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Member Since: 26 May 2011 09:40am

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jazziixx
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:39am UTC

When you're stressed you eat ice cream, chocolate and sweets. You know When you are stressed Because stressed spelled backwards is desserts ;)

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jazziixx
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:23am UTC

Lost your pen = no pen
no pen = no notes
no notes = no study
no study = fail
fail = no diploma
no diploma = no work
no work = no money
no money = no food
no food = skinny
skinny = ugly
ugly = no marriage
no marriage = no children
no children = alone
alone = depression
depression = sickness
sickness = death
Lesson: Don't lose your pen, you'll die.

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jazziixx
posted a quote
May 29, 2011 3:16am UTC

that awkward moment
when you realize someone was actually home
the whole time you were singing at the top of your lungs!!!

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jazziixx
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 7:13am UTC

Having that amazing quote ,
And then forgetting it Is Really Annoying.

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jazziixx
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 6:43am UTC

He isn't my boyfriend, but i love his hugs, his smile, his advice, his kindness and the times when we laugh together, i guess i fell in love with our friendship.
♥♥♥

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jazziixx
posted a quote
May 27, 2011 6:22am UTC

R-E-S-P-E-C-T ♥♥
look it up babe!

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