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  1. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 9:22pm UTC
    be a frootloop
    in a world of cheerios

  2. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 9:18pm UTC
    Stop the
    WORLD
    (i wanna get off)

  3. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 9:10pm UTC
    Pretty Dang
    SNAZZY

  4. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 9:06pm UTC
    You were born an original
    Don't die a copy

  5. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 5, 2009 8:59pm UTC
    put the lime in the
    coke, you nut

  6. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 23, 2009 5:50pm UTC
    you are the most
    oblivious
    person i know

  7. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 19, 2009 8:29pm UTC
    I'm that girl who. . .
    - has an obnoxiously loud laugh
    - has the longest burps
    - wears sweatpants to school
    - eats in front of guys
    - actually listens in class
    - didn't have a boyfriend in 5th grade
    - does her homework
    AND I'M PROUD

  8. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 14, 2009 6:26pm UTC
    Boy, don't STEAL something, throw it around, break it, and expect to get away with it.
    my heart is [fragile]

  9. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 7, 2009 8:45am UTC
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    always live your life with no regrets

  10. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 12:16pm UTC
    Party like a
    DORK
    because
    ROCKSTARS
    are so overated

  11. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 12:12pm UTC
    I know KARATE and about 500
    other dangerous words

  12. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 12:09pm UTC
    haha
    wait. what?

  13. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 12:07pm UTC
    Stick it in your juice box and
    SUCK IT

  14. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 12:04pm UTC
    Break Dance
    Not Hearts

  15. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    March 2, 2009 9:41am UTC
    Life is hard.
    Wear a helmet.

  16. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    January 26, 2009 4:51pm UTC
    Yi love you more than a fat kid loves cake!Y

  17. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    January 24, 2009 8:33pm UTC
    YBoy, I didnt fall for you.......you tripped meY
    lazy with colors

  18. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    January 21, 2009 5:28pm UTC
    I wont cry him a river because forever means never.

  19. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2009 6:10pm UTC
    friends: call before coming over
    best friends: knock on your door and say "i invited myself over cuz i was lonely."
    friends: ask you politely for just a snack
    best friends: open your firdge,pull something out, and start eating it.
    friends: borrow your stuff for a day or two.
    best friends: steal your stuff and give it back bc they got stains on it.
    friends: get embarassed when you scream out your fav. song for the world to hear.
    best friends: join in
    friends: help you up if you fall in the mud
    best friends: laugh and tell you to get off your butt (they don't stop laughing about it either)
    friends: ask for your notes so they can reword them
    best friends: expect you to take notes for them
    friends: say "eww" when you burp
    best friends: high five you after you burp
    friends: take your jokes seriously
    best friends: tell you it was a bad comeback
    friends: have one or two inside jokes with you
    best friens: could write a book on the inside jokes they have with you
    real things me and my friends do.

  20. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    January 20, 2009 5:49pm UTC
    Gymnastics is not just back handsprings and tucks.................it's life.

:)

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