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Member Since: 1 May 2011 04:49pm

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 heyyyy im jamison,
but everyone calls me ginger.
and so ive been told,
im a tad bit amazing.....

just sayin

  1. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 21, 2011 10:59pm UTC
    anyone who says nothings impossible has obviously never tried to staple jello to a tree...

  2. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2011 8:51pm UTC
    that awkward moment when your just chilling at a park and bruno mars wallks by dragging a piano

  3. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 10:42pm UTC
    *for girls eyes ONLY*
    IF YOU'RE A BOY, EXIT THIS BULLETIN CAUSE IT RUINS EVERYTHING -_-
    GIRL TALK
    Did you know...
    ~kissing is healthy
    ~It's good to cry
    ~Chicken soup actually makes you feel better
    ~94% of boys would love it if you sent them flowers
    ~Lying is actually unhealthy
    ~Only apply mascara to your top lashes
    ~It's actually true, boys DO insult you when they like you!
    ~89% of guys want YOU to make the 1st move
    ~But 99.99% of girls want guys to make the first move
    ~Chocolate will make you feel better!
    ~Most boys think it's cute when you say the wrong thing.
    ~A good friend never judges.
    ~A good foundation will hide hickeys!..not that you have any
    ~Boys aren't worth your tears
    ~We ALL love surprises !! •♥•♥Now.... Make a wish! •♥•♥Wish REALLLLLLY hard !!!
    WISH WISH WISH WISH
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    Congratulations!! Your wish has just been received repost this with the title
    *for girls eyes ONLY*
    in the next 15 minutes and... Your wish WILL BE GRANTED

  4. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 7:15pm UTC
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  5. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 16, 2011 7:10pm UTC
    Guys: Put your hands around her waist firmly
    Girls: lay your head back on his shoulder and put your arms on his.
    Guys: whisper in her ear
    Girls: giggle
    Girls: whenever he tries to kiss you, don't just let him, kiss him back!
    Girls: When you want to cuddle with him, tell him you're cold
    Guys: automatically move closer to her. (if your stupid then you'll either say "me too" or you'll give her your jacket... don't)
    Girls: During a movie, if he puts his arm around you, tilt your head on his shoulder
    Guys: lift her chin up and kiss her
    Guys: When she tells you she loves you, look deep into her eyes, give her a peck on the lips, and tell her you love her too... and mean it!
    Girls: When you're both laying under the stars, put your head on his chest and close your eyes as you listen to his steady heart beat
    Guys: whisper in her ear and link your hands with hers!
    Now make a wish about something you would like to happen between you and your crush
    *************
    STOP!! STOP!! STOP!! STOP!!
    now copy and repost this if you don't you'll have bad relationships for 69 years
    by 12pm tonight ur 1 true love will realize how
    much they want you
    -NM

  6. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 15, 2011 10:14am UTC
    on a sheet of paper,write:
    #1. a person of the opposite gender.
    #2. red, black, blue, green, or yellow
    #3. your first initial
    #4. your month of birth
    #5. black or white
    #6. a person of your gender
    #7. California or Florida
    #8. lake or ocean
    #9. a realistic wish
    SCROLL DOWN
    T H E A N S W E R S
    1. You are completely in love with this person
    2. If you chose:
    Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
    Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
    Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
    Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the one you love.
    Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
    3. If your initial is:
    A-K: You have a lot of love and friendship in your life.
    L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is to blossom
    S-Z:You like to help others and your future love life looks very good
    4. If you were born in:
    Jan-Mar:The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected
    Apr-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but with memories that will last forever
    July-Sep: You will have a great year and experience a major life changing experience for the good
    Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually, you will find yoursoulmate
    5. If you chose:
    Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard for you at the time but it will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
    White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
    6. This person is your best friend.
    7. If you chose:
    California: You like adventures
    Florida: You are laid back
    8. If you chose:
    Lake: you are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
    Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
    9. This wish will only come true if you re-post this bulletin on your profile within the next hour and it will come true before your next birthday

  7. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 14, 2011 9:55pm UTC
    i hope you choke and die
    on every single lie
    that you told to me

  8. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 11, 2011 10:06pm UTC
    PLANTERS DELUXE NUTS,
    cashews,almonds,pecans,brazil nuts,and macadamia nuts come in this can
    "i didnt know nuts came from brazil"
    ""apparently nuts come from all kinds of places" ;)
    MLIA!!!!!!!

  9. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 10, 2011 3:00pm UTC
    That awkward moment,
    when Harry Potter puts his
    invisibility cloak on
    inside out...

  10. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 9:12pm UTC
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  11. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    June 7, 2011 6:33pm UTC
    Dear men of the world,
    listen and learn....
    sincerely,
    bruno mars

  12. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    May 17, 2011 5:16pm UTC
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  13. jamieraze15 jamieraze15
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2011 5:39pm UTC
    why is justin beiber so pale???????
    cuz theres no sun in the closet.....
    tehe ;)

:)

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