Spongebob #5 Patrick: "I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, we wumbo, wumboing, wumbology, they study of wumbo...come on Spongebob, this is first grade!" Follow me I follow back~
format by neversaynever16 When you don't know how to pronounce a character's name in a book, so you just substitute your own jibberish word in your head.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, sugar is sweet and so are you(: Awwww<3 But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the sugar bowl's empty, and so is your head(;
ImOnlyATeen posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:14pm UTC
me: why are those guys staring at me? me:is there something on my face? me:is there something on my shirt? me:they're probably laughing at how ugly i am. me:they probably find it amusing how fat i am. friend:maybe they think you're cute. me:are you stupid or something? tumblr.
LandonIsWitty posted a quote
July 23, 2012 7:34pm UTC
Me in the shower: Me: *turns water on* Me: *grabs phone* Me: *sits in the bathroom on witty for 7 minutes* Me: *checks time* Me: Me: Me: Me: oh chiz Me: *gets in shower* Me: HOLY JEEEEZEZ OHMYGAWWWSH MY FOOT IS BURNING LIKE SHAWTY ON THE DANCE FLOOR Me: *jumps out and turns hot water down* Me: ahh, this'll be better Me: *steps in shower once again* Me: COLD COLD COLD ASDFGHJKL ITS SO COLD IS THIS FUUCKING ANTARCTICA OW OW OW OW OWWWW Me: *turns hot water up a teeeeeeeeeeny tiiiiiiiiiiiiny bit* Me: okay, this will work. Me: holy crap it actually worked Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhh Me: NEVERMIND I'LL FIND SOMEONE LIKE YOOOUUUUU! Me: ok seriously, gotta get clean Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: oh right, soap. Me: *scrubbing arms and legs* Me: omg wtf why am i so hairy Me: lol jk, i'm a dude of course i'm hairy! Me: *washes hair* Me: *washes face* Me: *drops shampoo* Me: Me: Me: Me: my family probably thinks i'm dead Me: better make sure they know I'm alive Me: I'M SLIM SHADY YES I'M DA REAL SHADY, ALL YOU OTHAA SOMETHIN SOMETHIN ARE JUST IMATATINN Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: guess i better get out now.. Me: *turns off water and gets out* Me: *realizes i forgot to get a towel* Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: *sprints naked to the hall closet and blindly grabs nearest bath towel* Me: Me: Me: Me: Me: shh that never happened Me: Me: Me: *sits on bed in only a towel making quote about taking a shower* lol my quote & format! should i keep making these kinds of quotes?(: