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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
October 30, 2013 5:33pm UTC

what she says: i'm fine
what she means: omg hunger games catching fire its coming, omg just a few more weeks, omg, omg, katniss and i love her and i want to watch it so fkin bad omg, just need to wait, i cant wait but i'll wait omg omg omg, damn it, it better be amazing, omg what clothes shall i bring when i camp outside the cinema to watch it, fk

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cujo*
posted a quote
November 1, 2013 12:49pm UTC

one thing i like are strangers who got your back in awkward public situations, they are
the coolest people ever bc they save ur àss and you'll probably never see them again

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Chris*
posted a quote
October 29, 2013 6:13pm UTC

Boy hugs are my most favorite thing ever like when you can feel their muscles tighten around you and press your face into their chest and feel their hair and smell them and sometimes they moan and they're warm and just boys.

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 9:37am UTC

"that's so gay"
*macklemore gasps in the distance*

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 4:00pm UTC

I don't want to be famous because
I dont want my old school pictures to get leaked

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Butterbear
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 10:40pm UTC

So um yeah what happens when
Steve retires like do we all just go outside and
attempt to make friends or

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Amenah
posted a quote
September 7, 2013 11:31am UTC

So there's this guy.
His voice gets softer when he talks to me.
He holds the door open for me while while we're having a conversation.
When I'm in the way, he gently puts his hands on my waist so he can pass.
We have a ton of inside jokes and he always gives me such wide grins.
He winks at me when he passes me in the corridor.
When I start telling him a story, he gives me his undivided attention.
Sounds great, doesn't it? There's just one problem.
He's like that with all the other girls, too. ~

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gab*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 8:17pm UTC

okay, HOW do some girls carry around those hella tiny fashion backpacks for school and manage to fit their stuff in there? like do your teachers not give you homework? do you not do your homework? do you own this magical shrinking device for your homework? tell me your secret

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mtndewhm*
posted a quote
September 6, 2013 7:06pm UTC

Me: It doesn't matter how long you've liked a band as long as you really like their music.
Girl from school: Hey I really like that band.
Me: Fück you I liked them first you're not a real fan go away shut up I hate you you can't take them from me they're mine.

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 3:20pm UTC

There’s a blind boy in one of my English teacher’s classes and last week our assignment was to write poetry about nature…
this is what he turned in:
Roses are black
Violets are black
Everything is black
I can’t see.

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CharliesTheName
posted a quote
September 4, 2013 4:40pm UTC

Me: *texts girl I like* Hey
Girl I like: *texts back* Hey I was just about to text you
Me: Oh cool
Me: *drives to jewlery store to pick an engagement ring*

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posted a quote
January 1, 1970 12:00am UTC

This quote does not exist.

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jimmy365
posted a quote
September 8, 2013 4:50pm UTC

TALL BOYS
WITH PRETTY EYES AND DEEP VOICES AND MESSY HAIR WHO SMIRK A LOT ARE THE ABSOLUTE WORST AVOID THEM AT ALL COSTS 10/10 WOULD NOT RECOMMEND
f o r m a t j i m m y 3 6 5 n m q!

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happiest*
posted a quote
September 5, 2013 3:03pm UTC

Idk my relationship with my siblings is always either “yo I’ll help you hide the body” or “do not even breathe in my direction” there is no in between.

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CookieMonster09*
posted a quote
August 25, 2013 5:46pm UTC

Apparently, jokingly spreading your legs when the dentist says 'open wide' is frowned upon in this establishment.

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dreamer*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 2:42pm UTC

Me:Remembers lyrics to 17 different songs in 2 days.
Me:Forgets what I had for dinner yesterday.

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伤*
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 11:23am UTC

do you ever just go on youtube thinking you’ll just be on to watch a quick music video then later you find yourself watching
a tutorial on how to talk to a giraffe.

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Ethanol
posted a quote
August 20, 2013 3:30am UTC

Lady Gaga took a photo with and gave money
to a homeless man. He said, "But I smell."
and she said, "Don't worry, I smell too."

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*Elena;~ ♥*
posted a quote
August 17, 2013 8:41pm UTC

When I was like 12 I used to hate one really bit.chy and annoying girl
from our class so I sent her a text "you will die in 7 days" during a class and
she burst into tears and her mom went to police and I was so scared so I
flushed my phone down the toilet

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dolph*
posted a quote
August 13, 2013 12:54pm UTC

"I never said she stole my money"
This sentence has 7 different meanings depending on the emphasised word.

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