap on the Butt; That's mine.
    -Holding on tight; I don't want to let go.
    -Looking into each other's Eyes; I just plain like you.
    -Playing with Hair; Tell me you love me.
    -Arms around the Waist; I like you too much to let go.
    ~Laughing while Kissing; I am completely comfortable with you.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Advice;
    Don't ask for a kiss, take one.
    If you were thinking about someone while reading this,
    you're definitely in Love.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    Requirements;
    Post this again after reading!!
    Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
    __________________________________
    __________________
    If you LIKE, LOVE, OR MISS someone right now
    and can't get them out of your head
    then Re-post this within One Minute and Whoever you are
    missing will surprise you

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