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Hey everybody! I'm a middle school guy, and I hope you like my witty! Most of the time, I will be posting under "funny"

jamiec
posted a quote
June 13, 2012 8:58pm UTC

Raisin or chocolate chip?
And that's why I have trust issues.

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jamiec
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June 7, 2012 10:21pm UTC

FRIENDS
Don't let you do weird stuff.
BEST FRIENDS
Don't let you do weird stuff alone.

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jamiec
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June 7, 2012 10:13pm UTC

What the heck do girls use pencils for in the bathroom?
Crossword puzzles. Duh.
-J. Marbles.

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jamiec
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June 7, 2012 5:08pm UTC

They call me the Hiphopotamus
Owns that glow like phosphourous
Poppin' off the top of this esophagus
Rockin' this metropolis
I'm not a large water-dwelling mammal
Where did you get that preposterous hypothesis?
-Flight of the Conchords
Possibly the most impressive lyrics ever. You obviously can't be picky with meanings when you're trying to rhyme with esophagus.

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jamiec
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June 7, 2012 4:56pm UTC

What do you get when you put a Landshark with a Landshark?
JESUS.
-Jenna Marbles

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jamiec
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June 7, 2012 4:30pm UTC

When life gives you lemons,
TAKE THEM
Because hey, free lemons.

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jamiec
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June 7, 2012 12:38pm UTC

Adventure Time
C'mon grab your friends
We'll go to very distant lands
With Jake the Dog
And Finn the Human,
The fun will never end, it's
ADVENTURE TIME!!

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jamiec
posted a quote
June 3, 2012 9:00pm UTC

Today on the straw box it said:
STRAWS ARE WATERPROOF.
Thanks guys, I really needed to know that.

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jamiec
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:35pm UTC

Google vs. Yahoo
Yahoo: " Unicorn are real"
Google: "Unicorns are for gangsters"
Now I know why everyone uses Google.

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jamiec
posted a quote
June 2, 2012 9:40am UTC

Do you know who I hate?
Those guys that think girls are weird. Which is about 95% of the guys in my grade. Sigh...can't wait for them to grow up.

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jamiec
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June 1, 2012 11:40pm UTC

Do you know who I hate?
Those guys that think girls are weird. Which is about 95% of the guys in my grade. Sigh...can't wait for them to grow up.

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jamiec
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June 1, 2012 11:37pm UTC

I just finished watching Step Up, and dancing is now officially the coolest thing ever thanks to Channing Tatum. I'm gonna pretend I HAVEN'T been spending the past two hours trying to dance like him.

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jamiec
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June 1, 2012 11:26pm UTC

GLEE, what happened to Klaine? Seriously!

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jamiec
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June 1, 2012 11:17pm UTC

The one thing I hate about GLEE is it makes us American's look stupid. I mean where not THAT dumb!

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jamiec
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June 1, 2012 11:14pm UTC

Twilight vs. Harry Potter
Both are good, and I think they are both about the...
Who am I kidding? HARRY POTTER FOR LIFE!
Though I must admit, FOR NARNIA! is a lot more fun to yell ;)

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jamiec
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June 1, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Friend: Who's your fav 1D member?
Me: Well Niall of course!! No duh!!
Friend: Oh wait you're a guy....nevermind.....
Me: Too late. Now don't even start about Liam Hemsworth...

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jamiec
posted a quote
June 1, 2012 10:51pm UTC

Friend: Who's your fav 1D member?
Me: Well Niall of course!! No duh!!
Friend: Oh wait you're a guy....nevermind.....
Me: Too late. Now don't even start about Liam Hemsworth...

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