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jade101
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:11pm UTC

Read If You Have A Heart!
My Mom is Very Sick.
Please Pray For Her.
She Is My Hero.
I Need Her.
My Dad Left Me When
I Was Little.
She is All I Have.

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MacKenzieSwims
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 11:41pm UTC

Operator: 911, please hold.
Me: stop murdering me for a sec; we're on hold
Killer: Oh okay, sorry.

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Popcorn27
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 9:41pm UTC

I'm in love with the thought of
Being in love with you ♥

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ThatsSoMeee
posted a quote
June 5, 2012 3:07pm UTC

I wonder
if anyone is secretly in love with me

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walkingtravesty
posted a quote
June 4, 2012 10:10pm UTC

Ghost hunters: Can you communicate with us?
*Door creaks*
Ghost hunters: Oh so your name is William?
nmq

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jahsha
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:55pm UTC

everything
is so
FUNNY
when your
teacher
is telling you
to be
quiet
during class
like if you agree (:

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iwontgiveup
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:53pm UTC

He kissed me.
He kissed me.
He really,really kissed me.

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dominater3699
posted a quote
May 8, 2012 6:53pm UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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hockeygurl17
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 9:22pm UTC

Dear shaving commercials,
Please stop shaving already hairless legs. If you want impress us shave a gorilla.
Sincerely, the world.

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hahahaaaloveeelifee
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:32pm UTC

If you want
breakfast in bed,
sleep in
the
kitchen.
nmf

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MyWittyProfile
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 8:26pm UTC

Ever since
I found Witty
&+
One Direction
My grades went in One Direction
and it wasn't up

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codysimpsoncrs
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:11pm UTC

Niall- "one day I want to have kids"
Zayn-"Thats never going to happen, your never going to get pregnant"

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Xoxoshannonxoxo
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

Harry: Im sitting on the couch across from you, you look sexxy
Louis: Your slowly seducing me with your curls
Harry: I know, that was the plan

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TheGirlWhoDared
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 7:02pm UTC

Hey!
Ok so for everyone who likes this,
I will go on your profile,
And write a nice
Paragraph,
Based on
What I
See
On
Your
Profile!
It may take
Me a While,
But I promice
I will write one!
Thank You!!!!!!!

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neversaynever40
posted a quote
May 7, 2012 6:41pm UTC

A teenage boy in my town has Leukemia.
He used to look so happy, now he is so ill. All skin and bones.My heart breaks for his family.
Kick cancer in the butt,Tucker. :)
Fav if you support him & his family </3

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ADropInTheOceanxo
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 9:42am UTC

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kylaz323
posted a quote
May 3, 2012 9:20pm UTC

Did it hurt?
Aw when I fell from heaven?(: ♥
NO...When you blasted through the firey depths of hell.

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macjohnson8
posted a quote
May 4, 2012 8:56am UTC

Guys, My Mom Just Had a Baby!It's a Girl!Her name is Molly Shaye Johnson,And She's the Fourth Child.I Hope She Doesn't Have Breathing Problems,Like I Had.Can Witty Wish the Best for Molly?Can I Get at Least 17 FavsFor the 17 Letters in Her Name?Thanks!

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