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izzym11

1. izzym11
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   December 8, 2011 11:41pm UTC
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2. izzym11
   posted a quote
   November 19, 2011 12:00am UTC
   that terrible moment
   when red watery stuff
   comes out of the ketchup bottle
   
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3. izzym11
   posted a quote
   October 26, 2011 11:18pm UTC
   Me Against Them
   Me Against Enemies
   Me Against Friends
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4. izzym11
   posted a quote
   October 6, 2011 8:10pm UTC
   When your parents are are like, GO TO BED OR YOU ARE GROUNDED. and you're just like wtf? you think i wanna make a cell diagram at 11pm at night? ♥
   
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5. izzym11
   posted a quote
   September 23, 2011 11:54pm UTC
   I was so excited for fall and winter
   Now i remembered allergies.
   
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6. izzym11
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 1:48am UTC
   ok well i new life was
   unfair
   but dude this crap is
   getting
   freaking ridiculous.
   
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7. izzym11
   posted a quote
   September 5, 2011 2:49pm UTC
   remember when all we
   worried
   about was if people knew
   about Hannah Montana's
   secret identity
   i miss that.
   ♥
   
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8. izzym11
   posted a quote
   September 2, 2011 12:40am UTC
   I feel like my
   Justin Bieber
   cardboard cutout's eyes
   watch me
   
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9. izzym11
   posted a quote
   August 31, 2011 10:39pm UTC
   any other
   shorties out there?
   i'm 4,6 and in 7th grade..
   
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10. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:55pm UTC
    Dear Edward Cullen,
    You stay young forever
    and sneak into
    girls rooms.
    HOW ORIGINAL?
    love, peter pan
    nmq but i thought it was funny ;)
    
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11. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 30, 2011 6:42pm UTC
    No offense really means
    i'm about to insult you, but don't get mad.
    
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12. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:37pm UTC
    Today I Realize that the word bed actually looks like a bed Mind:Blown !
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13. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:21pm UTC
    IF SKINNY PEOPLE GO SKINNY DIPPINGDO FAT PEOPLE GO CHUNKY DUNKING
    
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14. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 11:00pm UTC
    Who's Cruel Idea Was It
    To Put the Letter "S"
    In The Word "Lisp"
    
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15. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 28, 2011 10:26pm UTC
    There is a "ME" in awesome
    And A "U" in suck.
    Take a Hint.
    ♥♥♥
    
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16. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 24, 2011 10:18pm UTC
    When I start Feeling Sad, I stop being sad And Start Being
    Awesome
    
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17. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 15, 2011 2:07pm UTC
    I Wonder when Gordy From Ned's DeclassifiedSchool survival Guide Will Catch The Weasel **nmf
    
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18. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 13, 2011 2:50pm UTC
    <3<<dfad <3 If You Remember the L'Orealkids Fish Shaped Shampoo Bottle
    officially a series, feel free to comment with ideas, if i use them i'll give you credit
    credit to lovinlife13
    
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19. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 9, 2011 3:40pm UTC
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    Math is the Only Place Where I Hear Things Like
    Jimmy bought 30 Chocolate Bars
    He ate 23.
    What Does he Have Now?
    UMM.... MAYBE DIABETES?
    
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20. izzym11
    posted a quote
    August 8, 2011 11:50am UTC
    That Awkward Moment When you meet someones eyes while eating a banana
    
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