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  1. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 2:47pm UTC
    #3 in my childhood...
    We wore makeup and heels to play dress-up
    Not to impress people

  2. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 9, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Parents: Good morning!
    Me in my head: No b*tch it is NOT a good morning. I am so tired...school got in the way of my sleep schedule! So do not tell me that it's a good effing morning!
    Me: *grunts*

  3. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:04pm UTC
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  4. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 12:00pm UTC
    Fliqqing my bed over
    to find that one sock i lost in the middle of the night

  5. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:43pm UTC
    ~And does anyone ever wonder~
    if there's a website where guys share all their feelings like girls do on witty..?

  6. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 3, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    I need some advice
    So america's got talent is having audtions near me , and i kind of want to sing , but people are saying that i shouldn't do it cause i'm shy and i wouldn't be able to get up in front of everyone and sing. they're probably right...i would practice , but the auditions are on feb. 10 and i need to sign up before all the spaces are taken. do you guys think i can pull it off? or should i just forget about it? i need your honest opinion! thanks for anyone who read all this :)

  7. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:21pm UTC
    Admit it
    We've all once thought that we'd meet and fall in love with a celebrity with mutual feelings.

  8. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    February 2, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Fantasy Valentine's Day Schedule:
    - wake up to flowers on my doorstep
    - go to school and find a romantic note on my locker
    - hanging out with him at school
    - go home and find chocolates and more flowers
    - go out on a romantic dinner date with him
    - go to sleep with a smile on your face
    My Valentine's Day Schedule:
    - wake up to drool on my pillow
    - go to school all crappy-looking and tired
    - 7 agonizing hours of useless stuff and talking to random people
    - go home and do my homework
    - go to the couch with a bunch of junk food and watch some TV
    - go to sleep with half of me hanging off the bed
    yup. reality stinks.

  9. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 27, 2012 9:11pm UTC
    Sometimes , things sound better in my head...

  10. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 23, 2012 5:18pm UTC
    You can tell what kind of person someone is by their music

  11. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 22, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    So what we get drunk
    So what we smoke weed
    We just havin fun
    We dont care who sees
    So what we go out
    Thats how its s'posed to be
    Livin young, wild, and free

  12. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 17, 2012 8:04pm UTC
    #2 in my childhood...
    Society didn't scare us
    The dark did

  13. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:43pm UTC
    #1 in my childhood...
    Boys had cooties
    Not STD's

  14. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 15, 2012 9:21pm UTC
    if mind reading was a legit thing
    I'd be screwed

  15. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:18pm UTC
    Life would be so much better
    if i had [ music ] playing
    in the < background >
    when i walked
    based on my mood

  16. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 12, 2012 8:08pm UTC
    That Perfect Messy Bun
    t h a t n e v e r w o r k s o u t

  17. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 11, 2012 8:12pm UTC
    Playing with a baby
    even when you're tired
    cause you're afraid
    they'll leave you for
    someone else...

  18. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 8:17pm UTC
    Who said being a girl was easy?
    Cause that's PEANUT BUTTER.

  19. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 7:51pm UTC
    OH MY DUCKALICIOUS
    you are fine ;)

  20. jazzyspazzy jazzyspazzy
    posted a quote
    January 5, 2012 3:55pm UTC
    I'LL GIVE IT TO YOU STRAIGHT
    if u guys keep swearing , witty will be no more!! :'(
    STOP SWEARING

:)

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