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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:53am UTC

Sticks and stones may break my bones but names will never hurt me....that is so untrue and this is why....
Enemy: your such a fat slutty b*tch
Me on the outside: Well, I can't be fat if I fit in a jean size smaller that yours!
Me on the inside: Don't forget to bring a knife next time you see her!

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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 31, 2012 8:37am UTC

That moment when
you swear more that eminem
If thats possible
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jensbestie
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March 31, 2012 8:22am UTC

I went to sleep in a bed...
I woke up on the floor...
MY HEAD REALLY HURTZ!!!
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jensbestie
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March 30, 2012 10:44pm UTC

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I don't get how
girls can have "slumber parties"
but when guys talk about having a sleepover it's
"dude, what are you smokin?"
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jensbestie
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March 30, 2012 10:40pm UTC

One of my bffs just said ponder... WTF

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jensbestie
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March 30, 2012 10:24pm UTC

Reason why I hate school...
1. all those girls who think they're better than everybody else.
2. People say i'm emo...WHICH I'M NOT
3. so what I dress emo does mean you can stick your perky little nose up and judge
4. EVERYONE TALKS ABOUT JUSTIN BIEVER!!!!

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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 10:10pm UTC

I just went to church...
It WaS aKwArD
But it's more akward when a nurse asks you if you've started your period...
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:36pm UTC

You only as small as your heart will let you be and your only as small as the world will make you seem but when the going gets rough and you feel like you might fall, just look on the brightside......I don't know
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 4:00pm UTC

I told you I was trouble,
But you chose to love me anyways.
So why is it when you scream and say "what's wrong with you"....
I laugh hysterically because I warned you!!!
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:53pm UTC

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So I have A.D.D. right... Today I
SQUIRREL
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jensbestie
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March 30, 2012 3:40pm UTC

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Please don't leave me
Well since you asked.....
GOOD-BYE
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:30pm UTC

There was this time where I thought you were an elephant...
but now I see your just really fat

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jensbestie
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March 30, 2012 3:11pm UTC

Mom: I HATE YOU!!!
Son: Really? :'(
Mom: Noooo...I just wish you'd burn in hell. ;)
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 3:02pm UTC

I think it's time to...
WHIP MY HAIR BACK AN FORTH
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 2:44pm UTC

FOLLOW ME...
I'm really colorful! :)
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 30, 2012 2:25pm UTC

Did you know...
I LOVE MUFFINS!!!
joking
THEY ARE CUPCAKE I MPOSTERS
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 7:48pm UTC

me: What do you see in him
Marika: EVERYTHING
me: YOU IDIOT
Marika: well, what do you see in him???
me: EVERYTHING
marika: WOW SOUNDS LIKE DEjA VU.....IDIOT

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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 7:35pm UTC

*****
Guess what?
YOUR THE CENTER OF MY DAY!
Kidding...Maybe ;)
*****
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 7:05pm UTC

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Girl: Text me!
Boy: okay, babe
(3 hours later)
Boy: hey
Girl: LEAVE ME ALONE!!!!
Boy:...
BIPOLAR MUCH
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jensbestie
posted a quote
March 29, 2012 10:38am UTC

When the world tells you what to do...
screw them!!!
When your mom tells you what to do...
Grit your teeth and do it♥
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