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taytayx311
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December 26, 2011 9:27pm UTC

You text him ,he doesn't te xt
back.He was obviously so excited that you texted him that he fainted.

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kkaitlynx0
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July 25, 2011 9:20pm UTC

I laugh at my own texts
before i send them
Be cause im that danm funny.

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badwolf*
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September 29, 2011 4:34pm UTC

♥ this and your nose will automatically
itch

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ilovedance143
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October 13, 2011 11:19am UTC

Try holding the shift button while clicking the fave button ..

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sammy*
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June 17, 2012 12:23pm UTC

Girls,
the minute you stop chasing him is the minute he will start chasing you.

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anonymous3
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May 4, 2012 9:18pm UTC

Friend: Hey do u know the password 2 Nicks computer?
Me: Nipple
Me: OMG I MEANT NOPE DAMN AUTO CORRECT!!!!
Friend: DUDE it worked!
Me:....Well, this is awk.

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mostwouldbehappy
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:31pm UTC

I Don't understand those
couples that fight and a
minute later their
Facebook status goes
to "single"
I mean,
I fight with my parents
And you don't see me
Change my status to
"orphan"
nmf

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foreverme1331
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April 30, 2012 7:53pm UTC

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1) Press the 'Fave'' button
2) Highlight The Numbers
3) Press Ctrl and f
4) Press 99 and see what happens (;
nmq

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katberndt1
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April 23, 2012 6:03pm UTC

Whoever said white men can't jump has clearly never played Temple Run

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bgsoccer93
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April 23, 2012 6:56pm UTC

The girl on fire & the boy with bread
= toast

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Fake_a_smile
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April 22, 2012 3:32pm UTC

Congratulations sweetheart,
You killed a placemat.
Lol, I love this scene

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StillStruggling*
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April 22, 2012 3:53pm UTC

In a thousand years, archeologists will dig up tanning beds and think we fried people as punishment.

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yourcool
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April 22, 2012 3:40pm UTC

The sound of children laughing makes me happy.
Unless I'm home alone and my power goes out.

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yourcool
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April 22, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I changed my car horn to sound like gun shots.
People get out of my way a lot faster now.

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Jezabella
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April 19, 2012 7:35pm UTC

Peeta is amazing isnt he?
Nope.
nmq/nmf
*gasps* YOU TAKE THAT BACK!
nmq/
NOW!!!!!!!!!!!
Y? He`s ugly, stupid and has no talent.
nmq/nmf
*GASPS*
nmq/n
police: So She fell off this cliff?
Me: Yup. thats exactly what happened...

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EmilyDuchannes13121501
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April 11, 2012 10:17pm UTC

*Katniss stabs knife into table*
Effie: *Gasps* "That. Is. MAHOGANY!"
Haymich: "Congradulations sweetheart, you killed a placemat."

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twilightgirl995
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April 11, 2012 9:37pm UTC

Mom: I wish I was as pretty as you when I was your age!
Parents Friends: How many boys do you have chasing after you now?
Grandparents: Look at our beautiful granddaughter! How many hearts have you broken this week?
School: Someone touch it with a stick so we know it doesn't bite.

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HesaidShesaid
posted a quote
April 11, 2012 10:38pm UTC

"Aww,what a cute dog"
*walks closer* BARK BARK BARK
"Well f*ck you too you ugly piece of sh*t"
//

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