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Hello!(: My name's Micaela Ann, but feel free to call me Callie. Well.. I haven't been on witty in FOREVER! I'm nearly fourteen.. and I'm in the eighth grade (: I want to be a cosmetologist and a writer when I'm older. I listen to a variety of music, but I most commonly listen to the Christian singer Ryan Holliday (I met him <3) and the punk bands Pierce the Veil and Sleeping With Sirens.
My life isn't easy, and I don't have a great past.. but I'm not going to let that affect my present and future. I have three brothers, but two of them are off to college.
My grades mean a LOT to me. I get straight A's; I cry if I get lower than an A.
Well, I don't know what more to write.. Bye.. (: <3
♥ I'm currently in a relationship ♥
♥ I'm bisexual ♥
♥ My friends are my everything ♥
♥ Music is my second life ♥
♥ Quesadillas and steak are my favorite foods ♥
♥ I have a slight obsession with weird faces ♥
♥ I'm insecure and yet confident ♥
♥ I doodle all the time ♥
♥ I'm an awko-taco cx ♥
♥ If you wanna text me, just ask..(: ♥

  1. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    April 3, 2014 7:05pm UTC
    Are Only Proof That You Are Trying.
    ((Format By Sandrasaurus)

  2. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    June 8, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    The Only Thing #1
    about a girl you should change is
    her last name; not her.
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  3. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    April 13, 2012 4:11pm UTC
    Roses are red,
    Violets are fine.
    I'll be the 6,
    you'll be the 9.
    *Do NOT copy unless you have the credit, please.!*

  4. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    January 28, 2012 10:17am UTC
    GF: im so fat and ugly
    BF: what did you just say?
    GF: im fat and ugly
    BF walks away....
    GF goes up to him later and says what did i do wrong?
    BF: you lied about the most beautifull thing i see everyday ..♥♥
    **Got it off a comment on youtube** <3

  5. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    December 17, 2011 12:51pm UTC
    "They hurt her"
    After lunch, her teacher announced that the school was holding a fire drill. When the alarm sounded, Carmen and the other students filed out of the classroom and assembled in the yard outside. As the teachers read out the roll call, the gang of five girls decided that this was a great opportunity to embarrass Carmen in front of the whole school during the fire drill. They moved over to where Carmen was standing, near a sewer drain, and began crowding the poorgirl, getting in her face and nudging her towards the open manhole. They pushed her and she tripped over and fell head-first down the manhole. When they saw her falling, the girls started giggling and when Carmen’s name was called out, they shouted "She’s down in the sewer!" All of the other students began laughing. But when the teachers looked down the manhole and saw Carmen’s body lying at the bottom in the muck and the poop, the laughter abruptly stopped. Her head was twisted around at an odd angle and her face was covered in blood. Worse still, she wasn’t moving. There was nothing any of the teachers could do for her. Carmen was dead. When the police arrived and went down into the sewer, they determined that she had broken her neck. Her face had been torn off when she hit the ladder on the way down and her neck snapped when she landed on her head on the concrete at the bottom. The police hauled Carmen’s body out of the sewer and sent her to the mortuary. Everyone had to stay behind after school while the police questioned all of Carmen’s classmates. The five girlslied to the police, saying they had witnessed Carmen falling down the sewer. The police believed the girls and Carmen Winstead’s death was ruled an accident and the case was closed. Everyone thought that was the last they would hear of Carmen Winstead, but they were wrong. Months later, Carmen’s classmates began receiving strange e-mails on their MySpaces. The e-mails were titled "They Pushed Her" and claimed that Carmen hadn’t really fallen down the sewer, she had been pushed. The e-mails also warned that the guilty people should own up and take responsibility for their crime. If they didn’t there would be horrible consequences. Most people dismissed the e-mails as a hoax, but others were not so sure. A few days later, one of the girls who pushed Carmen down the sewer was at home taking a shower, when she heard a strange cackling laugh. It seemed to be coming from the drain. The girl started to freak out and ran out of the bathroom. That night, the girl said goodnight to her mom and went to sleep. Five hours later, her mom was awoken in the middle of the night, by a loudnoise that resounded throughout the house. She ran into her daughter’s room, only to find it empty. There was no trace of the girl. The worried mother called the police and when they arrived, they conducted a search of the area. Eventually, they discovered the girl’s grisly remains. Her corpse was lying in the sewer, covered in muck and poop. Her neck was broken and her face missing. It had been completely torn off. One by one, all of the girls who pushed Carmen that day were found dead. They had all been killed in exactly the same way and were all found at exactly the same spot. In the sewer at the bottom of the same uncovered manhole where Carmen had met her doom. But the killing didn’t stop there. More and more of Carmen’s former classmates were found dead. It seemed that anyone who didn’t believe that Carmen had been pushed, was eventually found down in the sewer with their necks broken and their faces torn off. They say that Carmen’s ghost is still on the rampage, hunting down anyone who doesn’t believe herstory. According to the legend, Carmen will get you, whetherit’s from a toilet, a shower, a sink or a drain. When you go to sleep, you’ll wake up in the sewer, in complete darkness, paralyzed, unable to move, hearing cackling laughter all around you. Then, as you scream in horror, Carmen will come and tear your face off. So be careful who you bully, because you just might find yourself on the receiving end of the curse of Carmen Winstead.
    FACT: About two months later, 16-year-old David Gregory read this post and didn't repost it. When he went to take a shower, he heard laughter, started freaking out, and ran to his computer to repost it. He said goodnight to his mom and went to sleep, but five hours later, his mom woke up in the middle of the night from a loud noise and David was gone. A few hours later, the police found him in the sewer, with a broken neck and the skin on his face peeled off.
    Even Google her name - you'll find this to be true.
    If you don't repost this saying "They hurt her," then Carmen will get you, either from a sewer, the toilet. they hurt this poor girl she disserves better then this♥

  6. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    December 4, 2011 3:48pm UTC
    Don't mistake my silence for weakness, no one plans murder out loud.

  7. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 7:59am UTC
    Me: Hello.
    Computer: What do you want?
    Me: Hi.
    Computer: What thing can you do?
    Me: Not you.
    Computer: I want to do you, too.

  8. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:20pm UTC
    a girl was beat by her father. if you dont repost she will show up at your bed at 2:12

  9. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:19pm UTC
    a girl was beat by her father. if you dont repost she will show up at your bed at 2:12

  10. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:16pm UTC
    a girl was beat by her father. if you dont repost she will show up at your bed at 2:12

  11. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 3:29pm UTC
    This Is Called The Eye Test! Look For The LOWER Case 'L' And You Will Be Kissed Tomorrow:LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLlLLL LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL.Now Look For The Q And Your Wish Will Come True! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOQOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO. Now Look For The 'N' This Is Really Hard! MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MNMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.Now Find The Mistake:ABCDEFGHIJKLNMOPQRSTUVWXYZ Now Wish For Something You Really Want After The Countdown! 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 Now Close Your Eyes And Make A Wish! ****** *** *** ****** *** ****** Now post this again. Your Wish Will Come True! You Have 19 Minutes! Or What You Wished For Will Be The Opposite

  12. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 10:20am UTC
    ~ Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight. If you dont repost this, your worst week starts now.

  13. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 6:04pm UTC
    My name is Chris, I am three, My eyes are swollen. I cannot see. I must be stupid, I must be bad, What else could have made, My daddy so mad? I wish I were better, I wish I weren't ugly, Then maybe my mommy, Would still want to hug me. I can't do wrong, I can't speak at all, Or else I'm locked up, All day long. When I'm awake, I'm all alone, The house is dark. My folks aren't home. When my mommy does come home, I'll try and be nice, So maybe I'll just get, One whipping tonight. I just heard a car, My daddy is back, From Charlie's bar I hear him curse, My name is called ,I press myself, Against the wall. I try to hide, From his evil eyes, I'm so afraid now, I'm starting to cry. He finds me weeping, Calls me ugly words, He says its my fault, He suffers at work. He slaps and hits me, And yells at me more, I finally get free, And run to the door. He's already locked it, And I start to bawl, He takes me and throws me, Against the hard wall. I fall to the floor, With my bones nearly broken, And my daddy continues, With more bad words spoken.'I'm sorry!', I scream, But it's now much to late, His face has been twisted, Into a unimaginable shape. The hurt and the pain, Again and again, Oh please God, have mercy! Oh please let it end! And he finally stops, And heads for the door, While I lay there motionless ,Sprawled on the floor. My name is Chris, I am three, Tonight my daddy, Murdered me. And you can help, Sickens me to the soul, If you read this, And don't re-post it. I pray for your forgiveness, You would have to be, One heartless person, Not to be affected, By this Poem. And because you ARE affected, Do something about it! So all I ask you to do, Is re-post this on! If you don't.. Then you obviously don't care about child abuse

  14. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 10, 2011 5:55pm UTC
    So I was watching a video on youtube about suicide and this is actually a convo. It's horrible!
    Should i jush kill my self and get it over with?
    Once i cut myself before,and when i got back,they didnt care,they´╗┐ just got new names to call me,and more ways to hurt me.
    @emi7cimpyay´╗┐ Yep (:

  15. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 3:27pm UTC
    90% of people will marry their 7th- 12th grade love♥.
    Since you read this, you'll be told great news tonight. but if you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.
    usually don't do these, but that's all I need right now is a bad week. /:

  16. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    October 30, 2011 2:58pm UTC
    Keep tellin' them stories
    To her and your homies
    But that wouldn't make any sense
    If I'm just a friend
    If I'm just a friend
    Why do I know what you lips feel like
    If I'm just a friend
    If I'm just a friend
    Then my camera must be tellin' lies
    If I'm just a friend
    Then you must just be crazy baby
    If I'm just a friend
    Then you must just be crazy baby

  17. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:50pm UTC
    Name 3 guys in your life: Arjun, Tyler, Keaton
    How many of them are your family? No.
    How many of them are ex boyfriends? 1
    Are any of them single? As far as I know, all of them are.
    Are any of them gay? Haha, maybe. But probably not.
    Are any of them younger than you? Yeah, Arjun & Keaton.
    Who’s the tallest? Tyler!
    Who’s the smartest? Either Keaton or Arjun.
    Who’s the oldest? Tyler
    Who’s the most talkative? Probably Keaton.
    Who’s the most sensitive? Arjun?
    Who’s the most relaxed? Idk.
    Who’s the biggest player? Tyler!
    Who drinks the most? None.
    Can any of them drive? Nope.
    Can any of them dance? Haha.
    Can any of them sing? I dunno.
    Can any of them hold conversation? Yes!
    Have you ever kissed any of them? No.. =[
    Have you ever cuddled any of them? Arjun.
    Have you ever argued with any of them? HeII yeah.
    Have you ever had a fight with any of them? Yeah..
    Have you ever seen any of them cry? Huh-huh =[ it was sad.
    Have you ever seen any of them drunk? No.
    Have you ever seen any of them high? No.
    Have any of them ever made you jealous? YES!
    Are there any of them you would swap for a celebrity? Nooo!

  18. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:40pm UTC
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  19. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 7:00pm UTC
    My name is Callie. I am truly very insecure. I’ve always liked a guy that is butt-ugly and, just, y’know, weird. But I learned don’t let that keep you from dreaming. Because right now, I keep reading a text that says ‘I love you’ from Tyler. <3

  20. jbnbtr jbnbtr
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 6:52pm UTC
    90% of people marry their
    7th - 12th grade love. ♥
    Since you have read this, you will be told good news tonight.
    If you don't repost this, your worst week starts now.


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