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Jane Bond*

1. Jane Bond*
   posted a quote
   July 22, 2014 8:28am UTC
   Don't categrorize yourself
   The things you do,the thoughts you have,the way you see th world,and even the way you look,can change
   Life is unpredictable.
   Stop taking yourself so damn seriously..
   
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2. Jane Bond*
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   July 22, 2014 8:20am UTC
   Steve's face is probably the best kept secret on the internet.
   
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3. Jane Bond*
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   May 5, 2014 2:14pm UTC
   why i don't have many friends:
   Friend: Harry potter isnt real.
   me: so you're saying all this has been happening inside my head?
   Friend: ofcourse its all happening inside your head!--
   me:why on earth should that mean its not real?
   Friend: *facepalms*
   
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4. Jane Bond*
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   May 4, 2014 7:03am UTC
   I don’t understand how my room gets so messy when I literally sit in one spot with my laptop all day.
   
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5. Jane Bond*
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   April 20, 2014 3:56pm UTC
   "I used to be self conscious about my heing, but then i thought f.uck that i'm harry potter."
   -Daniel Radcliffe
   
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6. Jane Bond*
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   April 20, 2014 3:52pm UTC
   That girl you just called fat?who cares about her backstory,you just shouldn't be a dick to people like,do we really need a trafic story to stop being mean to each other?wtf
   
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7. Jane Bond*
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   April 20, 2014 3:47pm UTC
   my internet was down for 5 months,so i decided to spend time with my family.
   They seem like nice people.
   
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8. Jane Bond*
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   April 4, 2014 4:31pm UTC
   You matter.
   You do.
   You have no idea how important you are .
   You may think that you are useless here, but you make so many changes in the word.
   Your words could affect someone.
   Tell someone that you love them and watch their face changing.
   Their whole body would change and react to your words.
   You can become someone's addiction.
   They would literally need to see you or talk to you every single day.
   You become a part of them.
   You may own the parts that a person needs in their life.
   Like a puzzle.
   Everything you do change people.
   Every little thing you do is important.
   Good or bad, it affects people.
   
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9. Jane Bond*
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   April 3, 2014 5:04pm UTC
   Goodnight!
   Format by Breeze
   
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10. Jane Bond*
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    April 1, 2014 7:25pm UTC
    i cried on my eleventh birthday because i didn't get a hogwarts letter.
    
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11. Jane Bond*
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    April 1, 2014 7:22pm UTC
    damn,i'm so sporty. I surf the internet
    
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12. Jane Bond*
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    April 1, 2014 7:19pm UTC
    & on wednesday we wear pink.
    
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13. Jane Bond*
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    April 1, 2014 11:14am UTC
    Am i the only person who doesn't find beyonce attractive?
    
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14. Jane Bond*
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    March 26, 2014 4:22pm UTC
    Harry: why don't you have a nose?
    voldemort:
    Dumbledore: omg harry,you can't just ask people why they don't have a nose
    
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15. Jane Bond*
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    March 19, 2014 12:27pm UTC
    popular girl: i'm so hot.
    me: *pours a bucket full of cold water on her*
    
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16. Jane Bond*
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    March 18, 2014 5:12pm UTC
    Saying
    'I notice you're a nerd'
    is like saying,
    'Hey, I notice that you'd rather be intelligent than be stupid, that you'd rather be thoughtful than be vapid, that you believe that there are things that matter more than the arrest record of Lindsay Lohan'
    
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17. Jane Bond*
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    March 17, 2014 7:14pm UTC
    Those who are heartless,once cared too much.
    
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18. Jane Bond*
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    March 17, 2014 2:02pm UTC
    “If you're reading this...
    Congratulations, you're alive.
    If that's not something to smile about,
    then I don't know what is.”
    
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19. Jane Bond*
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    March 16, 2014 8:39am UTC
    I have a confesion,it was me who let the dogs out.
    
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20. Jane Bond*
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    March 16, 2014 6:32am UTC
    I don't get how people can listen to rihanna or katy perry when they've got Hayley Williams.
    
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