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itsxfate312

1. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   May 16, 2011 8:23pm UTC
   That surge of excitement
   when something expires on your birthday
   
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2. itsxfate312
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   May 16, 2011 8:17pm UTC
   Missing your period
   and thinking you're going to be the next Virgin Mary
   
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3. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   August 1, 2010 11:46am UTC
   I have fears and I'll admit it.
   I lack confidence and I'll admit it.
   I have flaws and I'll admit it.
   I love you and I can't admit it
   bcbcbc i
   
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4. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2010 3:03pm UTC
   Your name popped on my phone screen and
   my world changed
   
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5. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2010 2:44pm UTC
   When someone says your name,
   i hear your laugh and i smile.
   i see your face and i smile.
   i feel your hug and i smile.
   i remember what you did and
   my smile fades away
   
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6. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   July 2, 2010 2:33pm UTC
   You said you loved me,
   i guess you forgot to mention you were lying
   
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7. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   July 20, 2009 10:12am UTC
   When you play soccer...
   Midi's aren't skirts
   Passing isn't getting good grades
   Drills aren't fake
   Cheering doesn't involve pom-poms
   World Cup isn't to be drank from
   
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8. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   July 10, 2009 9:38am UTC
   Life isn't about how many breaths you take,
   it's about the moments that take your breath
   away
   
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9. itsxfate312
   posted a quote
   June 19, 2009 5:12pm UTC
   AT&T
   Raising the barn
   amish version of at&t's slogan
   
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10. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:58pm UTC
    Good Comeback #3
    "No comment"
    "You didnt have to say that, if you didn't say anything, i would have realized u didn't have a comment!
    
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11. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:56pm UTC
    Good Comeback #2
    "OWWWWW"
    did the poor baby look in the mirror?
    
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12. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:54pm UTC
    Good comeback #1
    (comebacks are italicized)
    You had to be there
    good thing i wasn't, that wasn't funny
    
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13. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 4:21pm UTC
    If he talks about me as much as I talk about him,
    then why when he passes me in the hall, I'm
    INVISBLE
    
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14. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 4:05pm UTC
    Two More Old Men Jokes
    Three old guys are out walking.
    First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
    Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
    Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
    "A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
    "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
    "Twelve thirty."
    
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15. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Old Man Joke
    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."
    
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16. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2009 8:55am UTC
    Hawaii isn't the only paradise
    I would know because I sit next to you in Math
    
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17. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 4:36pm UTC
    Fear
    Courage
    HOPE
    STRENGTH
    detection
    Anxiety Cope
    Survival FAITH
    well-being Fortune
    AWARE CARE
    self-esteem SUPPORT
    its supposed to look like
    the breast cancer ribbon
    
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18. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Shut the drama in a jar
    and ship it to Africa
    
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19. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    My goal in life isn't to hurt you...
    but it is fun!
    creditforedit
    
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20. itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 12:10pm UTC
    I dream about Edward Cullen...
    DYING
    
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