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jellybean1717

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Member Since: 29 May 2013 10:16pm

Last Seen: 7 Jun 2013 02:26pm

Gender: F

user id: 361577

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  1. jellybean1717 jellybean1717
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 10:43am UTC
    Jack & Jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of water.
    Jack fell down&broke his crown
    &NOW HE'S LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND
    *goat screams*

  2. jellybean1717 jellybean1717
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 10:39am UTC
    things i havent learned in high school
    how to pay bills
    buy a house
    apply for college
    but thank jesus i can graph a polynomial function

  3. jellybean1717 jellybean1717
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 10:34am UTC
    Running away doesnt help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run.

  4. jellybean1717 jellybean1717
    posted a quote
    June 6, 2013 10:29am UTC
    Just because I'm smiling, doesn't mean I don't want to hit you in the face..

  5. jellybean1717 jellybean1717
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 10:20pm UTC
    I am going to marry this dude whose last name is Betzel and we are going to have a business called Betzel's Pretzels. He wants to be a firefighter. He can put out pretzel fires. Problem Solved.

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