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1. ivelz17
   posted a quote
   April 14, 2013 12:14am UTC
   Wait, since when Top quotes have 100-150 faves ?
   Wow...where are all the Wittians?
   
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2. ivelz17
   posted a quote
   January 5, 2013 9:01pm UTC
   I feel so worthless...
   
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3. ivelz17
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   December 30, 2012 5:19pm UTC
   I'll stop procrastinating...
   tomorrow.
   
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4. ivelz17
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   December 26, 2012 6:47pm UTC
   How am I supposed to pretend
   that I never want you see you again?
   
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5. ivelz17
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   December 20, 2012 5:06pm UTC
   I love talking to you...
   But I feel annoying when I start the conversation.
   
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6. ivelz17
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   October 11, 2012 4:39pm UTC
   My boyfriend just told me that the Krabby Patty secret ingredient is crab hence why it’s called a Krabby Patty, and why Mr. Krabs is so secretive over it because he doesn’t want people to know they’re eating people like him and Plankton is actually a good guy.
   (lol i saw this from facebook and i got mind-blown)
   
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7. ivelz17
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   August 23, 2012 3:44pm UTC
   Child me: WOW WHEN IM A TEENAGER IM GONNA GO OUT WITH MY FRIENDS TO THE MALL AND PARTY AND DATE HOT PEOPLE AND BE POPULAR AND COOL
   Teenage me: *hisses at sunlight*
   
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8. ivelz17
   posted a quote
   August 21, 2012 9:40pm UTC
   3 things I hate the most:
   1- Periods
   2- Stupid boys
   3- The debate between loving food and being fat
   
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9. ivelz17
   posted a quote
   August 13, 2012 5:58pm UTC
   Pickup lines for old people.
   Old man: hey baby you better call life alert cuz i've fallen for you and i can't get up
   nmq
   
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10. ivelz17
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    August 6, 2012 11:14pm UTC
    This is about the self-mutilating circus we have painted ourselves clowns in.
    About women who will prowl 30 stores in 6 malls to find the right cocktail dress, but haven't a clue where to find fulfillment or how wear joy, wandering through life shackled to a shopping bag, beneath those 2 pretty syllables.
    This, this is about my own some-day daughter. When you approach me, already stung-stayed with insecurity, begging,
    “Mom, will I be pretty? Will I be pretty?”
    I will wipe that question from your mouth like cheap lipstick and answer,
    “No! The word pretty is unworthy of everything you will be, and no child of mine will be contained in five letters. “You will be pretty intelligent, pretty creative, pretty amazing. But you, will never be merely 'pretty'.”
    
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11. ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 31, 2012 11:57pm UTC
    So you 're telling me,
    that you freeze water so you can
    add water to your water?
    nmq/nmf
    
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12. ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 30, 2012 12:27am UTC
    Me: breathe if you'd date me
    Me:
    Me: stop, you're gonna pass out
    nmq
    
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13. ivelz17
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    July 29, 2012 11:00pm UTC
    Does advertising work?
    Just did
    
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14. ivelz17
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    July 20, 2012 9:48pm UTC
    I don't know what my future holds,
    but I'm hoping you're in it.
    
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15. ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 19, 2012 6:21pm UTC
    Thank you for being there
    when no one else was,
    Even though you f*cking left too.
    
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16. ivelz17
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    July 17, 2012 12:10am UTC
    You never get over it,
    You simply get through it.
    
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17. ivelz17
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    July 12, 2012 7:23pm UTC
    "Skip this Ad?
    Hell no!"
    -Nobody
    
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18. ivelz17
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    July 12, 2012 11:30am UTC
    That FML moment when your Capri Sun doesn't want to lose its virginity
    
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19. ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 11, 2012 3:59pm UTC
    Look to the left,
    Now look to the right
    I just virtually slapped you :)
    Format by twilightgirl995
    Not my quote
    
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20. ivelz17
    posted a quote
    July 9, 2012 8:28pm UTC
    What's the point of flying
    if you don't have a place to land?
    ♥
    
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