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1. jamiesk
   posted a quote
   June 8, 2013 7:53pm UTC
   Normal friend:
   Wow you are so cute and good looking!
   Best friend:
   Shrek called, he wants his face back.
   format credit
   jamiesk
   
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2. jamiesk
   posted a quote
   May 26, 2013 11:59am UTC
   Five year old me: I want to become a mermaid!
   Fifteen year old me: I said mermaid, not whale!
   
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3. jamiesk
   posted a quote
   April 28, 2013 8:49am UTC
   BravoSierra's format
   That horrible moment
   when you realize 2007 was six years ago.
   
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4. jamiesk
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 11:01am UTC
   i am going to get a top quote today
   jimmy365 comes on
   :(
   
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5. jamiesk
   posted a quote
   April 27, 2013 10:41am UTC
   darkness can not drive out darkness,
   only light can do that.
   light can not drive out light,
   only darkness can do that.
   hate can not drive out hate,
   only love can do that.
   love can not drive out love,
   only hate can do that.
   -martin luther king jr
   
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6. jamiesk
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   April 24, 2013 9:37pm UTC
   she wore jean shortsand i saw her bush
   
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7. jamiesk
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   April 18, 2013 9:22pm UTC
   i should get off witty and do home work
   yea no
   
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8. jamiesk
   posted a quote
   March 30, 2013 9:20pm UTC
   everything will be ok in the end, if its not ok its not the end
   
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9. jamiesk
   posted a quote
   March 29, 2013 9:37am UTC
   me and my best friends text convo:
   me: what are you wearing for graduation and the dance
   her: for graduation i am weariing this sripey dress that is up to about my knees and for the dance i am wearing a pink and purple dress that is hard to explain
   me: cute i am wearing a flowy dress thats blue with white stuff and i didnt get my dance dresss yet
   her: my graduation dress makes my boobs hurt because of my fat
   me: they are shipping my dress because they didnt have an exta large
   her: akward
   me: i hate you
   
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10. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 26, 2013 6:39pm UTC
    when thre is no emoticon/emoji for your feeling
    
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11. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:37pm UTC
    who knew that on kidz bop thrift shop it goes 'walk into the club like what up i got a cool mom,' no joke if you dont belive me then search the lyrics
    
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12. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 25, 2013 9:22am UTC
    click to see this quote
    
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13. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 24, 2013 8:21am UTC
    that awkard moment when you tell you parents something funny someone did and they make it into a life lesson O_o
    
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14. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 3:22pm UTC
    there was an error adding your comment. slow down, my friend!
    there was an error adding your comment. Control your excitment!
    there was an error adding your comment. Control your excitment!
    there was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
    there was an error adding your comment. Simmer down!
    
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15. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2013 9:38am UTC
    this is probably the song of my life:
    chubbly
    single
    & ready for my
    4th box of pingles
    o yea
    
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16. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 4:31pm UTC
    after an argument i always think of awesome things i could have said
    
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17. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 8, 2013 8:24am UTC
    color of your shirt + object to your left = your superhero name
    
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18. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    March 4, 2013 9:36pm UTC
    is it just me or do you hate it when you have a full glass of water and the waiters just overflow it like you actually need water
    
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19. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    February 16, 2013 5:00pm UTC
    how in the world did they think of ideas for spongebob
    what if it was leif erikson day and no one was home so spongebob made a bubble that no one liked but then the bubble came to life and flew away
    
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20. jamiesk
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2013 10:43pm UTC
    so he calls me up and he's like "i still love you" and im like "wait are you joe,lucas, john,taylor, tory, toby, jake, zac, garrett, eddie, conor, patrick or harry?"
    nmq
    
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