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January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

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tt505
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January 6, 2012 6:37pm UTC

me; why am i still single?
brain; you're wierd
body; and you're fat
face; plus you're pretty ugly
food; i'm here for you
- t u m b l r

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nameyou2468
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January 6, 2012 3:35pm UTC

Friend:
"H3Y W@t$ WR0N9?"
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Me:
Obviously your education.
nameyou2468 | nmf

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hermione23katniss
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January 6, 2012 3:39pm UTC

It takes only a minute to get a crush on someone, an hour to like someone, and a day to love someone. But it takes a lifetime to forget someone. ♥
My mom forgot me in a parking lot once

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Yuri
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December 29, 2011 3:45pm UTC

A cop pulled me over and said
"Papers"
So I said, "Scissors. I win.", and drove off.

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ImmaBeWitty
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December 29, 2011 4:25pm UTC

Mom, I 'm so in love with my boyfriend(:
Aw, I can't wait to meet him!
Yeah, me too.
nmf.nmq

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BlackButterflies
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December 29, 2011 3:24pm UTC

that's how depression hits .
you wake up some mornings disapointed to be alive.

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areynpamer
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December 29, 2011 2:27pm UTC

format credit: xoalicecullenxo <3
people change
things go wrong,
S H I T H A P P E N S
life goes on. ♥

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QuQu101
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December 29, 2011 3:36pm UTC

if you get me a talking card,
you don't have to get me a present because the card will entertain me enough.

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Amzybabe98
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December 29, 2011 6:03pm UTC

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Litoudaki
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December 29, 2011 6:25pm UTC

*Missing a call.*
*Call back.*
*No answer.*
"What, did you fυcking die within 2 seconds?"

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livsbestfriendryan
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December 29, 2011 4:24pm UTC

dear conceited b*tch,
you do not rule the world because your profile picture has 100 likes
©livsbestfriendryan

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itsagirlsworld93
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October 11, 2011 4:45am UTC

Dear new girl,
-He hates pickles, because he thinks pickle juice looks like pee.
- His favorite colors are black and red.
- He loves Tool and Metallica with a passion.
- His favorite thing in the world is his stuffed animal named "Ducky".
- He loves honey mustard.
- Always save your gum wrappers because he'll make you origami flowers out of them.
- He loves zombies and Left 4 Dead.
- Football is his life and his number is 75.
- He misses his dad a lot, so you have to be ready to rush to his side at all times. <3
- His sister Maddie loves Edward. Not Jacob. If you get it wrong. You might as well just leave.
- His dog, Gabe, is his best friend. And if Gabe doesn't approve, then he won't.
- He's not big on holding hands, but he loves to snuggle.
- If you're sad, he'll do whatever it takes to make you laugh.
- He loves wrestling with you. <3
- He hates it when you touch his chest.
- If you wanna make him laugh, just tickle his sides.
- His favorite shoes are his tie dye VANS.
- If you fish, you have to put the worms on for him. He hates worms <3
- He loves it when you play with his beard.
Got it? Good. Because.. If you're going to take my spot.. You better at least be good at it </3
Format by Sandrasaurus

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TheBrokenSmile
posted a quote
December 15, 2011 4:39pm UTC

A Teenage Bucket List, Part Two.
♥
Meet Steve, and thank him for Witty. Be someones' Christmas present. Ride the Polar Express. Travel the
world. Spend the whole day playing video games
with him. Buy a beach house. Fall asleep on the beach.
Have my 11:11 wish come true. Ride a motercycle.
Pet a lion. Walk in a fashion show. Design my own
outfit. Go to Paris. Ride a dolphin. Tip a cow. Learn sign
language. Have a 1,000 followers on Witty. Sing with
my favorite band. Go on a road trip. Be a Hollister model
for a day. Steal a school bus for a day. Party in Las Vegas.
Build a giant sand castle. Have abs.
Smile non-stop for one whole year, and be grateful for life.
jayciecutie01's format.
inspired by many people and websites.

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AlNicholas

posted a quote
December 15, 2011 6:15pm UTC

SINGLE BELLS
SINGLE BELLS
SINGLE ALL THE WAY

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Jade672
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December 8, 2011 4:49pm UTC

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J I L L I A N ; )*
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December 8, 2011 4:05pm UTC

1
"WHAT EACH KISS MEANS"
- Kiss on the Forehead: We're cute together .
- Kiss on the Cheek: We're friends.
- Kiss on the Hand: I adore you.
- Kiss on the Neck: I want you, now.
- Kiss on the Shoulder: Your perfect.
- Kiss on the Lips: I LOVE YOU...
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WHAT EACH GESTURE MEANS:
- Holding Hands: We definitely like each other.
- Holding you tight pressed against each other: I want you.
- Looking into each other's Eyes: I like you, for who you are.
- Playing with Hair: Let's fool around.
- Arms around the Waist: I like you too much to let go.
- Laughing while Kissing: I am completely comfortable with you.
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ADVICE:
- If you were thinking about someone while reading this, you're definitely
in Love.
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REQUIREMENTS:
- Add this to ur favorites after reading!!
Or you will have a bad year of Relationships.
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IF YOU (LIKE), (LOVE), OR (MISS) SOMEONE RIGHT NOW:
- and can't get them out of your head.
- then add this to ur favorites within One Minute and Whoever you are missing
will surprise you.

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SkylarJessica13
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December 8, 2011 4:51pm UTC

A boy's sleepy voice
is seriously the sexiest sh*t ever.

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trixie0504
posted a quote
December 7, 2011 9:07pm UTC

There's this guy that I love.
Sadly, I'm not his date.
He sent me a picture of him in tux for prom night.
His tie was red.
He asked, "How do I look?"
I said "Like I should be standing next to you in a red dress."
He replied, "Maybe one day you'll be standing next to me in a white dress."
CREDIT TO ORIGINAL
P.S. Please Fav And Follow :)
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