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jessdillon1234

Status: stay strong. it gets better<3

Member Since: 27 Oct 2011 09:12pm

Last Seen: 24 Dec 2014 01:14pm

Location: not telling you foo

user id: 231784

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  1. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    June 25, 2013 10:55am UTC
    I come.
    I mess things up. eat.
    I leave.

  2. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 4:28pm UTC
    if anyone cares, I attempted suicide last night.

  3. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 9:38pm UTC
    so I got dared to put something i wrote on here ... so here I go .
    no one knows
    she walks down the street
    little bows in her hair
    she looks so happy
    but in her mind she dreams of a world where she isn't there
    she's known for her sweaters
    and can-do attitude
    they cover her scars
    and it's all lies, who knew?
    such an innocent little girl
    could be a victim of bullies
    in this cruel, cruel world .
    thoughts?
    its not finished... js .

  4. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    February 17, 2013 6:50pm UTC
    (don't hate)
    I need a witty friend...
    ~any gender
    ~any race
    ~dancer/singer (either or)
    ~funny
    ~can take a joke
    ~someone who won't judge me
    ~any takers? no? k .
    comment please !(:

  5. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2013 8:56pm UTC
    I was helping out with one of the preschool classes at my dance studio and this was a legit conversation that went on:
    teacher: did anyone see there mommy or daddy watching the inagoration?
    kid one: whats that?
    kid two: its when you sleep during day
    me: thats nocturnal
    kid three: arn't bats nocturnal?
    kid two: no antolopes are
    kid four: nuh uh antolopes a fruit
    kid five: i know where babys come from!!
    *everyone gets quiet*
    kid five: *whispering* cleevland.
    entire class: *gasp*
    *true story

  6. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2013 11:12am UTC
    on friday a boy in my school walked up to me and said "hey jess, I found your witty" then walked away.
    I'm scared.

  7. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 13, 2013 9:56pm UTC
    so if anyone cares, Silver Linning Playbook just won a golden globe .
    it was shot in my home town, and I was in that diner they had a few seence in when they were making it
    so they got a shot of me, just the back of my head, but its enough for me to say I was in a movie.
    so if anyone cares, one of my dreams just came true.

  8. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2013 9:38am UTC
    I just watched a youtube video called "my sim gives birth to a stick"
    what am I doing with my life?

  9. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2013 9:57pm UTC
    today I went to school.
    with my glasses, not contacts
    messy buns, not curled hair
    sweat pants, not jeans
    an old shirt, not name brand
    & I felt beautiful, not worthless
    for once

  10. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 10, 2013 8:34pm UTC
    cousin: you smell like shiz(you know what I mean)
    me: you look like shiz
    cousin: you look just like me
    me: yeah but i make shiz look hot
    cousin: you know what Jess? suck my duck.(again, you understand)
    I like to bond with my family .

  11. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 6, 2013 3:46pm UTC
    so i just tried that "throw a dart at a map and travel to whereever it lands" and I got Philidelphia.
    I live there .

  12. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2013 10:55am UTC
    yestersday was my birthday the kid that bullys me didnt say anything mean to me all day .
    &that, was the best gift i got .

  13. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 10:40am UTC
    I always have the awkwardess conversations this time of year...
    person: Merry Christmas!
    me: haha, yea im jewish...

  14. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    just sent in my online x-factor audition ! wish me luck? ill let you guys know what happens

  15. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    December 7, 2012 7:37pm UTC
    it seems like everyday I find that more and more people hate me .

  16. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    November 22, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    r.i.p. Walter (duke, walt) Dutka. i couldnt of asked for a better grandpop. i dont want to let you go, but 7 heart attacks and 74 years of pain is enough. i hope youre happy now, youre with the most important person in your life, God. i know youre watching me write this quote, crying, and i know you miss me, just like i miss you. hapy thanksgiving poppop, i love you </3

  17. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    October 17, 2012 9:56pm UTC
    After years of research, experts have found that
    bing, was indeed, his nameo.

  18. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    October 14, 2012 1:02pm UTC
    nerdy kid: *playing the violin for the class*
    cooler kid: youre horrible!
    *everyone laughs*
    nerdy kid: thats not what your mom said last night.
    *silence*

  19. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    October 13, 2012 10:34pm UTC
    stop scrolling!!
    I hope youre having a good day, beautiful(:
    k, continue.

  20. jessdillon1234 jessdillon1234
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    when your 10 year old cousin tell you "dont sweat my swag"
    all hope
    has been lost
    for that child

:)

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