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  1. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 7:36am UTC
    I've worked out the mystery behind all these IMVU adverts on witty,
    Steve must have realised we don't leave our rooms yet want a relationship,
    and saw an opportunity to offer us love online.
    well played, Steve, well played.

  2. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 7:33am UTC
    if I was in an 'I love you' situation it'd probably be like
    guy: I love you
    me: I love... food..

  3. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    June 23, 2013 5:01am UTC
    I don't know how you guys bond with your siblings, but I sit with my litle brother and look at jokes on witty

  4. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 6:04pm UTC
    when my brother was little, his teeth were knocked out and didn't grow back for years,
    my dad to me: I'll knock your teeth out
    my little brother: if he does, can I have them?

  5. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    June 22, 2013 5:53pm UTC
    BAZINGA,
    PUNK

  6. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 6:42pm UTC
    any good songs guys?

  7. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 11:52am UTC
    woman - women,
    singular - pluaral,
    there's a difference
    man - men
    singular - plural,
    there's a difference
    person - people
    singular - plural
    there's a difference
    one person doing something, doesn't mean people can be blamed,
    similarly, one muslim does something, doesn't mean muslims can be blamed,
    we don't want to 'hurt you', or 'kill you', or 'take over the west' (wtf who came up with that one)
    we're each accountable for ourselves, not the actions of other people.

  8. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:32am UTC
    if we could just take our end of year exams in the shower rather than in a school hall, we'd get much higher grades.

  9. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    May 30, 2013 9:14am UTC
    parents: dont talk to your friends online
    parents: dont talk to your friends on the phone
    parents: dont go out with your friends
    parents: dont go to your friends houses
    parents: dont even have friends
    now you're f/cking surprised that I ended up feeling like a lonely peice of sh/t?

  10. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    May 29, 2013 10:25am UTC
    mum: (from downstairs) what are you doing?
    me: im upstairs
    mum: yeah, but what are you doing
    me: im upstairs, that's all

  11. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    May 1, 2013 11:53am UTC
    think before you speak,
    just before you've forgotten what you said,
    doesn't mean they have

  12. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 28, 2013 9:54am UTC
    we're all of the stars,
    we've faded away,
    just try not to worry,
    you'll see them someday,
    just take what you need,
    and be on your way,
    and stop crying your heart out.

  13. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 1:54pm UTC
    I didn't think it was possible to cry this much

  14. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2013 5:06am UTC
    I'm too lazy to do my homework
    instead im sitting here making qoutes about being lazy

  15. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 24, 2013 3:32pm UTC
    one minute i smile, the next I just want to cry

  16. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 22, 2013 2:47pm UTC
    did you know?
    1.low self-esteem is a thinking disorder in which an individual views him/herself as inadequate, unworthy, unlovable, and/or incompetent. Once formed, this negative view of self permeates every thought, producing faulty assumptions and ongoing self-defeating behavior.
    2.Among high school students, 44 percent of girls and 15 percent of guys are attempting to lose weight.
    3.Over 70 percent of girls age 15 to 17 avoid normal daily activities, such as attending school, when they feel bad about their looks.
    4.More than 40 percent of boys in middle school and high school regularly exercise with the goal of increasing muscle mass.
    5. 75 percent of girls with low self-esteem reported engaging in negative activities like cutting, bullying, smoking, drinking, or disordered eating. This compares to 25 percent of girls with high self-esteem.
    6.About 20 percent of teens will experience depression before they reach adulthood.
    7.Teen girls that have a negative view of themselves are four times more likely to take part in activities with boys that they’ve ended up regretting later.
    8.The top wish among all teen girls is for their parents to communicate better with them. This includes frequent and more open conversations.
    9. 38 percent of boys in middle school and high school reported using protein supplements and nearly 6 percent admitted to experimenting with steroids.
    10. 7 in 10 girls believe that they are not good enough or don’t measure up in some way, including their looks, performance in school and relationships with friends and family members.
    11. A girl’s self-esteem is more strongly related to how she views her own body shape and body weight, than how much she actually weighs.
    you are
    perfect.

  17. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 21, 2013 8:43am UTC
    I hate anything that's good, because though it might feel great at the time, the endings always hurt

  18. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 16, 2013 3:34pm UTC
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-hYorNi0nAw
    watch this, then tell me if the muslim stereotype that people have created and that I have to face is justifyable or not.
    look at 8:00 onwards in particular, look at what a brittish soldier is saying himself about what he saw in afghanistan,
    in your face, world leaders.

  19. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 12, 2013 5:04pm UTC
    MY HATERS ARE MY MOTIVATORS

  20. jahan jahan
    posted a quote
    April 9, 2013 12:24pm UTC
    i'm not broken, just bent

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