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  1. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    October 25, 2011 8:28pm EDT
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  2. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    October 18, 2011 5:30pm EDT
    follow me on twitterrr! @ jessicapinto23

  3. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    October 17, 2011 6:17pm EDT
    i smoke weed, and i don't give a fuckkkk(:

  4. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    October 17, 2011 6:09pm EDT
    is destiny determined by chance or choice ?

  5. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    September 15, 2011 11:26pm EDT
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    September 15, 2011 11:20pm EDT
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    September 15, 2011 5:31pm EDT
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    July 29, 2011 1:12am EDT
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  9. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    July 5, 2011 12:19am EDT
    bold the things you've done
    Graduated high school.
    Kissed someone.
    Smoked a cigarette
    Got so drunk you passed out.
    Rode every ride at an amusement park
    Collected something really stupid.
    Gone to a rock concert.
    Helped someone.
    Gone fishing.
    Watched four movies in one night.
    Gone long periods of time without sleep.
    Lied to someone.
    Snorted cocaine.
    Failed a class.
    Smoked weed.
    Dealt drugs.
    Been in a car accident.
    Been in a tornado.
    Done hard drugs (i.e. ecstasy, heroin, crack, meth, acid).
    Watched someone die.
    Been to a funeral.
    Burned yourself.
    Ran a marathon
    Cried yourself to sleep.
    Spent over $200 in one day.
    Flown on a plane.
    Cheated on someone.
    Been cheated on
    Written a 10 page letter.
    Gone skiing.
    Been sailing.
    Cut yourself on accident.
    ...on purpose
    Had a best friend.
    Lost someone you loved.
    Shoplifted something.
    Been to jail.
    Dangerously close to being in jail.
    Skipped school
    Had detention.
    Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
    Stolen books from the library.
    Gone to a different country.
    Dropped out of school.
    Been in a mental hospital.
    Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
    Had an online diary.
    Fired a gun.
    Had a yard sale.
    Had a lemonade stand.
    Actually made money at the lemonade stand.
    Been in a school play.
    Been fired from a job.
    Taken a lie detector test.
    Swam with dolphins.
    Gone to sea world.
    Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
    Written poetry.
    Gone to Europe.
    Loved someone you shouldn't have.
    Used a coloring book over age 12.
    Had surgery.
    Had stitches
    Taken a taxi.
    Seen the Washington Monument.
    Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
    Had a drug or alcohol problem.
    Been in a fist fight.
    Suffered any form of abuse.
    Gone surfing in California.
    Had a hamster.
    Pet a wild animal.
    Used a credit card.
    Did “spirit day” at school.
    Dyed/highlighted your hair
    Got a tattoo.
    Had something pierced.
    Got straight A’s.
    Been on the Honor Roll.
    Known someone with HIV or AIDS
    Made out with someone
    Played on a sports team
    Snuck out of the house
    Been to NYC ♥
    Swore at a teacher
    Gone laser tagging
    Had a boyfriend/girlfriend
    Been on the TV
    Driven a car
    Performed in front of an audience
    Been in love
    Had a blonde moment
    Been on a train
    Seen a ghost
    Gone bungee-jumping
    Been to Mexico
    Crashed a car
    Sky dived
    Been kissed in the rain
    Been to your states capitol
    Made an 11:11 wish
    Drank alcohol
    Forwarded a chain letter
    Made a mistake

  10. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    June 22, 2011 9:38pm EDT
    If I were a Disney Princess, I'd be cinderella
    [ ] One of your parents is dead
    [x] You are expected to do a lot of chores
    [x] You love to dress up
    [x] You love animals
    [x] You are waiting patiently for your Prince Charming
    [ ] Your mom is really strict
    [ ] You have sisters who seem kind of jealous of you
    [x] You’re afraid to speak your mind sometimes
    [x] You have left your shoes at a friend’s house before
    [x] You have blonde hair
    TOTAL: 7
    [x] You’ve kissed someone your friends didn’t like
    [] You’ve been lost in the forest
    [] You love to read
    [] You are not shy at all, and not afraid to speak your mind
    [x] One of your family members is a bit weird
    [x] You have done volunteer work
    [x] You have a wild imagination
    [x] You love to take care of people in need
    [] You’ve had guys like you only because they think you’re pretty (girls)
    [] You’ve rejected at least one person when they’ve asked you out
    TOTAL: 5
    [] Your dad is very rich/important
    [x] You are very clever
    [x] You’ve been with someone way different from you
    [x] You’re unique and different from everyone else
    [x] You’d never marry someone just because they were rich
    [x] You have set a lot of goals for yourself
    [] You don’t have a lot of friends
    [x] You’re independent
    [] You are wealthy
    []Your parents try to control your life
    TOTAL: 6
    [] Your parents expect a lot from you
    [x] You really try to follow the rules, but it’s hard for you
    [x] You’re a bit of a trouble maker
    [x] You’re the youngest in your family or in the last 2
    [] You have a lot of sisters (3 or more)
    [x] You collect something
    []You have/had long, hair
    [x] You have/had a pet fish
    [x] You’re extremely curious
    [ ] You believe everything people tell you/you’re a bit gullible
    Snow White:
    [ ] You know that you’re beautiful
    [ ] Sometimes it seems like your mom is jealous of you
    [x] You’ve almost been killed
    [x] You have at least seven good friends
    [ ] You’ve had food poisoning
    [] You have/had short hair
    [x] You get along with almost everyone
    [x] All of your friends are different
    [x] You love to have a good time
    [x] You’re happier when you’re out of the house than in
    TOTAL: 6
    [x] You can be a tomboy sometimes.
    [x] People wish you could be a bit more girly
    [x]You’ve pretended to be someone you’re not
    [ ] You’ve had a physical fight with someone
    [ ] You have/had considered running away from home
    [ ] Your parents try to plan your life out
    [x] a lot of your friends are boys
    [ ] You sometimes find yourself in bad situations
    [x] You love your family so much that you’d do anything to protect them
    TOTAL: 5
    [] You live/have lived with someone other than your parents
    [ ] You almost died at a very young age
    [x] You are gentle, loving, and/or thoughtful
    [x] You have a decent singing voice
    [x] You like to sleep in late on the weekends
    [x] You spend most of your time outside [try to]
    [ ] You’re adopted
    [ ] You’re very romantic
    [x] Pink is one of your favorite colors
    TOTAL: 5
    [x] You love to walk around and explore big cities
    [ ] You are more spiritual than religious
    [ ] You’ve been in an interracial relationship
    [x] One of your family members is dead (mum, dad, sister, brother, grandma, grandpa)
    [] Your parents are very protective of you
    [x] Someone you know has been in war
    [x]You love nature
    [ ] You have/had black hair
    [x] You would love to move somewhere exotic and beautiful
    [x] You’re very adventurous
    TOTAL: 6
    Repost as "If I were a princess I'd be .." (full in blank with one you have highest total in)

  11. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    June 16, 2011 10:21pm EDT
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  12. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    June 16, 2011 10:03pm EDT
    > He stares at you a lot
    > He hits you a lot(playfully)
    >He uses the first thing that pops into his head to start a converstaion with you
    >He yelled, "HI" to your mom that day she picked you up from school
    > He tries to make you laugh anyway even if he gets hurt in the process
    > His voice gets softer when ever you two talk
    > You hung up on him. He called you back
    > You where invited by him to a group outing
    >He called you to talk about nothing at all.
    > He imitates your laugh Which makes you laugh even harder
    > He remembers little things you mention in casual conversation
    > He sometimes stares straight into your eyes.
    >He uses every possible way to touch you (your hair, face, thighs, etc.)
    Now make a wish.
    Ok stop!!
    Your wish will come true if you re-post this
    If you don't repost this then you will never get asked out
    or you will lose the one you love!
    Repost this in 15 min and your wish will come true in 5 days.
    Repost this in 10 min and your wish will come true in 3 days.
    Repost this in 5 min and your wish will come true in 1 day

  13. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    June 5, 2011 8:12pm EDT
    kissing test
    1.hold you breath
    2.click add a quote
    3.copy and past this quote
    4.good now ,if you did it without breathing you are a good kisser or your comuter is fast lol.

  14. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    June 3, 2011 8:25pm EDT
    The Crush Survey:
    Do you like a guy? yes :)
    What color is his hair: brown.
    What style is it: short
    Cute smile: yesssss!
    Braces: nopeee.
    glasses: nopeee
    abs: idkk aha
    What grade is he in: 11th
    How did you meet him: classs togtherrrr(:
    How long have you known him: begining of junior year
    do you consider him your friend: yeah, were bestfriends
    Would he consider you his friend: yeahha
    asked him for a hug, would he give you one?: he always hugs meeee(:
    does he play the guitar: nahh
    does he play any other musical instruments: nopee
    Last thing he said to you: bye, love you snooks see ya saturday
    Facebook chat: noppeee. we just text
    Last time you were on his Facebook profile: like a month ago
    Have you "liked" his profile picture: nopeee
    Has he ever commented on any of your photos, (aim or facebook): nope aha
    Has he ever written on your wall: no
    Describe something he would wear on a typical day: t-shirt, pants, hatt, sneakers
    What's your favorite thing you've seen him wear: idkk lmao
    Least favorite thing: nothing.
    ever let you wear his hoodie/jacket: yeahha
    What do his sneakers look like: white? with a design i thinkk
    Do you know what his favorite bands/singers/songs are: idkk he likes alot its hard to remember
    Describe your attitude towards him: friendly, flirty, idk ahaha
    What would be his theme song: i dont remember
    Do you know when his birthday is: like december 20th?
    Has he ever given you anything (such as jewelry, candy, pencils, etc): nopeeee
    Do you have any classes together: yes, 3
    Do you think that he likes you back: maybee aha
    Do any of your friends know that you like him?: nopeee
    Do any of your teachers know that you like him: nahhh
    Does he know that you like him: prob nott
    Do you parents know he exists: yeaha
    Do they know that you like him: my momma doess
    Do you think they would like him if you were dating him: i would hope so(:
    Have you met his parents: nopee
    What would you do if he read this survey: well i wouldnt care cause he wouldn know its about him cause there like a few other kids with brown short hair
    What do you like about him: everythinggggg<3

  15. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    May 31, 2011 10:07pm EDT
    on a sheet of paper,write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. California or Florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find yoursoulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

  16. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    May 31, 2011 9:59pm EDT
    1. male friend: victor
    2. female friend: megan
    3. Vacation: Floridaaa
    4. memory: i have alotttt
    1. Time of day: morning
    2. Day of the week: Monday
    3. Food: ehh idk aha
    4. Memory: not saying it on here ahaha
    1. Person you last saw: kayla and victorr
    2. Talk on the phone: 3second convo with my dad and about an hour with victor then sam
    3. Hugged: james
    1. What are you doing now: Thiss
    3. Wearing: short shorts, cookie monster pants and tanktopp
    4. what did you eat for lunch: foooddd
    5: Better than yesterday: Naah
    1. Is: wednesday
    2. Got any plans: yeahhaaa
    3. Goal: To go to the gym.
    4. Dislikes about tomorrow: idk aha
    5. Do you have work: nope i needa jobbb
    1. Number: 16
    2 Song: best love song &better with the lights off
    3. Colors: Purple &&blueeee
    4. Season: summer
    5. State: Floridaaaa, caliii,
    1. Are you in love?: i wishh i have a crsuhh tho
    2. Dating someone: nopeee:'(
    3. Missing someone: yeaha
    4. Mood: happy

  17. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    May 23, 2011 4:47pm EDT
    I am 50% obsessed with my looks
    [x] straightener
    [x] curling iron
    [x] mousse
    [] hair spray
    [] gel
    [] other sprays
    [] bobby pins
    [x] round barrel brush
    [x] blow dryer
    [x] mirror
    [x] you have dyed your hair
    [x] you have or had highlights
    [x] black eyeliner
    [x] other color eyeliner
    [x] eye shadow
    [x] mascara
    [] fake eyelashes
    [] eyelash curler
    [] eye shimmer
    [] colored contacts
    [] sunglasses
    [x] eye makeup remover
    [] olive oil
    Total so far:13
    [] clear lip gloss
    [] red or pink gloss
    [] lip stick
    [x] chap stick
    [] lip plumper
    [] electric toothbrush
    [x] teeth whitener
    [] lip liner
    [] more than 15 lip glosses
    [x] toothpaste
    Total so far:16
    Complexion/Overall face
    [x] blush
    [x] moisturizer
    [x] face wash
    [] bronzer
    [x] makeup remover
    [] face wipes
    [] powder
    [x] cover up
    Total so far:21
    [x] nail polish
    [] filer
    [x] nail clipper
    [] nail buffer
    [x] cuticle remover
    [] nail hardener
    [] nail brush
    [x] Fake nails
    [] nail scissors
    Overall Total:25
    Now multiply your overall total by 2
    Then, repost as I am _% obsessed with my looks

  18. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    May 23, 2011 3:27pm EDT
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  19. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    May 13, 2011 8:10pm EDT
    &&Have you ever
    laid on your bed at night & just cried ?
    cried because you're ugly.
    because you're not good enough.
    you counted all your flaws from
    head to toe to punish & feel worse
    about yourself. cried because the
    comments people blurt out, actually
    hurt your feelings. cried because your
    family is dysfunctional, but you're just a kid
    who can't do sh●t about it. they tell you to
    stop complaining, that you have it much
    better than the kids in Africa. you don't want
    to be a burden, so you bottle it all up.
    around people, you're the happiest ray
    of sunshine. but nobody knows, that at
    night when you're alone, you break down
    & just cry</3.

  20. jessicalynnpinto jessicalynnpinto
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    May 5, 2011 6:01pm EDT
    Name 10 guy friends
    1. victor
    2. angel
    3. jaime
    4. micheal
    5. izzy
    6. saphon
    7. david
    8. zack
    9. james
    10. gabe
    Party with 1 or 7?
    Marry 2 or 6?
    Kill 3 or 8?
    Date 9 or 10?
    Make out with 4 or 7?
    Cuddle with 6 or 8?
    Have kids with 4 or 5?
    Live with 1 or 9?
    Be stuck on an island with 2 or 5?
    Trade lives with 8 or 10?
    Wake up next to 4 or 9?
    Completely disown 3 or 7?
    Eyes? 1
    Smile? 2
    Face? 1&2
    Body? 1,2,4&9
    abs? 7&9
    butt? 2,10&1
    style? 1,2,10
    Has 3 ever hurt you?
    have you ever hurt 4?
    whos the funniest?
    1 &2
    can you beat 8 up?
    whens the last time you saw 9?
    whos the smartest?
    all of em.
    how long have you known 2?
    since freshmen yearr(:
    what would you do if 1 and 6 started dating? uhh.. akwardddd.....
    who is 5 crushing on?
    pretty sure hes crushin on my friendd.
    how about 2?
    he has a girl, i think
    does 7 smell good?
    who will you be talking to in 15 years?
    hopefully all of them but if not hopefully

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