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jasmineanddorian

1. jasmineanddorian
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   October 28, 2012 10:51am UTC
   Watch this H-a-double l-o-w-double e-n spells halloween Press Like if YOU cant wait! LOL
   
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2. jasmineanddorian
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   August 15, 2012 8:19pm UTC
   Love is just like food you want you get it if not just 4-get it!
   
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3. jasmineanddorian
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   August 9, 2012 2:33pm UTC
   Mom:Do the dishes
   Me:No!
   Mom:Fine I will
   Mom:[Whispers]Jayden do the dishes
   Jayden:Sis Mom told me to do the dishes
   Me:What the h*** did you say to him mom
   Mom:Wait no you dont understand
   Me:Yes you do damn it
   Mom:Oh my F***ing god look at the time
   This story was brought to you by jasmine.Jasmine shes standing right there!
   
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4. jasmineanddorian
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   August 7, 2012 11:46am UTC
   How could i be so young and break up with my best friend ahh help me!! im 19 not 9
   
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5. jasmineanddorian
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   August 7, 2012 11:29am UTC
   1 thing
   2 do
   3 words
   4 you
   I love you
   This is for u dorian
   
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6. jasmineanddorian
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   August 1, 2012 12:29pm UTC
   Hot and dangerous if u one of us then roll with us if its ur day then say horray now go-o-o-o-o
   
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7. jasmineanddorian
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   July 30, 2012 5:26pm UTC
   Sup Pll
   
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8. jasmineanddorian
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   July 29, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   Usa Usa Usa usa Usa Usa Love my country
   
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