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jessdillon1234

1. jessdillon1234
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   May 19, 2012 11:49am UTC
   my friend has a dad in the army. i was at their house one day when my friend kira looked out the window and couldnt speak. i asked whats wrong then turned around. i saw a man ive never seen in an army uniform. then kiras little sister alaina ran into the room and out the door screaming daddy. they havent seen him in a year and thought he had died. kira still was in shock in couldnt move. i grabed her arm and yanked her outside. she didnt hesitate to run into her fathers open arms. then their mom, came out and hugged him even though their divorced. ive never seen them all so happy before.
   and yes. this is all true.
   
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2. jessdillon1234
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   April 27, 2012 9:42pm UTC
   *me and my friend went to holister and she bought a shirt*
   me: what you get- HOLY SH*T~!!!!!!
   friend: what?!?!!?
   me: WHO IS ON YOUR BAG!!!
   friend: what this? is just the guy on all the bags?
   me: can i keep him!!
   friend: sure...? *hands me bag*
   me: thank you!!!!!!!!!
   sad thing is, this really happened(:
   
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3. jessdillon1234
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   April 22, 2012 10:18pm UTC
   my dance teacher made me dance with the 9year olds this year(im 12) i went up to her and asked why she told me that i wasnt good enough for the people my age i said i was so she made me dance for her to prove her wrong. i did. and now i dont dance with the 9year olds or the kids my age, im in a clas with 15year olds.
   if you try, you can do anything
   
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4. jessdillon1234
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   April 20, 2012 9:10pm UTC
   my princeable banned boobie bracelets i went to her in protest and said: "why? why cant we wear boobie bracelets? ok i know "boobies" are inapropriate but thats not what there about? its respect. respect for those with a disease im sorry if we care. as a princeable you encorage kids to be involved and to help people out but how can we if we cant do it at school? im sorry if your offended and i dont care if i get detention ill go to detention proudly because i stood up for something i believe. you encorage us to do that to you tell us to stand up for what we believen so i am. what im trying to say is that we should be encoraged to wear these bracelets." there was a room full of teacher listening right out the door and the aplualed.
   the next day, i counted, 68 kids and teacher were wearing boobie bracelets.
   
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5. jessdillon1234
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   April 19, 2012 9:00pm UTC
   in language arts my teacher asked me what i wanted to be when im older.
   me: a singer dancer and actress in hollywood
   teacher: Jessica, please, do you know how many people say that and dont?!
   i looked her strait in the eyes and said: do you know how many people say that and do?
   
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6. jessdillon1234
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   April 2, 2012 9:41pm UTC
   my dad baught me 5 6packs of juice boxes<3 i walked inside, saw them, and screamed.(:
   
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7. jessdillon1234
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   April 2, 2012 10:06am UTC
   You: hi!
   stranger: do like dicks?
   you: Hell yea! i suck em all night long!!!!!
   Your chat partner as diconected.
   
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8. jessdillon1234
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   March 18, 2012 7:29pm UTC
   *smoke detector goes off while my uncle was cooking breakfast in the pocconos*
   my uncle: FIREEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *runs for door*
   all my cousins/brothers: AHHHH!!!!!!! *run out the door*
   all my aunts/uncles/my dad: SAVE THE CHILDREN!!!!!!!! *runs outside after everyone else*
   me: *rolls on the ground* STOP DROP AND ROLLL!!!!!!! *starts rolling towards the door*
   last person out besides me(dad): *slams door right infront of me*
   me: * walks out 5minutes later and stars at everyone*
   everyone else: *stars at me*
   me: thanks guys nice to know you care!! *walks back inside*
   i love my family<3
   
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9. jessdillon1234
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   March 14, 2012 10:06pm UTC
   "hey Craig!"
   im Eric!!
   fave if you know where this is from(:
   
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10. jessdillon1234
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    March 14, 2012 7:15pm UTC
    182
    oh...my..God.
    
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11. jessdillon1234
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    March 13, 2012 5:24pm UTC
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12. jessdillon1234
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    March 8, 2012 8:24pm UTC
    what if snookis kid turns out to be
    albino?
    
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13. jessdillon1234
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    March 2, 2012 1:25pm UTC
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14. jessdillon1234
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    March 1, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    some times when its cold i breathe
    real heavy and pend
    iret ima dragon
    nmf|nmq
    
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15. jessdillon1234
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    February 29, 2012 4:56pm UTC
    HAPPY LEAP YEAR
    ... day... thing...
    
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16. jessdillon1234
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    February 25, 2012 9:59am UTC
    *when i leave social studies*
    me: TTOOOODDDDLLLLLLLEEEEEESSSS MR. SAAAAAAABBBB!!!!!!!!!
    Mr. sab: goodbye jessica.
    
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17. jessdillon1234
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    February 19, 2012 7:18pm UTC
    that awkward moment when....
    you make a qoute that says b***h please and witty changes it to woman and your just like ... wow now my qoute looks stupid!
    
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18. jessdillon1234
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    February 19, 2012 11:05am UTC
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19. jessdillon1234
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    February 19, 2012 11:03am UTC
    R&J cereals presents...
    CELL PHONE FLAKES!!!!!
    (a great sorce of fiber + the great marshmellowy taste your kids love!)
    its like a cell phone... ONLY DIFFERENT!
    find them in your local food store (except if you live in Iowa... we got banned from there...)
    
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20. jessdillon1234
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    February 14, 2012 3:38pm UTC
    CAN SOMEONE TELL ME HOW TO USE FORMATS!?!?!?!?!?
    PLEASE?
    
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