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Member Since: 3 Feb 2012 08:06pm

Last Seen: 9 Mar 2012 04:45pm

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  1. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:59pm UTC
    Type your name:sammy
    Type your name with your elbow:sammy
    Type your name with your eyes closed:sammy
    Type your name with your nose:sammy
    Bash your head into the keyboard:ftnryfgtg
    Now repost this quote but delete my answers

  2. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:53pm UTC
    BACK THEN WE WANTED,
    A cd player, a video game(pacman), a rubix cube, a yo-yo.
    NOW WE "NEED",
    A tv, an ipod, a wii, an xbox, a cell phone, a laptop, an iphone, clothes, makeup, jewlery, shoes, purses, fake nails, fake boobs, fake, fake, fake.

  3. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:49pm UTC
    PEACE,
    LOVE,
    UNITY,
    RESPECT.
    THESE ARE ALL THE THINGS I WILL NEVER FORGET
    I GET PLUR!<3

  4. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 19, 2012 9:45pm UTC
    i do need a longer string for my kite cause everybody knows im high all day im high on life cause music's what i breath party,party,party everyday all week P.L.U.R.'S what i stand for cause out on the floor no one can judge me. dont judge me just love me im not a criminal im innocent so come and set me free i choose ecstacy and music's myy religion.

  5. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 15, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    MASKED
    PART: 2
    sorry everyone following this story, i was busy saturday and couldnt make the next chapter right then and there. if your new... READ THIS STORY:)
    *Talking to therapist*
    me; I met this new guy.
    her; Oh really how is it going?
    me; He is really nice... I'm just to scared he will hurt me.
    her; Why would you think he will hurt you?
    *flashback*
    I walked down the street to meet my boyfriend. He was going to my house for the first time. He was nervous and so was I it was all very obvious. I told him not to think any different of me or take any pity. He said why and i told him what happened to my parents and that i live alone. He pulled me in and said dont worry baby girl we will find who did that too your family and you will be able to stop....
    *BACK IN REALITY*
    I heard my therapist saying
    her; hello? helllo?
    me; oh sorry...
    her; its okay um im sorry your time is up, scheduale another appointment for saturday
    (today was thursday)
    me; Oh okay.. see you then.
    How do you like it so far??? I'm going for mysteriousnessC:
    PLEASE KEEP READING
    I try and do new chapters every saturday but dont excpect them all the time.
    I'm sorry i'm getting busy:* loveysss

  6. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:30pm UTC
    WHY DO PEOPLE THINK ALL CHEERLEADERS ARE SNOBBY?!

  7. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:28pm UTC
    §
    I think it is so brave of people these days to
    present themselves to our world
    with oppenness and love<3
    §

  8. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 11, 2012 4:25pm UTC
    ⇔Sometimes i pretend to be normal,⇔
    ⇔but then it gets boring,⇔
    ¤and i go back to being me C:¤

  9. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 7, 2012 3:27pm UTC
    Take care,
    Dye your hair
    c:

  10. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 12:52pm UTC
    fri-END
    boyfri-END
    girlfri-END
    these things all end
    famILY
    that ends in ily
    which stands for i love you

  11. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 5, 2012 12:44pm UTC
    pfft,no! C:

  12. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:43pm UTC
    COME ON!
    GET ME OUT THERE!
    GET ME KNOWN!
    READ MY QUOTES.
    READ MY STORIES!
    MY NAME; itsnotrealyme
    please please please?
    im new i want to be faved and followed and have quotes commented on!? i have perty good quotes and i add new ones all the time! witty is my life<3

  13. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:38pm UTC
    JUST KEEP SWIMMING JUST KEEP SWIMMING WHAT DO WE DO WE SWIM swim I LOVE TO SWIIIIIIIIM!
    FINDING NEMO THE WORLDS MOST GREATEST MOVIE IN THE HISTORY OF MOVIES EVER MADE ABOUT SWIMMING AND TALKING FISH.C;
    -DORYYYYYYY:*

  14. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:35pm UTC
    DONT PUSH ME CAUSE IM CLOSE TO THE EDGE AND IM TRYIN' NOT TO LOSE MY HEAD:P
    HAPPPPPPPY FEEEEEEEEET:DDDD

  15. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:30pm UTC
    brown cows; brown milk
    white cows; white milk
    pink cows; dont exist...
    :( well this is depressing... damnit. im sorry.

  16. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:25pm UTC
    LADIES, you are ALL beautiful.
    EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU
    You may be tall, short, fluffy, skinny, shy, OUT THERE, different, the same, *innapropriate names*, mean, troubled, challenged, hard, soft, popular, lonely, depressed, goth, emo, scene, preppy, etc.
    You may have troubles, OCD, ADD, ADHD, BiPolar dissoarder, etc.
    Those things all make you. you.
    EMBRACE LIFE. LIVE THE WAY YOU WANT. ACT THE WAY YOU WANT. DO WHAT YOU WANT.
    DO NOT CARE WHAT PEOPLE THINK ABOUT YOU.
    BE OPEN TO ANYONE.
    your all loved by atleast one person.
    including me.
    :)

  17. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 11:17pm UTC
    §
    Yes, yes, love is your weapon, and yes it did destroy my life</3
    §

  18. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:35pm UTC
    Vanity Insanity
    or
    Monroe Madness
    commmenntttt<3
    come one people blow up my notifications:*

  19. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:30pm UTC
    how do i use pictures... can i even use pictures, pleeeeeease help. comment!!!

  20. itsnotrealyme itsnotrealyme
    posted a quote
    February 4, 2012 10:24pm UTC
    Those things up on my chest, think of them as a man's balls.
    You wouldnt stare at another guy's balls would you?
    EXACTLY!
    stop looking there and look at me where you would look at a man.
    MY FREAKING EYES
    -sincerely, all girls that arent slu*s.
    (excuse my french)
    C:

:)

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