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jack123

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Member Since: 25 Oct 2010 08:12am

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jack123
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October 25, 2010 8:15am UTC
Old Lady: What can I get you?
Jay: Cornetto please
Old Lady: One cornetto, is that all?
Jay: Do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: My Cornetto, do you want to lick it?
Old Lady: Oh that is kind, I've had enough Ice Cream today though sweetheart
Jay: Oh right, bit late am I?
Old Lady: Do you want something else?
Jay: Are you the woman who sucks school boys off?
Old Lady: Sorry?
Jay: Can you suck me off?
lol gotta love the inbetweeners(;

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