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  1. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    December 8, 2011 7:39pm UTC
    You seem shy
    b u t o h s o c u t e .
    Format credit: DamnnTaylerx

  2. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    December 1, 2011 7:09pm UTC
    Dear 11/11/11 11:11,
    You disappointed me.
    Sincerely,
    millions of teenage girls

  3. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 30, 2011 4:55pm UTC
    and this is what I look like to him,
    invisible.

  4. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 28, 2011 7:31pm UTC
    That moment when you can't even talk to your
    best friend
    about something.

  5. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:59pm UTC
    and if you asked me if i loved him,
    I'd lie♥

  6. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 25, 2011 3:49pm UTC
    Have you ever thought that
    oxygen is poisonous and it just takes around
    90 years to kill us?
    **mindblown**
    Format by Sandrasaurus

  7. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 15, 2011 6:15pm UTC
    THE BUBBLER.
    It's a Wisconsin thing.

  8. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 13, 2011 2:17pm UTC
    That bittersweet moment
    when you talk to you somebody you thought you
    absolutely hated for the first time in months, and you realize
    you just missed them like crazy.

  9. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 12, 2011 1:15pm UTC
    click to see this quote

  10. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 6, 2011 8:33pm UTC
    I throw my homework in the
    air sometimes
    saying "AYOOO,
    l
    I'll take a zero!"
    N MF NMQ

  11. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    November 4, 2011 8:01pm UTC
    I hate when belts
    come in two sizes...
    anorexic or
    700 lb man.

  12. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 25, 2011 5:09pm UTC
    THE STAGES OF A SONG:
    1. Ehh, this song is okay.
    2. Wow, i really love this song!
    3. I AM IN LOVE WITH THIS SONG.
    4. Okay, the radio can stop playing it, it's getting kinda old.
    5. TURN THIS MOTHERF**KING SONG OFF!!!!!!!!!
    6. I haven't heard this song in a while, i wonder why i ever hated it..♥

  13. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 23, 2011 9:15pm UTC
    Looking at a hot guy and thinking
    "We're going to get
    married someday..
    he just doesn't know it yet."
    nmf, probably not my quote

  14. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 22, 2011 9:38pm UTC
    Whenever I'm home alone
    I only feel safe with my dog in the same room as me
    Because she'll save me if a cereal killer comes in and tries to attack me.

  15. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 15, 2011 4:11pm UTC
    Cross country is
    the only sport
    where a guy with a gun tells you to
    take your pants off
    <3 /nmqnmf

  16. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 12, 2011 10:07pm UTC
    and he's the reason
    i straighten my hair for 30 minutes every day.

  17. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 9, 2011 12:53pm UTC
    I want that guy who
    will text ME first.
    won't lie to me.
    will show me off to his friends.
    will let me cry on their shoulder.
    will make me finally feel good about myself.♥
    I know that's a lot to as for,
    but all my friends have it..except for me.

  18. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    October 8, 2011 4:42pm UTC
    And if i had nine lives
    I would live them all with
    you
    nmf

  19. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    September 30, 2011 10:44pm UTC
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    And we all know that one girl
    Who thinks she has the biggest boobs
    When she's flatter than a brick wall...
    •••••••••••••••••••••••••••
    Format by FaveFormats

  20. jamaymay jamaymay
    posted a quote
    September 22, 2011 6:43pm UTC
    I know my sport is hard
    because it's your
    sports punishment.
    sincerely, cross country runners
    nmf

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