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  1. jassayloux jassayloux
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 2:29pm UTC
    Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
    Friend: No.
    Me: Ask me if I'm a tree
    Friend: NO
    Me: Ask me if I'm a tree.
    Friend: FINE, ARE YOU A F//CKING TREE?!
    Me: Lol, no.
    ©jassayloux

  2. Pesadilla Pesadilla
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 2:00pm UTC
    All credit to Pesadilla. Do not steal.
    Everyone has secrets,
    some people are just better a keeping them.

  3. ImmaBelieber67 ImmaBelieber67
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 2:13pm UTC
    "She saidshe would
    say hi to God for me,
    that broke my heart
    - Justin Bieber ♥
    format credit to OneDirection

  4. Bluesoulflame Bluesoulflame
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 1:51pm UTC
    Well, aren't you a bundle of sunshine.
    {<3} if you just read this in a sarcastic voice.

  5. iloveyoualot iloveyoualot
    posted a quote
    September 28, 2012 12:02pm UTC
    I'msorry
    Im sorry mom and dad for not being as perfect as you wanted me to be..... im sorry for hurting you im sorry for hurting myself...... I really did want to get better.

  6. CandyBurst CandyBurst
    posted a quote
    May 3, 2012 3:10pm UTC
    I’m blonde; I must be stupid.
    I’m brunette; I must be boring.
    I have red hair; I must have a fiery temper.
    I have black hair, I must be eccentric.
    I dye my hair; I must be trying to be someone.
    I wear make-up; I must be fake.
    I wear skirts; I must be a slag.
    I like football; I must be a lesbian.
    I’m rich; I must be spoilt.
    I’m poor; Imust be a tramp.
    I wear black; I must be a goth.
    I wear hoodies; Imustbe causing trouble.
    I’m skinny; I muststarve myself.
    I’m curvy; I must constantly eat.
    I’m smart; I must be a nerd.
    I’m independent; I must be a loner.
    I cry; I must be a baby.
    I’m not like you; I must be weird.
    I’m like you; I must be copying.
    I’m religious; I must make you be the same.
    I’m young; I must be naïve.
    I’m old; I must be unable to look after myself.
    I’m a teenager; I must always be up to no good.
    I’m a straight-A student; I must have no social life.
    I have no job; I must be lazy.
    I have a good job; I must be a snob.
    I’m foreign; I must be pocketing your tax.
    I am human; I must be stereotyped.

  7. Jade672 Jade672
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:27pm UTC
    Before I die I want to;
    Meet all my witty friends. Write a song. Win the lottery.
    Have someone win me a giant stuffed animal. Get a tattoo.
    Go to prom. Watch never say never with Justin Bieber.
    Have a wardrobe I actually like. Visit toronto. Walk through
    a drive-thru. Visit the mall of america. Visit jamaica.
    Got to the U.S.A. Use a fake name at starbucks. Have a house
    with a tire swing. Have a closet full of tie-dye. Go to a concert.
    Take a picture with him. Be able to sing good.
    Redecorate my bedroom.Tell everyone what I really think of them.
    Recieve rainbow roses. Bake rainbow cupcakes. Propose to a stranger
    with a pop ring. Throw a pool party. Live with my friends.
    Have a paint fight. Open a cupcakery. Be the OLLG at a JB concert.
    Go on a no-budget shopping spree. Feel confident without make up.
    Have mermaid hair. Make out with someone with pop rocks in my mouth. Grow my hair long again. Live past 12/21/12. Meet Justin Bieber.
    Let my nails grow. Live in my dream house. Have a huge water fight.
    Have perfect teeth. Have my first kiss. Finish a wreck this journal.
    Have my dream body. Find a four leaf clover. Become a model.
    Do cheerleading. Have a wish come true.

  8. JustMeHere JustMeHere
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    *Has 6 Petals*
    1st: He loves me.
    2nd: He loves me not.
    3rd: He loves me.
    4th: He loves me not.
    5th: He loves me.
    6th: He Loves Me Not.
    *rips in half*
    Awh he loves me ♥
    nmf

  9. mayday mayday
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:41pm UTC
    Someone has to fall
    in love with me
    »eventually, right?♥

  10. dearoceantown* dearoceantown*
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 12:11pm UTC
    Don't you worry your
    pretty lit tle mind,
    people throw rocks at things that shine♥

  11. almostforever almostforever
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 2:32pm UTC
    If my best friend
    got diagnosed with cancer, i'd shave my head for her.

  12. sophsunflower12 sophsunflower12
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 3:02pm UTC
    "you're weird."
    "AW! THANK YOU!"

  13. skinnyminikitty skinnyminikitty
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 1:53pm UTC
    what if this
    planet was really just a reality tv show for other planets :0
    mind=blown

  14. tracylivesunderyourbed tracylivesunderyourbed
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 1:09pm UTC
    "But you're my best friend"
    I'm sorry but I didn't know
    backstabbers, liars, betrayers, fakers
    we're under the category best friend.

  15. limittolove limittolove
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:08pm UTC
    Just because
    You learn to live without someone,
    Doesn't mean that you don't
    think about them
    everyday ♥

  16. Jasmine112 Jasmine112
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2012 4:50pm UTC
    That awkward eye contact with someone
    when they're aleady looking at you...o.o

  17. xoxoloveyourlifexoxo xoxoloveyourlifexoxo
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 8:03am UTC
    *Gets new haircut*
    No one notices until at least a week after.
    [[ seems legit ]]

  18. DuckyMoMo11 DuckyMoMo11
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:05pm UTC
    Life isn't like Burger King
    You can't always have it your way

  19. 2CuteForU 2CuteForU
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2012 9:06pm UTC
    Mom, I have a boyfriend.
    Aw, really? What's his name?
    Harry Styles.
    Well, I can't wait to meet him
    Same here.


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    January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC
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