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  1. yourcool yourcool
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 10:18pm UTC
    Dealing with heartbreak 101:
    if someone rejects you, dedicate yourself
    to getting even cuter, make them fall in
    love with even cuter you, then marry some-
    one even better than them.

  2. Elise* Elise*
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2014 6:24pm UTC
    someone: [flirts with me]
    me: they are probably just being nice, they probably do this with everyone
    someone: [asks me on a date]
    me: it’s not a date, it’s just a friend get together thing, probably.
    someone: [confesses their love for me]
    me: they are probably just being sarcastic

  3. x_damaged_x x_damaged_x
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 1:45pm UTC
    A mind that is stretched
    by a new experience
    can never go back to
    it's old dimensions.

  4. britany* britany*
    posted a quote
    July 16, 2014 4:44am UTC
    Police: Did you know your car was going 110 mph?
    Cheif Keef: Well, it's a fast car, that's why i bought it

  5. Amenah Amenah
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 3:43am UTC
    If you read my quotes,
    you'll probably know about this.
    I've posted so many quotes about it, it's actually kind of embarrassing...
    Remember all my rants and vents about a friendship that was hurting me?
    Well, that was about me and my best friend. And... Well, I just wanted to
    make a quick quote to let anyone who actually cares (a number I would typically
    assume to be 0, but you guys and witty have blown my cynicism out the window
    time and time again) know that I think, after almost a year, we're finally sorting
    it out. And I'm so happy I could cry. I kind of almost already am. (...Yes, that made
    sense.) Anyway, I just had to thank those of you who've put up with my soppy
    sob-stories and angry ranting, and for the special people (you all know who
    you are) who've actually taken the time to comfort me or give me advice. You
    helped so much. You have no idea. But yeah. This is just a thank you. Because
    I'm happy and hopeful and doing that stupid Titanic cry-laugh thing. Okay, bye.

  6. br0kenwings br0kenwings
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 5:12am UTC
    Losing someone always hurts.
    No matter how old you are,
    no matter how old they are.
    Knowing that you'll never see them again
    hurts more than anything imaginable.
    IMAGE SOURCE: tumblr.com, original photographer unknown

  7. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:22am UTC
    Sometimes
    you miss the memories,
    not the person.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  9. MaddyWaddy MaddyWaddy
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:06am UTC
    We were fools to think
    nothing could go wrong.

  10. seafoam* seafoam*
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 5:08am UTC
    Having feelings is hard. Feelings make us vulnerable to pain, to shame, and to unwanted interpretation and legibility. Feelings can also open us up to the world; they give us a surface through which we can relate to others, but also through which we can be wounded.

  11. RIP RIP
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2014 10:01am UTC
    Crying is the only way your eyes speak
    when your mouth can't explain how things
    made your heart broken.
    Gif taken by AnaCastro196


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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  13. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2014 11:03am UTC
    Shortest horror story: "Dude. Where did the spider go?"

  14. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 3:28pm UTC
    My parents warned me about the drugs in the streets,
    but never about the ones with hazel eyes and a heart beat.

  15. phee* phee*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 1:32pm UTC
    i feel like every week i'm just like "i need to get through this week"

  16. BreeeFayy* BreeeFayy*
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2014 9:09pm UTC
    Haven't you people ever heard
    of closing the godda mn door?

  17. mynameBSarah mynameBSarah
    posted a quote
    April 4, 2014 7:09pm UTC
    Some people are so poor,
    That all they have is money.

  18. SuperNovaChic SuperNovaChic
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 10:27pm UTC
    Disney movies are excellent remedies for when you have crushes on guys who are out of your league.

  19. angelle* angelle*
    posted a quote
    December 14, 2013 11:19pm UTC
    taylor swift: somebody date me I need a new song

  20. skilletbiscuit skilletbiscuit
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2014 8:52am UTC
    A minute before a test : Ok I got this. I know all my information! (Repeats information in head over & over accurately)
    Handed test : How do you spell cat ?

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