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  1. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 11:01pm UTC
    Fave if you've ever felt...
    invisible.

  2. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    &WHO ELSE;
    THINKS THERE SHOULD BE A 'HIM' CATEGORY?

  3. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:54pm UTC
    REMEMBER KIDS,
    if a stranger offers you drugs, you thank them.
    because drugs are very expensive.

  4. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 21, 2011 10:47pm UTC
    When I'm getting my nails done...
    and the workers talk in their S E C R E T code.

  5. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    mypenispink
    fav if you read it wrong:)

  6. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:46pm UTC
    1. Open Google Maps.
    2. Click: 'Get Directions'
    3. Start address: 'Tokyo, Japan'
    4. End address: 'Shanghai, China'
    5. Read number 48.
    6. Laugh.

  7. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:42pm UTC
    cool story bro.
    never tell it again.

  8. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 20, 2011 9:41pm UTC
    i wake up and think
    'i'm gonna talk to him.'
    i go to bed and think
    'i should have said hi.'

  9. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:46pm UTC
    There's this guy that I love.
    Sadly, I'm not his date.
    He sent me a picture of him in tux for prom night.
    His tie was red.
    He asked, "How do I look?"
    I said "Like I should be standing next to you in a red dress."
    He replied, "Maybe one day you'll be standing next to me in a white dress."

  10. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:40pm UTC
    I hate boys who make you fall for them,
    with no intention of catching you.

  11. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:27pm UTC
    the little dance your fingers do..
    when you don't know how to reply to a text.♥

  12. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 4:21pm UTC
    i like school,
    i just hate the learning part.

  13. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 8:43am UTC
    ( . , ) - ( _--- D_ )====J
    ~plank~

  14. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 8:37am UTC
    That hoe is in a relationship with Your Best Guy Friend You Like
    ♥ about a minute ago • Like • Comment • See Friendship
    I have to break them up.

  15. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 8:37am UTC
    silly girl,
    you believed every word he said,didn't you? ♥

  16. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 18, 2011 8:36am UTC
    I heard you're good at algebra
    ...can you replace my x without asking y ?

  17. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:28pm UTC
    Helllllo Beautiful ,
    How's it Goin' ? ♥

  18. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:14pm UTC
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    No.

  19. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:13pm UTC
    Boy: You're too pretty to be single ;)
    Girl: & You're too ugly to be hitting on me...
    Boy: *AWKWARD*

  20. jellybelly001 jellybelly001
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2011 1:08pm UTC
    Please dont be in love with someone else . . .

:)

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