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iwished4u1111

1. iwished4u1111
   posted a quote
   May 28, 2012 8:59pm UTC
   Yesterday was my birthday
   this boy i really like texted me and asked to go to the movies. he paid for me and just after it got dark, he held my hand. after the movie started, he kissed me. we made out the rest of the time... it was my first kiss.
   
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2. iwished4u1111
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 7:45pm UTC
   I'M TOO LAZY
   to comment when it says "comment if..."
   
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3. iwished4u1111
   posted a quote
   September 6, 2011 7:37pm UTC
   I feel like...
   if guys had a witty, it'd be pretty shocking.
   
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4. iwished4u1111
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   February 15, 2011 11:12pm UTC
   »»i wasn't creepin
   it was on my news feed
   alllll me yo
   
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5. iwished4u1111
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   February 14, 2011 10:06pm UTC
   The thing about perfection
   ((is that it's unknowable))
   tronnnnn<333
   
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6. iwished4u1111
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   December 17, 2010 6:05pm UTC
   You sit on a throne of LIES!!!
   Elf :)
   
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7. iwished4u1111
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   December 17, 2010 5:44pm UTC
   There's just...
   Something about waterfalls <3
   :minee
   
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8. iwished4u1111
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   December 16, 2010 1:36pm UTC
   Remember when..?
   you first joined witty and your formatting sucked??? (i remember when mine did)
   
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9. iwished4u1111
   posted a quote
   December 12, 2010 6:01pm UTC
   No one ever told me I was pretty when I was a little girl. All little girls should be told they're pretty,
   even if they aren't.
   -Marilyn Monroe
   
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10. iwished4u1111
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    December 8, 2010 8:14pm UTC
    Thinking you've done a great job on a project then seeing everyone else's and it's like
    ohh nevermindd then
    minee
    
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11. iwished4u1111
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    November 6, 2010 12:32pm UTC
    **Act your age**
    not your shoe size^^
    kiss by prince
    
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12. iwished4u1111
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    November 3, 2010 9:10pm UTC
    Love isn't bullshit
    ...but bullshit is mistaken for love.
    best friend said it
    
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13. iwished4u1111
    posted a quote
    October 28, 2010 5:42pm UTC
    »»if you were an instrument, i'd want you to be a drum
    so i could bang you... all day long
    not my format, heard it today in chem :)
    
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14. iwished4u1111
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    October 22, 2010 5:26pm UTC
    You are really dumb.
    For Real.
    bed intruder song <333
    
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15. iwished4u1111
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2010 9:53pm UTC
    i actually like it when guys cut off all their hair
    cause you have to be damn fineee to pull that look off
    mineee
    
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16. iwished4u1111
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    August 25, 2010 4:21pm UTC
    Confession:
    I wish I could belly dance like Shakira
    mineee
    
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17. iwished4u1111
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    August 25, 2010 3:43pm UTC
    So today in chem,
    my teacher was going over safety. He told us a story about how there was a fire once. And the story ended with "and when he unleashed it, there was white stuff everywhere." No one realized why I was laughing.
    legit happened!!!
    
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18. iwished4u1111
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    August 23, 2010 11:00am UTC
    I used to stay up late to text you...
    but now i want my sleep back
    mineee i think
    
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19. iwished4u1111
    posted a quote
    August 22, 2010 10:04pm UTC
    Oh my God, I hafta pee!!!!
    "Then go!" "I don't wanna get up!!!"
    i think it's on here? cred to whomever
    
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20. iwished4u1111
    posted a quote
    August 20, 2010 8:05pm UTC
    You better check yourself
    before you wreck yourself
    heard it, my fadeee
    
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