Witty Profiles

jcorocks462

1. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   March 3, 2012 5:21pm UTC
   AMAZAYN
   BRILLIAM
   EXTRAORDINHARRY
   FABULOUIS
   PHENOMINIALL
   One Direction♥
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points
2. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   February 26, 2012 9:34pm UTC
   Random guy:
   Are those space pants you're wearing? Because your butt is
   starting to swirl!
   My friend:
   No, these are softball pants... because this butt is out of your
   league.
   I was laughing so hard.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 16 points
3. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   February 16, 2012 5:27pm UTC
   Did you know that you can breath in and out really fast while
   sticking out your tongue?
   ........
   And that, my friends, is how you get a person to act like a dog.
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
4. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   February 15, 2012 5:24pm UTC
   How I see two inches
   | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
   1 2
   How my hair-dresser sees two inches
   | ' ' ' ' | ' ' ' ' |
   1 2
   
   👍 this is good · read the comments · 2219 points
5. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   February 7, 2012 7:12pm UTC
   Just because you're afraid
   someone might leave your life
   doesn't mean you should
   let them overstay their welcome
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 13 points
6. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   January 28, 2012 9:28pm UTC
   Haters can't see me;; they have nosebleed seats:P
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 4 points
7. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   January 25, 2012 9:07pm UTC
   You can keep on knockin'
   but you won't knock me down♥
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
8. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   January 7, 2012 10:34pm UTC
   And girls, the worst
   thing you could do, is cry over a guy that is
   n o t w o r t h y o u r t e a r s .
   nmf
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
9. jcorocks462
   posted a quote
   January 4, 2012 11:33pm UTC
   The next time you get caught hitting someone, or some thing like that,
   just do what i do,
   and say,,
   "hand spasm, my bad."
   it WILL work:)
   
   👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
10. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 3, 2012 5:47pm UTC
    Seeing something weird on a poster
    and turning to your sibling
    {{ TO SAY
    "Hey, look! You're on that poster over there!"
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 86 points
11. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    January 1, 2012 8:42pm UTC
    Dear Dora,
    How can you fit that t-shirt over your head?
    Sincerely,
    IT'S PHYSICALLY IMPOSIBLE!
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 12 points
12. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 24, 2011 10:54am UTC
    Excuse me, miss,
    you have a little face on your make-up :)
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
13. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2011 5:19pm UTC
    One of the hardest
    things kids will have to face
    in 20-30 years,
    will be trying to find a username
    >>that isn't taken<<
    format; h0peful. damnntaylerx
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 10 points
14. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 19, 2011 9:48pm UTC
    
    nahnahnahnahnahnahnah
    Lucyfacex,yo!
    wooooooooooyieeeeeeeeww
    pepepepeppepepepepeppieeww
    Cop: "Stop!"
    Criminal: "Now make that mother F**ker hammer time
    like *breaks out dancing*."
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 7 points
15. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 10:19pm UTC
    In class...
    *funny kid cracks a joke*
    class: HAHAHA
    teacher : hahaha *moodswing* GET BACK TO YOUR WORK!
    only my school?
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
16. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 15, 2011 5:10pm UTC
    ____________________________________
    | TI-84 |
    | ______________________________ |
    | | i+3x< 3(u+x) | |
    | | i+3x< 3u+3x | | Even the calculator says so<3
    | | i<3u | |
    | | | |
    | | | |
    | |_______________________| |
    | |
    | (7) (8) (9) (alpha) |
    | (6) (5) (4) (math) (x) |
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 3 points
17. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 13, 2011 5:21pm UTC
    "I like your hair."
    "thanks, I grew it myself."
    
    👍 this is good · read the comments · 274 points
18. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 12, 2011 9:24pm UTC
    TEACHER: WRITE FOR 20 MINUTES
    Yeah, like that's gonna happen
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 5 points
19. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 11, 2011 9:34pm UTC
    I'm the ghost
    of a girl that I want to be most,
    I'm the shell of a girl
    that I used to know well.
    ♥
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 9 points
20. jcorocks462
    posted a quote
    December 10, 2011 12:46pm UTC
    People are much friendlier to me on
    Facebook
    then they are to
    me in
    person...
    
    👍 this is good · comment on this quote · 6 points

Join · Top Quotes · New Quotes · Random · Chat · Add Quote · Rules · Privacy Policy · Terms of Use · Full Site
© 2003-2024 Witty Profiles