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itslyssx3

1. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   November 7, 2012 1:21am UTC
   hey you.
   yes, you. stop being unhappy with yourself. you are perfect.
   stop wishing you looked like someone else or wishing people
   liked you as much as they like someone else. stop trying to get
   attention from those who hurt you. stop hating your body, your
   face, your personality. your quirks. love them. without those
   things you wouldn't be you. and why would you want to be
   anyone else? be confident with who you are. smile. it'll draw
   people in. if anyone hates on you because you are happy with
   yourself then you stick your middle finger in the air and say
   screw it. my happiness will not depend on others anymore.
   i'm happy because i love who i am. i love my flaws. i love my
   imperfections. they make me me. and 'me' is pretty amazing.
   
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2. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   October 9, 2012 4:02pm UTC
   _ See's a cute guy _
   HEY
   IS
   YOUR
   FACE
   FROM
   MCDONALDS?
   CAUSE
   I'M
   LOVIN
   IT
   
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3. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   October 8, 2012 5:56pm UTC
   Yep. Kay. Yess.
   I will. Mhm. I know.
   I won't. Yeah. Yup.
   Ok. BYE MOM
   
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4. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   October 4, 2012 3:45pm UTC
   What happens behind the teachers back,
   stays behind the teachers back.
   
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5. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   October 2, 2012 6:18pm UTC
   When girls are asking for a perfect boyfried ;
   So boys start asking for perfect girlfriends. Then they tell us there are none.
   Um we're right here.
   Open your eyes.
   Take notes?
   
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6. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   September 29, 2012 9:53pm UTC
   Your face
   I like that shyt.
   
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7. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   September 26, 2012 7:14pm UTC
   It's sad to think the girl I used to call my bestfriend,
   I now call a stranger.
   
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8. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   September 24, 2012 3:49pm UTC
   You are not fat
   you are thick;
   thick is beautiful.
   
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9. itslyssx3
   posted a quote
   September 21, 2012 5:45pm UTC
   Ellen: Here's a question: Do we all have to buy a new phone everytime there's a little change?
   Ellen: No
   Ellen: Why don't they give us things we can actually use. I don't need a thinner phone.
   Ellen: I need a tortilla chip that can support the weight of Guacamole.
   
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10. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 17, 2012 10:20pm UTC
    They'll hate you if you're pretty. They'll hate you if you're not. They'll hate you for what you lack, & they'll hate you for what you got.
    
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11. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 13, 2012 10:45pm UTC
    Back then it was about having fun;
    Now it's about being perfect.
    
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12. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 8, 2012 10:21pm UTC
    They tell you to
    be yourself &
    then judge you
    for it.
    
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13. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 12:59pm UTC
    Girls don't sweat,
    they glow.
    ♥
    
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14. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 3:47am UTC
    My thoughts during school
    Me: Why
    Me: I wonder when my teacher lost their virginity
    Me: What if a man whith a gun walked in right now
    Me: Whens lunch
    Me: The fu\k is this sh\t
    Me: Why are you here
    Me: Don't touch me
    Me: Y u call on me my hand aint even raised
    
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15. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 2:01am UTC
    Max: I just can't hit it
    George: I don't wanna hear can't
    George: We're Mexicans
    George: Not Mexicant's
    LOL GEORGE LOPEZ ♥
    
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16. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 2, 2012 1:54am UTC
    Fake Nails
    Fake Hair
    Fake B00bs
    Are you sure you weren't made in China?
    
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17. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 9:03pm UTC
    ME: Hi
    ME: & Hey
    HER: Why'd you say hi twice?
    ME: I thought it would be rude if I didn't say hi to both of your faces.
    
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18. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:49pm UTC
    1 + 1 = 3
    if you don't use a condom.
    
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19. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 8:38pm UTC
    Your girlfriend is gorgeous & loyal.Why cheat?
    It's like throwing away a diamond, and picking up a rock.
    nmf
    
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20. itslyssx3
    posted a quote
    September 1, 2012 1:26am UTC
    The feeling you get
    when the boy you like is
    flirting with a girl that's
    much prettier
    than you .
    <\3
    
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