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jerseysoftballbearqt

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Member Since: 8 May 2004 06:26pm

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  1. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 15, 2004 5:36am UTC
    push the wall
    let it fall
    grl u think u no it all
    but u dont, i do
    so move it with that attitude
    dont go there grlfriend rar!(cat noise)
    dont reele no if this iz a poem...lol hee hee
    good timez VZ

  2. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 3:45pm UTC
    Of course he'z cute, kind and hot:
    but iz he willing to give u the thingz u want?
    the thingz other guyz are not?

  3. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 3:43pm UTC
    *~He had her 2 hold
    *~He had her 2 love
    *~He got mad at what he was told
    *~She made him feel bad without even knowing it
    *~He was the only one who could remeber it
    *~They were both having the worst anniversary
    *~But pretty soon HE was the one to make the dramatic scene
    *~He walked out looking like he had his suitcase packed
    *~He couldn't be less relaxed
    *~She came up to him and asked "why"?
    *~And he said "Im not the guy"
    *~Then she told him "of course you are"
    *~Then l8er he went the whole 9 yardz
    *~With just an old flame in their way, they managed that together they wuld stay
    *~The flame told him not to let her go
    **~~**~~And he still haznt

  4. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 2:58pm UTC
    When moments take ur breath away, stop and think and make sure ur not choking
    LOL THANX MEGAN CANT MEMBER WAT IT WUZ BUT SOMETHIN LYK THAT LOL

  5. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 2:55pm UTC
    Only tru friends can understand the pain ur going through
    When ur longing 4 something u hav 2 try
    Only when you believe can you succeed
    When life brings you down think of the future and what you will soon be
    HEYY GRLZ: Kristin M, Marissa P, Kristina P, Jenny H, Megan P, and Julie M LUV YA!!!!!! Kristin u no were gonna b famous and Marissa and Kristina u no wat im goin through and Jenny and Julie you know what a good friend and person I am and Megan u no the humor that i hav

  6. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 2:42pm UTC
    To fall is not to fail, you fail when you don't try
    (part of a song so i'm not takin credit)

  7. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 2:39pm UTC
    "This is the most confused I've ever been in my entire life!"
    Nichloas "Oz" Ozeranski (Matthew Perry) The Whole Ten Yards oh yea kristin funni movie miss you riss and tina that wuz one of the many good timez

  8. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 2:37pm UTC
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  9. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 14, 2004 2:28pm UTC
    My mommy says naughty little boys grow up 2 b homosexuals
    From-Stuart even though I don't watch thanx Jake

  10. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:47am UTC
    "From the bottom of my heart, that suit, is kickin."
    Joe Tyler (Matthew Perry) in Serving Sara
    MY FAV MOVIE EVER! holla kristin oh yea!

  11. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:45am UTC
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  12. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:42am UTC
    Be sure to swoop at JUST the right time...or else your screwed
    yo Alex-pe@ce

  13. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:42am UTC
    When someone tells you it's not you, it is you

  14. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:41am UTC
    just b sure that next time a giant balloon from the Thanksgiving parade is flying over your apartment that you have your plane ticket LOL
    "The One Where Underdog Gets Away"- F.R.I.E.N.D.S
    miss u all the years of laughter, fun excitement, weddings, break-up, making-up, and of course making-out lol

  15. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:38am UTC
    Chandler and Monica listening through wall
    Chandler: I think, I think they're watching Miss Congeniality
    Monica: Honey, if you know it through a wall, you know it too well
    LOL

  16. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:25am UTC
    Kid: If you're parents were pigs u wuld b a piglet, If ur parents were ducks u wuld b a duckling, if ur parents were frogs u wuld b a tadpole
    Bus Driver: What wuld u b if ur parents were stupid?
    Kid: A BUS DRIVER!!!

  17. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:18am UTC
    Why Can't I?-Liz Phair
    Why can't I breathe whenever I think about you?
    Why can't I speak whenever I talk about you?
    I LUV MATTHEW PERRY

  18. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:13am UTC
    (Ross listening to messages)
    Ross: Hey, Rach there's a message from you
    Rachel: No Ross hang up the phone (jumps on his back) hang up the phone just hang up the phone!
    (phone falls in sink)
    Ross: Your over me? When were you...under me?
    LOL HA HA

  19. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 6:04am UTC
    to the tune of frosted flakes
    hey (name) we like the things you do
    hey (name) if i could i would be you
    your the 1 and only Panther with the 1 and only hit
    you know how to make a grand-slam grrrrrrrreat
    (1st name and last name) is more than good, she's great!!
    INVENTED BY: THE PURPLE PANTHERS
    (u can change the team name and she 2 he but plz dont take credit cuz this wuz invented by my softball team)

  20. jerseysoftballbearqt jerseysoftballbearqt
    posted a quote
    May 9, 2004 5:49am UTC
    hey hey hey hey #5
    hey hey hey hey #5
    we got our eye on you
    we got our eye on you
    and what we like best of all
    and what we like best of all
    is when you slam that ball
    is when you slam that ball
    so break that bat and bust that ball
    so break that bat and bust that ball
    (you can change the #)

:)

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