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jayneelove

1. jayneelove
   posted a quote
   March 12, 2014 4:27pm UTC
   with all the technology we have now i cant think of one good reason girls should have periods
   
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2. jayneelove
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   March 10, 2014 3:22pm UTC
   i just saw an add for a therapist maybe steve saw all you girls on here who need help and he cares ❤️
   
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3. jayneelove
   posted a quote
   February 27, 2014 7:22pm UTC
   3 tests, 2 quizzes, and a project all this weekyes mom if my friends all jumped off a bridge I would too
   
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4. jayneelove
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   February 26, 2014 7:21am UTC
   If im leaning on you just let me im not trying to be cute or flirty or romanticim just really fu/king tired.
   
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5. jayneelove
   posted a quote
   January 1, 2014 5:36pm UTC
   me: I havent showered since last year
   I havent eaten since last year
   I havent peed since last year
   I havent changed since last year
   my friend: You havent made any other jokes since last year
   
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6. jayneelove
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   August 21, 2013 10:55pm UTC
   girl: oh I love Kellin Quinn
   some people: hes so gay
   every teenage girl: STOP THAT HE COULD BE THE ONLY REASON SHES STILL ALIVE OMG YOUR SO INSENSITIVE
   me: I love Justin Bieber
   everyone: WHAT WHY HE SOUND LIKE A GIRL AND HE LOOKS LIKE ONE TOO HES SUCH A BAD ROLE MODEL WHAT THE HECK WHY DO YOU LIKE HIM
   
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7. jayneelove
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   August 19, 2013 12:04am UTC
   if gas prices were as low as my self esteem the economy would be doing ok
   
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8. jayneelove
   posted a quote
   July 17, 2013 9:04pm UTC
   when doublesidedice faves one of your quotes :O
   
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9. jayneelove
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   July 13, 2013 7:41pm UTC
   friends mom: who are talking to?
   me: no one im looking at a gif of Kristen Bell laughing
   her: your an odd one
   
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10. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    June 2, 2013 12:42am UTC
    because no matter how many times he tells you, you just wont belive your perfect
    ❤
    
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11. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 10:46pm UTC
    *on witty on my friends laptop*
    me: you should make a witty
    her:nah... do you make witties?
    me: There called Quotes Qoutes
    
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12. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    February 6, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    i get real offended
    when my friend asks me a
    question during class and
    then they go and ask
    another person for
    confirmation like do u
    not trust me
    I compleatly understand
    
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13. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    January 29, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    if you date me you get the laugh the friends the awkwardness the way-to-loudness if you date me you get the whole packedge
    Thats why in single guys...
    
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14. jayneelove
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    January 28, 2013 3:48pm UTC
    No I get it his eyes are just so ASDFJKKL
    
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15. jayneelove
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    January 17, 2013 8:55pm UTC
    This morning I woke up got fully dressed hair and makeup done went downstairs looked at the clock and realized it was 4 am
    -_________________-
    
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16. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:44pm UTC
    my hair smells nice.....
    
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17. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    December 23, 2012 6:35pm UTC
    SANTA!
    OMYGOD SANTAS COMING!
    I KNOW HIM....
    I know him
    
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18. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    November 14, 2012 7:25pm UTC
    that one kid in class that goes all-out on projects and makes everyone else look bad...
    
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19. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    September 25, 2012 6:49pm UTC
    her: i love him!!
    mw: you dont know what love is...
    her: Yes! i do!
    me: ok if you say so
    her: god i hate when people say im to young to love someone i mean come on like were 12 already!
    *later that night*
    her: guys idk what to do i think i like someone else
    me: -.- you've got to be kidding me....
    
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20. jayneelove
    posted a quote
    August 26, 2012 6:05pm UTC
    Guys have a fight, throw a few punches, and it's over, back to normal
    Girls have a fight and they don't fight fair. They gang up, they keep secrets, they plot, they backstab and they gossip
    and its never the same again
    
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