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DawnRaven
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July 12, 2014 10:19pm UTC

Okay, so if a Vampire punched himself, would it hurt because Vampire's are super strong, or would he not feel it because Vampire's are super-tough?

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jayneelove
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February 27, 2014 7:22pm UTC

3 tests, 2 quizzes, and a project all this weekyes mom if my friends all jumped off a bridge I would too

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jayneelove
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March 12, 2014 4:27pm UTC

with all the technology we have now i cant think of one good reason girls should have periods

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flyingbacon7
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 5:58pm UTC

You're sarcastic?
I'm sarcastic
Lets be friends

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Amenah
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April 11, 2014 5:32pm UTC

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Oh, you hate me?
That's nice. WHY DON'T YOU JOIN THE GROUP OF PEOPLE
waiting for me to g i v e a f υ c k ?
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phee*
posted a quote
April 12, 2014 11:21am UTC

That one person everyone likes and you're just like
w
h
y

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Amenah
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April 11, 2014 5:45pm UTC

there is a limit
to how awkward you can be without being annoying.
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yourcool
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 12:37am UTC

haha if you're bored you could
just kiss me, idk just sayin

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 11, 2014 5:54pm UTC

polar bears
aren't the only things in danger of becoming extinct nowadays.
Ever heard of o r i g i n a l i t y, bítch?
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*crybaby*
posted a quote
April 12, 2014 6:09am UTC

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT
AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND
FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

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mads*
posted a quote
April 12, 2014 9:57am UTC

My level of sarcasm's gotten to a
point where I don't even know if I'm
kidding or not.

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britany*
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April 13, 2014 12:10am UTC

Finn: it's your own star
Rachel: you named a star after me?
Finn: no, i thought about it, but then i named it Finn Hudson, because there already is a star called Rachel Berry, and she's right here on earth and she's brighter than any of those stars up there. So I wanted to make sure that whenever she feels lonely, she can look up at the sky and no matter where i am, she can know that i'm looking down on her.
-Glee

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BravoSierra
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April 14, 2014 9:57am UTC

girls with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs
so who's the real winner here

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Jordan.*
posted a quote
April 8, 2014 8:42pm UTC

I can run..
I'm slower
than a herd
of turtles
stampeding
through
peanut butter,
but I can run.

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SuperNovaChic
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April 11, 2014 1:47pm UTC

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends.

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Amenah
posted a quote
April 9, 2014 11:01am UTC

I HATE IT WHEN
YOU'RE CRYING, &
everything looks like this.

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BravoSierra
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 2:17pm UTC

put my grandma on speed dial
call that instagram

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SuperNovaChic
posted a quote
April 10, 2014 7:18pm UTC

The hardest things about a new friendship is trying to find out the boundary for jokes.

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Steve
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April 14, 2014 9:05am UTC

“Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else.”
— J.M. Barrie

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yourcool
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April 11, 2014 1:20am UTC

if i go to hell i'm gonna torture everyone
by continuously asking if it's hot in here or if it's just me

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