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Livelovemusic11
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May 30, 2013 4:18pm UTC

Exit the womb they said.
Life will be great they said.

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dolph*
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May 30, 2013 12:17pm UTC

Me: *breaks into your house at night*
Me: can I pet your dogs

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happiest*
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May 30, 2013 3:18pm UTC

Me: *laughs*
Parents : what's so funny
Parents : what's going on
Parents : who are u taling
Parents : can i see what's the joke
Parents : what are u trying to hide from us

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chickittylover
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May 30, 2013 8:30pm UTC

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OMG GUYS THIS LITERALLY JUST HAPPENED.
~me texting my crush~
crush: heyy whats up
me: nothing much i'm pretty
me: oops i'm pretty tired***
crush: haha, well it isn't a lie though. you are very pretty.
OMGGGGGGGGGGGGG.

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dolph*
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May 30, 2013 1:21pm UTC

If dudes are expected to have a lot of se.x
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homose.xuality is supposed to be a sin
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that se.x with.

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ChocoTaco
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May 30, 2013 4:09pm UTC

*Me if I ever become famous*
Interviewer: So, what was your childhood like?
Me: It's very vague in my memory.
Me: All I remember is signing up for a quote website.
Me: I believe it was called Kitty Profiles, or Witty Cats.
Me: Or Witty Profiles. Yes, I think that was it.
Interviewer: Yes?
Me: It was fun at first, but after a couple of months it took over my life.
Me: I'm still going to therapy for it.
Me: Very tragic.
Interviewer: ...inspiring

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Princess*
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May 29, 2013 9:56am UTC

SKYPE WITH ME. SURPRISE VISIT ME.
CHEER ME UP WHEN IM UPSET. HAVE A
GOOD SENSE OF HUMOR. BE HONEST
WITH ME. TELL ME YOU MISS ME.
TAKE PICTURES WITH ME. BE A
DORK WITH ME. SEND ME RANDOM
CUTE MESSAGES. FALL ASLEEP WITH ME.

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happiest*
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May 29, 2013 2:47pm UTC

You may have a hot body
but i have a hot bucked of fried chicken , so who's the real winner here?

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happiest*
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May 29, 2013 3:02pm UTC

No matter how fast you run
the serial killer always walks faster.

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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ThatsSoMeee
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May 23, 2013 1:36pm UTC

do you ever get so annoyed
at everything
that you start to get mad at even little things
like a spoon clinking against a bowl
or sounds of people talking?

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①ⒹⒻⒶⓃ ⒾⓈ ⓂⓎ ⒷⒻⒻ❣ღ*
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April 29, 2013 11:29am UTC

me: *on witty*
girl: isnt that website awesome?
me: 0.0 yeaaah
the girls guy friend: what website
me and the girl: NOTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW ABOUT
OMG THE GIRL WHO HAS A WITTY IN MY SCHOOL FOUND ME OMG IM GONNA DIE

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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doublesidedice
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April 28, 2013 8:58pm UTC

At dinner I realized that my family's happiness doesn't cheer me up anymore.
Friday my old school counselor actually realized my friend is happy now and I'm not.
At church someone told me I lost the "sparkle in my eyes."
What's wrong with me!? I was always the happy one.

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doublesidedice
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April 28, 2013 10:53pm UTC

Here's to everyone.
The broken.
The whole.
The mean.
The nice.
The outcast.
The popular.
The weak.
The strong.
The deep.
The shallow.
The independant.
The needy.
The artsy.
The sciency.
The geeks.
The jocks.
Here's to everyone.

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BlackButterflies
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April 29, 2013 6:30pm UTC

she lost him because she loved him too much
and he lost her because he loved her too late

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Yourbeautiful*
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April 29, 2013 11:50am UTC

Suicide catches everyone's attention,
but it's the actions which lead up to it that go unnoticed.

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