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Member Since: 10 Mar 2011 08:43pm

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Hello there!(:
My name is

Jake(:
(If you want you can call me BJ {BI Jake} )

My B Day is March 21st, i LOVE the colors black and green, but i love my little sister Katie more! maddyisahhhmazing, TheWordsUnspoken, and Young_Lovex3, are EXTREMELY awesome and i would love it if u guys followed them!! iluvnsn is the sweetest, nicest, most helpful and the most beautiful person you will ever meet (Shes amazing and i love her if you couldnt already tell!). PartyLikeAMillionaire is AMAZINGLY talented and made this epicly cool layout for me! Leave me a comment and I'll respond to it ASAP and if you wanna know anything else, don't be afraid to ask!

Me iz out! (XD ghetto.)

jakedude
posted a quote
July 27, 2011 10:39pm UTC

Ok, it's official, im quitting Witty. Yep, you all heard (well read) it, JAKE IS LEAVING WITTY PROFILES! You guys know i love (most of) you, and i'm really sorry to say goodbye so soon! I hope you guys dont forget me too fast, haha.
Peace girls/ guys
<3 Jake

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jakedude
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June 22, 2011 7:28pm UTC

If i get 40+ favs, i will get my boyfriends name printed on my skateboard in big bold letters. For some reason, i cant find the guts to do it...

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 6:52pm UTC

Confession #6:
I yelled in my best friends face. Called her a hoe and to get back to the strip club were she belongs. Biggest mistake of my life

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 22, 2011 6:46pm UTC

confession #5:
I have messed up a lot in my teenage years and will keep messing up until someone, some were, gives me another chance.

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 21, 2011 7:17pm UTC

Confession #4:
I once left my little sister alone in the rain with nothing on but i cute little sun dress. I cried into my pillow that whole night.

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 6:45pm UTC

Confession #3:
I never lied to my mom and how dose she reword me? Leaves me and my little sister to take care of ourselves. I never let her back in.

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 6:33pm UTC

Confession #2:
I don't have many friends and was bullied at school. I was glad when i got expelled a few months ago...

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 6:29pm UTC

Confession #1:
I told my little sister I would stop smoking but I never could find the guts to actually quite :(

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 17, 2011 6:14pm UTC

I'll say one confession for every like ;D deal?

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jakedude
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June 12, 2011 1:40pm UTC

*Cousins making my voicemail*
Cousin: *singing random words* Ok so you have just called Jakes phone and you... your beautiful. So beautiful. Your just SOO beautiful. *starts crying* YOUR SO BEAUTIFUL! SOO DAMN BEUTIFUL! *cries for a little more*
voicemail: please leave a message after the beep... BEEEEEP
XD <3333

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 5, 2011 2:59am UTC

He owned ever part of me
till there was
nothing left for
anyone else.
Well now,
Hun,
I'm for sale
<3

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jakedude
posted a quote
June 4, 2011 11:49pm UTC

So i'm going to camp for 4 WEEKS! :( Working for a little over 4 so i wont be on Witty for a while... I'll make one last quote before i leave and PROMISE to come back :) love you all and stay beautiful <3
~Jake(y)

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jakedude
posted a quote
May 14, 2011 8:56am UTC

holy crap witty has a chat link....

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jakedude
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 1:21pm UTC

Everytime I see him i fall a little bit harder
Everytime he sees me im just another girl to look at
~ Credit to futurekissxoxo
(who jacked my laptop just to write this <3)

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jakedude
posted a quote
May 11, 2011 1:16pm UTC

Once Upon A Time
THE END
~Credit to my best friend :)

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jakedude
posted a quote
May 2, 2011 6:21pm UTC

Fun
Reliable
Interesting
Enough
Noligable
Dudes
Sisters
VS.
Beast
Entertaning
Suckers
Trouble- makers
Funny
Rare
Idealistic
Exotic
Narrow- minded
Ditzy
Super

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jakedude
posted a quote
April 23, 2011 12:36pm UTC

My friends dad is the devil...
When I die and go to hell...
I'm going to ask for the King's Sweet
:D

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jakedude
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 12:44pm UTC

( ↑ )
Above
The
Inflowence

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jakedude
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 12:05pm UTC

I created my account to help girls in need of it and how do i get paid back? Being called fake. Some of you can be really greaty...

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jakedude
posted a quote
April 2, 2011 11:22am UTC

I have 96 followers... strange isn't it?

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