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Eat, sleep, breathe, gymnastics.

 

  1. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:23pm UTC
    That surge of excitement
    when something expires on your birthday

  2. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2011 8:17pm UTC
    Missing your period
    and thinking you're going to be the next Virgin Mary

  3. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    August 1, 2010 11:46am UTC
    I have fears and I'll admit it.
    I lack confidence and I'll admit it.
    I have flaws and I'll admit it.
    I love you and I can't admit it
    bcbcbc i

  4. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 3:03pm UTC
    Your name popped on my phone screen and
    my world changed

  5. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 2:44pm UTC
    When someone says your name,
    i hear your laugh and i smile.
    i see your face and i smile.
    i feel your hug and i smile.
    i remember what you did and
    my smile fades away

  6. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    July 2, 2010 2:33pm UTC
    You said you loved me,
    i guess you forgot to mention you were lying

  7. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    July 20, 2009 10:12am UTC
    When you play soccer...
    Midi's aren't skirts
    Passing isn't getting good grades
    Drills aren't fake
    Cheering doesn't involve pom-poms
    World Cup isn't to be drank from

  8. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    July 10, 2009 9:38am UTC
    Life isn't about how many breaths you take,
    it's about the moments that take your breath
    away

  9. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    June 19, 2009 5:12pm UTC
    AT&T
    Raising the barn
    amish version of at&t's slogan

  10. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:58pm UTC
    Good Comeback #3
    "No comment"
    "You didnt have to say that, if you didn't say anything, i would have realized u didn't have a comment!

  11. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:56pm UTC
    Good Comeback #2
    "OWWWWW"
    did the poor baby look in the mirror?

  12. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 16, 2009 1:54pm UTC
    Good comeback #1
    (comebacks are italicized)
    You had to be there
    good thing i wasn't, that wasn't funny

  13. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    May 4, 2009 4:21pm UTC
    If he talks about me as much as I talk about him,
    then why when he passes me in the hall, I'm
    INVISBLE

  14. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 4:05pm UTC
    Two More Old Men Jokes
    Three old guys are out walking.
    First one says, "Windy, isn't it?"
    Second one says, "No, its Thursday!"
    Third one says, "So am I. Let's go get a beer."
    "A man was telling his neighbor, "I just bought a new hearing aid. It cost me four thousand dollars, but it's state of the art. It's perfect."
    "Really," answered the neighbor. "What kind is it?"
    "Twelve thirty."

  15. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 26, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Old Man Joke
    A little old man shuffled slowly into an ice cream parlor and pulled himself slowly, painfully, up onto a stool. After catching his breath he ordered a banana split. The waitress asked kindly, "Crushed nuts?" " No," he replied, "arthritis."

  16. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 20, 2009 8:55am UTC
    Hawaii isn't the only paradise
    I would know because I sit next to you in Math

  17. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 4:36pm UTC
    Fear
    Courage
    HOPE
    STRENGTH
    detection
    Anxiety Cope
    Survival FAITH
    well-being Fortune
    AWARE CARE
    self-esteem SUPPORT
    its supposed to look like
    the breast cancer ribbon

  18. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 4:04pm UTC
    Shut the drama in a jar
    and ship it to Africa

  19. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 14, 2009 3:51pm UTC
    My goal in life isn't to hurt you...
    but it is fun!
    creditforedit

  20. itsxfate312 itsxfate312
    posted a quote
    April 6, 2009 12:10pm UTC
    I dream about Edward Cullen...
    DYING

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