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jessidawn1205

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Member Since: 21 Jan 2012 03:18pm

Last Seen: 13 Aug 2013 04:24pm

Birthday: December 5

Gender: F

user id: 266224

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  1. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:17pm UTC
    My father was never proud of me.
    One day he asked me, "How old are you?"
    I said, "I'm five."
    He said, "when I was your age I was six."
    lolol. Only Will Ferrel.

  2. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    January 14, 2013 6:14pm UTC
    The difference between girl friend and girlfriend is that tiny little space they call the friend zone.
    -Jenna Marbles(:

  3. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
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    January 4, 2013 7:31pm UTC
    My room is as organized as the $5 DVD bin in Walmart...

  4. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2012 1:15pm UTC
    Merry Christmas Eve everyone! (:

  5. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 11:02pm UTC
    Me sitting in math...
    I could be asleep right now.
    *looks around the room*
    lolol that kid fell alseep, and she doesn't even notice.
    Maybe she wouldn't notice if I fell alseep?
    *Lays head down*
    Teacher: Jessica, wake up!
    F/ck.
    *thinking to myself* Lady, do you not understand that the words coming out of you're mouth sound like a dog trying to sing.
    Teacher: Jessica, tell me the answer to the problem 30 x q = s = 4000. 98362w (3898) + p = 67
    ....................
    F/ck my life.

  6. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
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    December 23, 2012 10:27pm UTC
    Wait what? Christmas eve is tomorrow? Wasn't it just July, like yesterday?

  7. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    October 29, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    You Will Be Kissed tomorrow:
    Find the lowercase:
    LLLLLLLLLLlLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL .
    Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True!
    OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.
    Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard!
    MMMMMMMNMMMMMMM.
    Now Find The Mistake:
    abcdefghijklnmopqrstuvwxyz
    Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown!
    10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1
    Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish!
    ****** *** *** ****** *** ******
    Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  8. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:53am UTC
    Don't you find it funny that after Monday(M) and Tuesday(T), the rest of the week says WTF?

  9. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 12:44am UTC
    When someones relationship status on Facebook is "it's complicated." ...ha come on now, just go ahead and change it to "single." Your not fooling anyone silly :D

  10. jessidawn1205 jessidawn1205
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2012 4:44pm UTC
    Bro.. creepy how much this works >_<
    You never know :)
    Now this is freaky...DO NOT CHEAT!! (You'll will kick yourself later) I was a little skeptical trying this, but if you follow the instructions to the end you'll be surprised!!!!
    All of my answers were accurate. Take 1 minute and try this...it will freak you out! BUT NO CHEATING! This game has a funny/spooky outcome.
    Don't read ahead...just do it in order! It takes about 1 minute...it's worth a try
    First..get a pen and paper. When you actually choose names, make sure it's people you actually know and go with your first instinct.
    Scroll down one line at a time...and don't read ahead or you'll ruin it!
    1. First, write the numbers 1 through 11 in a column.
    2. Then, beside numbers 1 and 2, write down any two numbers you want.
    3. Beside the 3 and 7, write down the names of boys if your a girl and the opposite if your a boy.
    NO LOOKING AHEAD...OR IT WON"T TURN OUT RIGHT!
    4. Write anyone's name (like friends or family....) in the 4th, 5th and 6th spots.
    5. Write down four song titles in 8,9,10, and 11.
    GO WITH YOUR INSTINCT PEOPLE!!!!
    6. Finally, make a wish.
    And now the key for the game.....
    1. You must tell (the number in space 2) people about this game.
    2. The person in space 3 is the one that you love.
    3. The person in 7 is one you like but can't work out.
    4. You care most about the person you put in 4
    5. The person you name in number 5 is the one who knows you very well.
    6. The person you name in 6 is your lucky star.
    7. The song in 8 is the song that matches with the person in number 3.
    8. The title in 9 is the song for the person in 7.
    9. The tenth space is the song that tells you most about YOUR mind.
    10. and 11 is the song telling you how you feel about life
    NOW...put this on your site within the hour you read this...IF you do..your wish will:come true. If you don't it will become the opposite!!

:)

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