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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Haii <3
Ohmygosh guys, you are all so amazing! Thank you for the support with UMP, I really appreciate it (:
Chapter one is up & I hope you like it (:
Today, thankfully, the weather decided to be nice! It is hot, Woo hoo! I still think the sky's bi-polar -.-
If you could do one illegal thing, what would you do? No limits. I'd probably kill someone..
JOKES!
Calm down guys... that'd be scary if I was full serious. I have actually no idea what I would do.
*for all of you who don't know, I only notify if you comment on the chapter before the one you want to be reminded for, if you're confused, just ask!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Ima tell y'all a funny story, k? It's about one of my friends, so at the end you'll probably think 'the f/ck? Who is she friends with?' So, we'll call my friend Bobette. She once told me that she went down the stairs in her house in a chair... and the other day she told me that she took one of the little fishes out of the fish tank with a spoon and dropped it on the carpet so she tried to scoop it up again... Fail.
I was literally myself when she told me... like HAHAHAAHAHAAHAHAHAHNEWCHAPTERSUPVHGCFYUIHJKNABMSVJHGIUIJBKNMBDJHSGYUJBHAHAHAHAAHAHAAHAAH
Did anyone read all of that? Bet not cause in there somewhere I told you new chapters up (:
Oh && am I the only one who like balled their eyes out in Breaking Dawn part 2? I was crying so hard... oh my goosshhh!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
I want you to rock me, rock me, rock me yeah, I want you to hit the pedal, heavy medal show me you care!!
Or... I want you to f/ck me, f/ck me, f/ck me yeah.
I feel like the song describes the way I feel to most sexy guys... and this dude: http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdqispf23U1rexem6o1_500.gif
I'm not a One Direction fan... at all but I think the album is pretty good & I really like Rock Me.
I kinda realised, I am a really dirty person! Like I can make something sexual about everything and anything! WOOHOO future career as a.... uh.... ED TEACHER!
A new chapters up! <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Ello lovely! <3
New chapter's up {{read the teaser}}
Uhm... so, I'm like over excited to hear your thoughts on the next chapter BUT I have a test on Friday. Yeah, yeah, I know I said I wouldn't have any more though I had no idea. I'm doing an extension exam for Maths... psshhh, watch me FAIL but anyways, I need to study, I only may upload once until Friday.
I was looking at the year 12s in my school && wondering why the f/ck the boys in my grade aren't like that... its like -.- THE HELL! I have this guy friends, who's brother is really sexy and is in year 12 (he looks like a blue eyed version of Chase Crawford) who weighs 55kg. I'm just going to put it out there...
THE HELL?! How can a 17 year old guy weight 55kg?
Goshhh, if we got married, it'd be me carrying him not the other way around O.o YOU ALL ARE INVITED TO THE WEDDING!
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Slide and slide
and do the butterfly
and dip and dip
and shake my little hip
I want you and you to cheer with me too.
WOOOHOOOO GO TEAM! *dances like a seal*
New chapters up <3
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
So... I was just browsing the internet and found this: http://www.ashleymadison.com/
I was like... O.o THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE?!
Anywayysss, I hope you enjoy the new chapter I uploaded c:
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sugarfreak · 1 decade ago
Hello gorgeous, how are you on this fine day?
JOKES, it's raining. WHY THE F/CK IS IT RAINING IN NOVEMBER?
The day I decide to go for a run, it starts to rain and I'm just like 'RUN FASTER, MARIA'. I didn't get wet, thankfully.
Oh... the dirtiness in that sentence ;)
Chapter 18 is up & I really hope you like it, you can go and see if I killed Jesse or not. Hah! You already know the answer to that...
Sooo... I think I like a b o y & I'm just like.... D: I need someones like opinion, so pretty please with a cherry on the top comment on my profile & comment what you think of the chapter, if you think it's crappy, say so!
Actually don't, I'll probably go off at you... uh.... yeah. I take everything to offence, JUST A WARNING (:
Okay, love you all!
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lettherainhideyourtears · 1 decade ago
No problem you know that I'm always, always, ALWAYS here for you! <3 I will read your chapter right now! :)
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The Chosen One* · 1 decade ago
Hey thanks no problem xo
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PurplePinkDreams · 1 decade ago
Don't even mention it :)
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lettherainhideyourtears · 1 decade ago
haha that's okay! :) I can understand that you're busy! Aren't you at school right now? lol I'm studying for a test that I have tomorrow and right now it's 8:53 pm Tuesday! (oct 9) lol it's so weird being a day behind you! Make sure you notify me! I'll probs read it in the morning! :P
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lettherainhideyourtears · 1 decade ago
heey we haven't talked in so long, how are you? And when are you going to continue your story?
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OWLSandSPONGEBOBequalLIFE · 1 decade ago
Thanks beautiful< 3
I'm trying to show her pictures and quotes.. hoping they'll jog her memory..
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heyystories · 1 decade ago
I posted a prologue of my new story c; might or might not continue it depends on the feedback
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unforgetableCaleb · 1 decade ago
You really made my night turn for the better. Thank you for the comment. It means so much.
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gizmo4398 · 1 decade ago
new chapter! sorry it took so long.
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gizmo4398 · 1 decade ago
thanks! i let you know when the next one is up
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gizmo4398 · 1 decade ago
new chapter beautiful!
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gizmo4398 · 1 decade ago
aww thanks! ill notify you when i out a new one up
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heyystories · 1 decade ago
Okay... I had to make an epilogue. Not many of you asked for a notification since I didn't say I was going to make an epilogue. But I'm notifiying you since you commented on my last chapter! I think it would be wrong if you guys didn't know what happened after chapter 42. So anyways, it's up! Sorry if the epilogue was bad.. o.o
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