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  1. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    January 16, 2014 1:44pm UTC
    Today is my 10 Year Anniversary on Witty Profiles.

  2. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 10:18am UTC
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    WELL YOU ONLY NEED THE
    LIGHT WHEN IT'S BURNING LOW,
    ONLY MISS THE SUN
    WHEN IT STARTS TO SNOW,
    ONLY KNOW YOU LOVE HER
    WHEN YOU LET HER GO.
    AND YOU LET HER GO.

  3. ImmaBeWitty ImmaBeWitty
    posted a quote
    August 19, 2013 10:21am UTC
    BEING A PERSON IS GETTING TOO COMPLICATED.
    - Margaret Atwood

  4. DeathOfASon DeathOfASon
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 12:11pm UTC
    i think rupert grint is the only one who truly understand the meaning of being a celebrity
    he bought an ice cream truck
    he has two donkeys named shakespeare and pandora (and minature pigs!)
    he built a mini ice-rink
    a Mini fitted with special Lamborghini doors
    a hovercraft
    he’s got unicycles and banjos
    and he bought a coin-operated fairground fortune-telling machine
    tell me he isn’t living the life

  5. kristabff kristabff
    posted a quote
    August 7, 2013 7:15pm UTC
    b/tch who you callin immature i gave up stardoll 2 hours and 48 minutes ago

  6. 伤* 伤*
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 1:30pm UTC
    WHY THE HELL DO GUYS EXPECT SO MUCH FROM US
    like they want us to have a flat stomach, big butt, big boobs and
    a pretty face while some of these guy look like apes

  7. happiest* happiest*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 4:45pm UTC
    Facebook- "Only a cold, heartless person would scroll pa-
    Me- *scroll* *scroll*

  8. Eli22b Eli22b
    posted a quote
    August 6, 2013 7:57pm UTC
    How to attract the common white girl:
    - Sit in a circle of uggs
    - Pour Starbucks all over yourself
    -Play A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton really loud
    - Sit and wait

  9. Hale_Storm18 Hale_Storm18
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2013 8:25pm UTC
    F.uck high school. In elementary school, the entire classroom was your
    Valentine. We were in this s.hit together.

  10. bye* bye*
    posted a quote
    August 5, 2013 5:45pm UTC
    My friend and her bf just broke up and she called me crying and I was all like “You’re going to fall in love so many times before you find the one you’ll be with forever. So think of it this way; you’re one heartbreak closer to happily ever after." and I think she thought I was being deep and insightful, but really I was quoting wizards of waverly place

  11. BravoSierra BravoSierra
    posted a quote
    July 8, 2013 12:06pm UTC
    AT&T M CELL 11:52 PM 99%
    Messages
    Crush
    Edit
    November 3rd, 2009
    Hey :)
    Today at 10:25am
    Sorry I didn't get back to you right away. I was pretty busy.
    I sent that four years ago.

  12. Bec* Bec*
    posted a quote
    July 4, 2013 8:12pm UTC
    Either that's another firework or a tribute is dead.

  13. Steve Steve
    posted a quote
    July 1, 2013 6:46pm UTC
    It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs
    because they always take things literally.

  14. Cammie Cammie
    posted a quote
    June 29, 2013 11:20pm UTC
    Why do famous people think that they can only date other famous people?
    You're limiting your chance to find your soulmate for example: Me.

  15. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 5:27pm UTC
    Mom: Why is everything on the floor?!
    Me: Gravity, mom.

  16. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 9:48am UTC
    If you're my boyfriend you're not allowed to:
    • Have candles on your birthday cake
    wtf are you wishing for all your wishes came true when you met me
    • Kiss another female besides me
    You wanna say goodbye to grandma? You better chest bump her and call it a day, boy
    • Speak to other females
    idc if you're lost and need directions you better get on your knees & ask Jesus to guide you or somethin
    • Own a GPS/SatNav
    what' you tryna' do? Navigate your way out of this relationship?
    • Buy glasses or contact lenses
    why do you need your vision to improve? You seeing someone else?
    • Sneeze in public
    girls'll be like "bless you" wtf girl you're already blessed you have ME
    • Eat Jalapenos/Chillies
    they're hotter than me
    • Buy lightbulbs
    i'm the only person that can light up your world. THE ONLY ONE
    • Listen to another girl's relationship problems
    a shoulder to cry on becomes a d/ck to ride on
    • Watch animal planet
    you might see your ex
    • Wear shoes with laces on
    you might trip and fall in love with someone better than me, better wear them sketcher slips ons
    • Be good at maths
    find ya "X" and you gonna wonder "Y" you're single again
    • Drink milk
    Whatchu need the strength for? Tryna get the strength to leave me?! No not today
    • Spray Lynx in public
    next thing you know hoes gonna be poppin' out beggin' for his d/ck.

  17. Rajsonkar Rajsonkar
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 12:41pm UTC
    PHINEAS AND FERB ON WITTYPROFILES
    Phineas: Hey candice, what are you doing
    Candice: I'm posting quotes on a website called wittyprofiles where
    people favourite your quotes and the quote having more faves than
    any other quotes becomes top quote.
    Ferb: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas: *blinks eyes*
    Phineas:ok
    In the backyard
    Phineas: ferb, i know what we are going to do today
    Isabella: hey feneas, whatcha doin ?
    Phineas:we are going to make a wittyprofiles account and posts
    quote
    Isabella: OK, i'll tell you some quotes to post.
    Major: angent P. Doofenshmirtz is spending his all time on
    computer. He is planning something evil. Go find out
    Perry: *goes to doofenshmirtz home*
    Stacey: hey candice, isn't that the picture of your brothers on
    this account on wittyprofiles.
    Candice: yeah, Its thier pic.
    Candice: Phineas , ferb, Is the account Paf6324 is your account?
    Phineas: yeah candice, this website is good. We posted 100 quotes
    and 5000 followes in 1 hour.
    Candice: *shocked* what? Thats not fair. Im on witty for 6 months
    and got just 50 followers.
    Phineas: well, dont be upset, you'll get more
    Candice: Im gonna tell this to mom, you are so in trouble.
    Random stranger: *comments on Phineas and ferb's account* hey you
    guys look so young in profile pic. Aint you too young to have a
    witty account?
    Phineas: yes, we are
    Stranger:ok then its always good to see kids joining witty
    Background music: doofenshmirtz evil in corporated
    *perry gets trapped in a cage*
    Doofenshmirtz: oh hey perry the platipus come. I was waiting for
    you. See this, this is delete-inator Ok im going to tell you my
    evil plan. My brother is too famous on social networks and i am
    not. So i decided to delete his account with this
    delete-inator.
    Candice: mom mom Phineas and ferb have a secret account on a
    website. Come come, over there
    Mom: ok candice,
    *perry gets himself out of the cage and kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz switches on delete-inator*
    *perry kicks doofenshmirtz*
    *doofenshmirtz hits delete-inator which cause change in the
    direction of the rays coming from delete-inator*
    *rays go to Phineas and ferb's computer and delete thier
    account*
    *delete-inator gets broken*
    Doofenshmirtz: curse you perry the platipus.
    Candice: mom mom come *mom comes and checks the computer*
    Mom: candice, there is no any account with username Paf6324, but
    isn't that you on this account candiceJ.
    Candice: but but but *shocked*
    Perry:grrr
    Phineas: oh there you are perry

  18. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 18, 2013 3:07pm UTC
    I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half
    so you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do.

  19. glitter162* glitter162*
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2013 4:58pm UTC
    I bet Rosa Parks killed it
    in musical chairs.

  20. dolph* dolph*
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2013 1:15pm UTC
    Sean Kingston: ♪ She's indecisive ♫
    Me: what does that mean?
    Sean Kingston: ♪ She can't decide ♫
    Me: k thanks

:)

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